The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by TKIZ! » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:34 am

The Oracle is under the impression it will happen once he gets back, that's a non retwuntted thing
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:36 am

I'd give Bish's right srm for that. I'd also be very surprised.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by mrkint » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:38 am

bobo the clown wrote:I'd give Bish's right srm for that. I'd also be very surprised.
I think the bish would be a tad more surprised.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:37 am

What's an srm?
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:38 am

Lord Kangana wrote:What's an srm?
it's what your hsnd dangles off.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by thebish » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:53 am

bobo the clown wrote:I'd give Bish's right srm for that. I'd also be very surprised.
sadly, I lost my right arm yesterday in an unfortunate sea-kayaking accident... it was carried away by a porpoise (LLS would claim it was a dolphin) - I doubt I'll ever see that arm again...
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:55 am

What about your srm, is that still available?
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by TKIZ! » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:04 am

Bolton News also reporting that we are having a scouting overhaul
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by thebish » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:12 am

Lord Kangana wrote:What about your srm, is that still available?
oh aye - I have several of those... sorry to hear Bobo has lost his though... :(
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:18 am

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I'd give Bish's right srm for that. I'd also be very surprised.
sadly, I lost my right arm yesterday in an unfortunate sea-kayaking accident... it was carried away by a porpoise (LLS would claim it was a dolphin) - I doubt I'll ever see that arm again...
Actually I think you'll find the culprit was a shark this time. Feckers for chewing your srm off.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:21 am

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I'd give Bish's right srm for that. I'd also be very surprised.
sadly, I lost my right arm yesterday in an unfortunate sea-kayaking accident... it was carried away by a porpoise (LLS would claim it was a dolphin) - I doubt I'll ever see that arm again...
I give up on posting from my phone !!

Still Bish's arm is safe, in my opinion .... or would be if he still had it,
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:25 am

TKIZ! wrote:Bolton News also reporting that we are having a scouting overhaul
Great. I can stop analysing Burnley's squad.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by thebish » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:19 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I'd give Bish's right srm for that. I'd also be very surprised.
sadly, I lost my right arm yesterday in an unfortunate sea-kayaking accident... it was carried away by a porpoise (LLS would claim it was a dolphin) - I doubt I'll ever see that arm again...
Actually I think you'll find the culprit was a shark this time. Feckers for chewing your srm off.
I haven't lost a srm - I lost my right arm... keep up!
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:27 pm

TKIZ! wrote:Bolton News also reporting that we are having a scouting overhaul
Is that because the woggles were going to be sponsored by Quick Quid?
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Turkish Trotter » Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:43 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:Bolton News also reporting that we are having a scouting overhaul
Is that because the woggles were going to be sponsored by Quick Quid?

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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by TKIZ! » Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:12 pm

Yes, but the scouts had to pay an average of 1473% interest back

http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2 ... esbrough-t" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by LeverEnd » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:50 pm

TKIZ! wrote:Yes, but the scouts had to pay an average of 1473% interest back

http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2 ... esbrough-t" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?
Ream started in 13 of his 15 league appearances this past season, which saw Bolton finish just shy of the promotion playoffs. The St. Louis native has worked 32 contests across all competitions since joining Wanderers in January of last year.

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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by boltonboris » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:54 pm

And yet he hasn't "contested" in any of them. I'll piggy back the shithouse there
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:15 am

boltonboris wrote:And yet he hasn't "contested" in any of them. I'll piggy back the shithouse there
Yeah ... but he's fast !!
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by boltonboris » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:26 am

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