I've got ten on Riga mortice - Charlton (A) 18/4/14

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:29 pm

This is fecking dire.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:32 pm

We visit and....they clear and...we get it back and.....they gather it but we clear and give it them back. Fox cocks it up and bows in supplication to the bench. Now then.....Fox again and we win a throw...somehow. Beckford and Juke mentioned, then Chungy and....Ream and.....Hutton and....Danns gets challenged to no joy. We're offside anyway. And.....Hamer collects a Hutton cross and sets Church off then .....any way, we clear Beckfod, Hutton and.....Beckford, Juke and..."runs into traffic". Free kick them as rolling "r" RRRRRRRIGA" is replaced by ? They sally at us and miss a chance with a weak shot. Juke loses out to the defence and...we set off via Hutton, Spearing and........Beckford almost had an opening. Reporter reckons the pitch is less than bowling green quality? Commentator has a chat with himself and then they visit and Poyet? has a dab from twenty five out that Bogdan handles. Spearing, Lee, Ream, Danns, Trotter and.....Juke gets a shot off that Hamer saves.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:35 pm

Goal kick and....Morrison clears it before they have a sally via Doctor Spock? Now Danns wins a throw as Dougie does a bit of sign language at the warriors. Them again and Church wins a corner . Jackson and......Morrison gets another corner off his deflected header. Oh goody, Baptiste is coming on to liven things up as the homers attack us.

bettyrasta · Post by **bettyrasta** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:36 pm

Thanks for this commentary Tango. Is more interesting than the match. Don't usually get a game where nothing actually happens.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:40 pm

Baptiste for Hutton. Does that sound like attack? The homers come again and....Wilson's shot not up to much and the crowd moan. They have a chance and Church threatens as we get lucky. Chungy wins a free kick as Poyet savages him. Ream got lucky. Now....Danns misses out and the homers buzz at us. Baptiste wins a header and.....and......ohhhhhh. Beckford sets Danns up and he smashes it nowhere with Juke howling at him. Not the first time Danns could have passed instead of trying it?

Armchair Wanderer · Post by **Armchair Wanderer** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:55 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Baptiste for Hutton.

Hmmmm.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:55 pm

Mills and Danns apparently had real chances and lost out. Now the homers sally and Wheater clears well. They visit us again and....Danns get whacked by their sub but the ref lets him off. We get a free and.....Morrison clears but only to Beckford. We come again and Chungy is on the right now. Baptiste features and......and.....Juke fouls a defender. Commentary a little better since I turned the sound up and I can actually hear some life in the background....I think. We have a throw level with their box and....they make another sub with Church leaving the fray. And.....and....they clear and Wheater earns a yellow with an assault on ? Free kick them and.....and....we break and.......and.....and....cleared away by Wilson for a corner. Chungy and.....and......a bad one as Dougie thinks about Hall. We try again and......Hamer collects. All sounds very slow-motion stuff as Fox and Jackson and Fox again raise the noise and......we break and they clear. They have a canter and (f off about Bury's result) Rob Hall replaces Chungy. Two minutes left to play and....."the ball's gone dead".

Cor, this is hard work, but Hall wins a free kick and the cavalry trot forward scenting blood. All for nothing as it fails and.....three minutes more pain to go. We can do this, we can, we can...........come on.....and...Baptiste feeds the Juke and.....the Juke hasn't returned it. Now Trotter and......now they have it and sally forth. Ream does well and wins a very late throw.
Come on Whites, get that goal......and.....and....and.....and....Baptiste and......the curtain falls on this high drama affair. One point but not a loss. h well, over and out.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:10 pm

Looks like my decision to wash the cat this afternoon was vindicated.

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:29 pm

We now cannot mathematically make the play offs.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:31 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:We now cannot ~~mathematically~~ make the play offs.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that's better!

davroduk · Post by **davroduk** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:36 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:We now cannot mathematically make the play offs.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:39 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:We now cannot mathematically make the play offs.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Solskjaer's mate OUT!

And he's come out with this - "Dannsy had a great chance...." Dear me!

KeyserSoze · Post by **KeyserSoze** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:49 pm

Most boring game I've ever seen.

Hutton injured btw

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:54 pm

Shame he didn't take the opportunity to get Iliev, Robinson or Kellett on. Still .... that's not his way, is it.

Glad I stayed in this shithole rather than go to South London on such a lovely day.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:26 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Shame he didn't take the opportunity to get Iliev, Robinson or Kellett on. Still .... that's not his way, is it.

Glad I stayed in this shithole rather than go to South London on such a lovely day.

It's been a lovely day around your residential shithole, Bobo. The sun shone so brightly at one point that its reflection off of the abandoned shopping trollies was so blinding that I slipped in dogshit.

Now, I know it's Good Friday, but the paucity of post match remarks on here lead me to believe that it was possibly a duller spectacle than the Barnsley game. Is that possible?

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:32 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:We now cannot mathematically make the play offs.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Solskjaer's mate OUT!

And he's come out with this - "Dannsy had a great chance...." Dear me!

I actually like it when managers call players by their nicknames. Sam used to do it all the time.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:45 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:We now cannot mathematically make the play offs.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Solskjaer's mate OUT!

And he's come out with this - "Dannsy had a great chance...." Dear me!
I actually like it when managers call players by their nicknames. Sam used to do it all the time.

Highly unprofessional and wholly inappropriate. 'Clootie Dumpling' OUT!!!

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:13 pm

Yep, can fcuk off with this Dannsy nonsense.

Also, that was wank. Had the feel of two teams with nothing to play for, which I suppose I can sort of understand from us but...

Trotter was pretty decent if that makes anyone feel OK. Motm Mills or Wheater for heading away a shit load of aimless crosses. It was that good.

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:14 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:We now cannot mathematically make the play offs.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Solskjaer's mate OUT!

And he's come out with this - "Dannsy had a great chance...." Dear me!
I actually like it when managers call players by their nicknames. Sam used to do it all the time.
Highly unprofessional and wholly inappropriate. 'Clootie Dumpling' OUT!!!

I think it shows a closeness or togetherness though.

Mind Coyle used to do it too, and Megson so I guess we are 1 for 4 so far.....

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:44 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Looks like my decision to wash the cat this afternoon was vindicated.

A whole afternoon to wash the cat? What is it? A lion?

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