The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

[Relentless09]

Anyone know how Trotter is playing so far ?

[CrazyHorse]

2-0! Come on!!!!!111

[TANGODANCER]

And.......we lose it and Grabbit's there again but we clear. Grabbem (more like it) and....we attack again and do a bit of the posession stuff and their keeper has to be quick to beat Lukas to it. Now they come again and Zat has to be sharp. Here they come and....we win a goal kick, Bournes apparently targetting Baptiste as the weak link. Another goal now would take a bit of presuure off and....LLLLUUUUUKKKKAAAASSSSS 2-0.

[TANGODANCER]

Cool as you please the big lad lets it bounce then hammers it home. And......it-s 2-1.

[CrazyHorse]

2-1.

[Harry Genshaw]

Play off charge starts here!!

[cecil.bob]

Meh.... COYW!!

[Relentless09]

Typical

[Harry Genshaw]

Oh eck. Doomed

[TANGODANCER]

Grabbem, lashes one from distance after the ref doesn't stop play for an injury. Bogdan apparently had no chance with a wonder strike. Somebody needs to grab....er, Grabbem and shackle him.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Getting like the OK Corral after being starved for goals.

[TANGODANCER]

Eagles, Spearing....... and they clear and try a charge. Bit of possession by them as they probe. That might havbe been a bit of a lucky opportunity because it seems play should have been stopped. Anyway.......

Free kick for a foul on Spearing. We need to get that advantage back before ......and Mark Davies goes inches wide. Real end to end stuff going on as they make another dash at us. COME ON LADS, get that goal back. About five to go to the oxygen tent and........Eagles....and cleared. Grabbit and Whackit still making a nuisance of himself, but they all seem to fancy having a go from far out. We do need to get in front and with more than one goal. Grabbem again and....now we get forward but lose it. And......another effort is knocked out by Davies. Baptiste getting the run around before we get a deep free kick near our box. And....Del Boy puts his pina-colada down for a minute and the Bournes have a free as three mins announced. They try again and fire one from half a mile. Whistle time and we're ahead...unusually. Don't knock it. Our big lad up front getting a good word. We have a late sally as Chungy gets wafted with a sliding tackle...2-1 the Whites.

[TANGODANCER]

Part the second. Can we get another two this half? No reason why not and we've got Moritz up our sleeves (haven't we Dougie?) As long as the defence hold firm .....who knows how many are possible.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Just the one...but I didn't fall...

[TANGODANCER]

Right. Fueled with a gill of Lucozade and a chocolate Hohnob, the Whites trot out to do battle again. I'm fancying Lukas the bold to knock at least one more in and Eagles is overdue on the sheet. I'd love Mark Davies to run at em and slot one home to be honest. Peeeeeeeeeeeep.

Kev Nolan's knocked another in for the Hammers, ( make that two) says the man. Wish he were doing it for us but....ah well. No changes mentioned as we set off. Bogdan nips out and grabs one and.......Eagles....
loses out. Now they charge and win a corner. And.....Mils heads clear. They're still here and win another corner via Mark D. And.....again and....Trotter clears ....and we have a goal kick. Hope we're not sitting back on a slim lead Doug? We have a throw and the Bournes are doing the sabre-rattling. Eagles and...Ream and...it breaks down.

[TANGODANCER]

They're still buzzing around and....cleared...but here they come again. Step it up lads. What are we doing? Suddenly we're under pressure...I know they're chasing it but we need to get the ball and keep it a bit. A goal now could make us but Ream his a bad one and......a shot from them goes just over. They're getting too many shooting chances, why is that? We have a sally via Baptiste but in vain. And......we suddenly make a dash and.....oooohhhh, a half-chance from Mark Davis cleared and.....Grabbem tries for solo glory but still wins a corner and.......we get lucky as it sails all the way across and out. They come again and a change is mentioned and it's ..........Kamara replacing Mark Davies.....wtf?

[DJBlu]

Kamara. Holding on to the win.

[TANGODANCER]

Grabbem has another gnaw at us and......ohhhh, Lukas does well before Chungy comes and ...loses it. Is MD injured? .....and now Del Boy being talked of going off injured. Big Lukas does well again but the keeper dashes out and sends it out for a throw. Surely we're not going to be pushed back and let them play pot-shots at us? They come again and...we clear. We really sound under pressure if the man is to be taken notice of. They're playing football and Mills has to knock it out for a corner. And.......we're all penned in our half and a header hits our side netting.

COME ON WHITES.....GET A GRIP....

[TANGODANCER]

Double sub for the Bournes going for the supremecy. And.......it's 2-2....

[Jugs]

Taking Mark Davies off for Medo was such a stupid, stupid substitution at home. How defensive and negative can a manager be!