Pun free Leicester thread

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Oh goody. The twins will be tripping over each other in midfield

[Jez]

I wanna be pissed off at dougie for picking a negative team again but I suppose this is the kind of game where backs to the wall might not be the worst idea...

[CrazyHorse]

Beckford starting before Mason? WTF?

[CrazyHorse]

Ahh, of course, silly me...He's sticking Beckford in the shop window with a view to sending him out on loan next week.

[TANGODANCER]

Just got back from walking the dog. Beautiful day and you can see the tops and Winter Hill quite clearly from outside our house. Had a quick sprint round a lamp post and I'm still breathing. Brew ready-tea with a drop of Spanish brandy-and slippers on and flexed. Done the deep breathing, Tower on and I can hear the fans. All set and good to go. COME ON YOU WHITES..

[Riviman]

Beckford starting before Mason? WTF?

I expect he's working the old "former player returns and scores" theory that always works against us !!!

[Armchair Wanderer]

Beckford starting before Mason? WTF?

I expect he's working the old "former player returns and scores" theory that always works against us !!!

Also, you gotta rotate when games come thick and fast, it's the law!

[CrazyHorse]

1-0 to them.

[TANGODANCER]

The King Power Stadium....sounds a bit impressive but we're not intimidated. Here we go...

Knight knocks it long.....now they knock it back and immediately try one. We see it off. Rob Hall on the right....They come again, we clear and Beckford then gets clattered. Here they come again, Ream clears and we sally forward. Schmickel junior clears it. They visit again and ...again.....a cross comes in but they're forced wide and backwards all the way to the keeper. Another visit from them and cleared well but Kamara loses it. A cross from Dyer and------drinkwater scores for themm off a post......0-1

[General Mannerheim]

Lol

[TANGODANCER]

Our alarm clock goes off and we're playing uphill already. We usually wake up when behind so.....we give it away. Konchesky gets a free cross into the box and we sound less then impressive. Hall getting his ear chewed and they sound all over us right now.

[CrazyHorse]

Fooking hell, sounds like they're battering us.

[TANGODANCER]

Ream has to block a Nugent effort while we were waving handkerchiefs for offside. Here they come again and Lonergan has to save a free header deflection off Baptiste. This does not sound too good yet...Not having fun already.

[cecil.bob]

Predictions for score line today? 4/5-nil?

[DJBlu]

Disgraceful already.

Pathetic start, players arguing with each other. No organisation.

Can't understand this team at all.

hahahah

I cannot understand it at all 1-1!

[TANGODANCER]

Does get a bit depressing the ease at which opponents score against us. They're almost two up as Lonergan has to save as our lot have a shouting match. Wait.....we almost got something going there but the pass went behind Beckford. Only one side really sounding in it right now. Moritz and Chungy link up and win a throw. Nice to win something and Beckford has a chance six yds out but it's cleared. And.....it-s 1-1

[CrazyHorse]

1-1!!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Ahh, of course, silly me...He's sicking Beckford in the shop window with a view to sending him out on loan next week.

Nah. Beckford was in goal scoring form, which wouldn't do. So he loaned Mason and replaced him. Now Beckford isn't on a run of goals put him back in. Makes perfect sense

[HMX]

Bloody hell! YES, COME ON WHITES!

[Salford Trotter]

I love Moritz