Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

[Lofthouse Lower]

This is a highbrow contest, please take your purile rhyming efforts elsewhere

[Lofthouse Lower]

When Posh Spice thinks of curry
She really is not fussy
and when she's doing housework
she's thinking of our Jussi !!!!!!!!!!



Bring it o0n !!!!!!!!!!!

Sanitised

[jimbo_bwfc]

Isn't it all abit nineties anyway?

Let's update it.

How about

John Terry is a man-slag
He'll shag anything that breathes
But when he's on his missus
He's longing for Tom Eaves

[David Lee's Hair]

Who's up Elton's wife?
Who's up Elton's wife?
John McGinlay!
John McGinlay!
He's up Eltons wife!

[Lofthouse Lower]

You've taken this to a new level.

I'm a big fan of satsumas
They're orange and they're juicy
If I had to draw a footballer
I'd choose our Odelusi

I once went to a seaside town
I went to visit Filey
But when it comes to our right back
My dough's on young Joe Riley

[Bruce Rioja]

Can I offer an improvement on the Klasnic one?

Posh Spice is a slapper
she's fecking anorexic
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Ivan Klasnic

Clearly not.

[Turkish Trotter]

You've taken this to a new level.

I'm a big fan of satsumas
They're orange and they're juicy
If I had to draw a footballer
I'd choose our Odelusi

I once went to a seaside town
I went to visit Filey
But when it comes to our right back
My dough's on young Joe Riley

I surrender

[Turkish Trotter]

That Imogens a right one,
She had a Man U fella,
but whilst he was an old un,
she dreamt of our our young Vela !!


I know I surrendered, but couldn't resist.

[CrazyHorse]

Arsenal have reportedly opened talks with Blues over Scott Dann, and hope to conclude transfer discussions quickly in order to register the defender before tomorrow’s opening game against Newcastle.

[Bruce Rioja]

Have we flogged him yet?

[CrazyHorse]

Have we flogged him yet?

Nope.
The shithouse is still hanging around, stealing a living.

[jimbo_bwfc]

Rumours Liverpool have offered 12m + NGog for Cahill. Started out as twatter rumours from fans but seems to be building abit of momentum- few more reputable people are saying yep it's happening. Great deal if true, crap time to happen on eve of first game. Wheater N Knight? Suppose it'd beat Shittu and Gabbidon! Sure we'll find out tomorrow morning if there is anything to it, anyhoo

[hi there, i'm chris]

Yeah, this guy seems to think it's true -

dalejohnsonESPN Dale Johnson
I can confirm that Liverpool have offered £12m, plus David Ngog, for Bolton's Gary Cahill. Never interested in Dann

[wanderers_on_tour]

I really hope this is true! I'm guessing the deal is equivalent to 16 mil, which is something we could never turn down were a cash only bid to come in for Gaz.

[hi there, i'm chris]

I wonder if (of course if this deal is true) we might attempt to sign Scott Dann with the money. It appears that non of the top clubs are interested in him and we need a ready made replacement, and Birmingham are desperate to sell.

Would be the perfect scenario in my eyes.

[Lord Kangana]

I very much doubt that will happen.

I'm not sure we'll sign anyone, though Mears' injury may mean a loan/low cost deal.

[hi there, i'm chris]

I very much doubt that will happen.

I'm not sure we'll sign anyone, though Mears' injury may mean a loan/low cost deal.

Yeah I didn't think it would be likely, but considering they are looking to sell/he wants a move, and we need a replacement, I would be disappointed if Coyle wasn't looking at it.

[t_o_molloy]

Just seen a Liverpool fan say getting Cahill would make them title contenders.

[Lord Kangana]

Let them believe. Keeps the clamour for his signature high, the pressure greater, the chances of a favourable deal higher.

[TKIZ!]

It would have to be £16m and NGog before we even entertain any deal