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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by Enoch » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:25 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
I'll be the girl slightly distracted by sneaking peeks at the Arsenal score on my phone ;)
Disgusting.

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:26 pm

Enoch wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
I'll be the girl slightly distracted by sneaking peeks at the Arsenal score on my phone ;)
Disgusting.
Sorry... :oops: I'll cheer you on though :D (you need all the help you can get right now...)

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:30 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Enoch wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
I'll be the girl slightly distracted by sneaking peeks at the Arsenal score on my phone ;)
Disgusting.
Sorry... :oops: I'll cheer you on though :D (you need all the help you can get right now...)
No truer words have been said. If we do win then you will have to keep coming.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:31 pm

TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
Don't worry were not that scary however at the Reading we had a system where the tall people sat on one table and the shorties sat on the other so will you be joining me and Kinty or Pru, HMX and Devon White.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:42 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sorry... :oops: I'll cheer you on though :D (you need all the help you can get right now...)
No truer words have been said. If we do win then you will have to keep coming.
Woah, woah! Lets not go that far! :shock:

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by TonyDomingos » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:44 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote: No truer words have been said. If we do win then you will have to keep coming.
Pun intended?
Às armas, às armas!
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Pela Pátria lutar!
Contra os canhões marchar, marchar!

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by TonyDomingos » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:46 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
Don't worry were not that scary however at the Reading we had a system where the tall people sat on one table and the shorties sat on the other so will you be joining me and Kinty or Pru, HMX and Devon White.
I'm just an inch or so taller than Jay Spearing, so I won't be sitting with you!
Às armas, às armas!
Sobre a terra, sobre o mar,
Às armas, às armas!
Pela Pátria lutar!
Contra os canhões marchar, marchar!

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by jaffka » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:47 pm

no pun

guner girl is the comfort girl of choice for Bolton fans visiting the capital

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by jaffka » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:47 pm

TonyDomingos wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
Don't worry were not that scary however at the Reading we had a system where the tall people sat on one table and the shorties sat on the other so will you be joining me and Kinty or Pru, HMX and Devon White.
I'm just an inch or so taller than Jay Spearing, so I won't be sitting with you!
You poor bas*ard, I feel sorry for you.

Whats is like having to breaths in all the expelled air all the time from people taller than you?

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:53 pm

TonyDomingos wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote: No truer words have been said. If we do win then you will have to keep coming.
Pun intended?
No but it did dawn on me after typing that at least 1 of you would pick up on that.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:55 pm

So that is the real reason children are ill more often that adults. I hope GG understood what I was trying to say and not what Tony and his dirty mind was implying.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:21 pm

Seriously, if there's ever proof needed men have sex on the brain its this thread. How on earth a topic about Bolton playing QPR has degenerated into intercourse, threesomes, and now orgasms, I do not know. Should have guessed the way it was going from the title really. Where's '89 when you need her for some sisterly solidarity? :conf:

Dan, I assumed you meant what you meant and didn't see any innuendo in it. It was the thought of having to watch Bolton every week sent me into shock, not your choice of words!

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:24 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Seriously, if there's ever proof needed men have sex on the brain its this thread. How on earth a topic about Bolton playing QPR has degenerated into intercourse, threesomes, and now orgasms, I do not know. Should have guessed the way it was going from the title really. Where's '89 when you need her for some sisterly solidarity? :conf:

Dan, I assumed you meant what you meant and didn't see any innuendo in it. It was the thought of having to watch Bolton every week sent me into shock, not your choice of words!
Going up the R's?

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by HMX » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:39 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
Don't worry were not that scary however at the Reading we had a system where the tall people sat on one table and the shorties sat on the other so will you be joining me and Kinty or Pru, HMX and Devon White.
Hey, I'm not short!

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by HMX » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:48 pm

http://www.bwfc.co.uk/news/article/qpr- ... 81982.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:06 am

TonyDomingos wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
Don't worry were not that scary however at the Reading we had a system where the tall people sat on one table and the shorties sat on the other so will you be joining me and Kinty or Pru, HMX and Devon White.
I'm just an inch or so taller than Jay Spearing, so I won't be sitting with you!
B-hell ... are you lot the dwarves from Pheonix Nights ??
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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by HMX » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:10 am

bobo the clown wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
Don't worry were not that scary however at the Reading we had a system where the tall people sat on one table and the shorties sat on the other so will you be joining me and Kinty or Pru, HMX and Devon White.
I'm just an inch or so taller than Jay Spearing, so I won't be sitting with you!
B-hell ... are you lot the dwarves from Pheonix Nights ??
Unfair. Don't those clown shoes give you extra height anyhow? 8)

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by Prufrock » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:58 am

While you're in the area we could take you up the Shard.


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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:31 am

Gooner Girl wrote:Seriously, if there's ever proof needed men have sex on the brain its this thread. How on earth a topic about Bolton playing QPR has degenerated into intercourse, threesomes, and now orgasms, I do not know. Should have guessed the way it was going from the title really. Where's '89 when you need her for some sisterly solidarity? :conf:

Dan, I assumed you meant what you meant and didn't see any innuendo in it. It was the thought of having to watch Bolton every week sent me into shock, not your choice of words!
Thought I had got myself in to some hot water then Nice knowing that at 19 I don't have sex permanently fixed on the brain yet all the middle aged men have.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Going up the Rs

Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:32 am

HMX wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
TonyDomingos wrote:
Enoch wrote:I feel I should just say, this thread title is cracking!
When it comes to "social intercourse with other members of this forum", I am something of a virgin. Be gentle with me. :oops:
Don't worry were not that scary however at the Reading we had a system where the tall people sat on one table and the shorties sat on the other so will you be joining me and Kinty or Pru, HMX and Devon White.
Hey, I'm not short!
As I have said to you and your dad at least once if your going to hang around with me and Bristol Wanderer then you are going to look short.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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