If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by irie Cee Bee » Mon May 11, 2015 3:14 am

malcd1 wrote:
Riviman wrote:Anyone have Beckford back if he came on reduced terms?
No I wouldn't but good goal.

Wow! but no thanks.

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Post by HMX » Mon May 11, 2015 12:16 pm

I'll just drop this in here: https://footballfragmento.wordpress.com ... mmer-2015/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Which players would you look at?

Mackail-Smith any good these days? Woolford from Millwall? Emmanuel-Thomas did alright at Bristol.

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon May 11, 2015 5:10 pm

throwawayboltonian wrote:Speaking of contract releases, where's this cull that the BEN were supposed to have published today? Didn't they say the club were announcing non-renewals at lunchtime today?
ISTR they were waiting until after the last Development game, which was this lunchtime. Presumably they're not doing it immediately after; presuming further, they may be taking the unlucky lot aside for a chat this very afternoon.

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Post by jaffka » Mon May 11, 2015 5:39 pm

Taking them for a chat! there will be that many he will just group all the players and shout it over a megaphone.

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Post by jmjhb » Mon May 11, 2015 5:46 pm

jaffka wrote:Taking them for a chat! there will be that many he will just group all the players and shout it over a megaphone.

The printer is hot doing p45s
I heard the printer broke down halfway through doing the P45s - not used to the quantity.

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Post by General Mannerheim » Mon May 11, 2015 11:23 pm

I'd sign that Joe Massaro for no other reason than he sounds like he's come straight out of Boardwalk Empire!

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue May 12, 2015 8:55 am

jaffka wrote:Taking them for a chat! there will be that many he will just group all the players and shout it over a megaphone.
I'm not thinking of people like Matt Mills, but the U21 (and U18?) players who won't be getting extensions. Much easier to tell a big ugly senior player we can't afford his wage than to tell a kid we don't see him as having a future here "but I'll recommend you to David Flitcroft at Bury."

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Post by jaffka » Tue May 12, 2015 9:13 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
jaffka wrote:Taking them for a chat! there will be that many he will just group all the players and shout it over a megaphone.
I'm not thinking of people like Matt Mills, but the U21 (and U18?) players who won't be getting extensions. Much easier to tell a big ugly senior player we can't afford his wage than to tell a kid we don't see him as having a future here "but I'll recommend you to David Flitcroft at Bury."
and line up with the other 150 who have been given the same news at man city, maure, Liverpool...

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 12, 2015 11:14 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: Much easier to tell a big ugly senior player we can't afford his wage than to tell a kid we don't see him as having a future here "but I'll recommend you to David Flitcroft at Bury."
Like Bill Ridding asking Alan Ball if he'd considered being a jockey? :mrgreen:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 12, 2015 11:23 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: Much easier to tell a big ugly senior player we can't afford his wage than to tell a kid we don't see him as having a future here "but I'll recommend you to David Flitcroft at Bury."
Like Bill Ridding asking Alan Ball if he'd considered being a jockey? :mrgreen:
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Post by jaffka » Tue May 12, 2015 11:27 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: Much easier to tell a big ugly senior player we can't afford his wage than to tell a kid we don't see him as having a future here "but I'll recommend you to David Flitcroft at Bury."
Like Bill Ridding asking Alan Ball if he'd considered being a jockey? :mrgreen:
Who was it that told a young Bobo's parents that he was fecking shite? Was it Jimmy Armfield? :)
Bobo's grandad told him a few times as well...

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 12, 2015 12:05 pm

Lad in our class at St Joseph's had a trial for Bolton at 14. They were impressed but told him he'd have to get rid of the Teddy Boy get up, drainpipe trousers and crepe-soled shoes etc. His dad objected and told them "take him as he is or not at all". They refused. Real shame because he was very good.
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Post by Riviman » Tue May 12, 2015 2:54 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Lad in our class at St Joseph's had a trial for Bolton at 14. They were impressed but told him he'd have to get rid of the Teddy Boy get up, drainpipe trousers and crepe-soled shoes etc. His dad objected and told them "take him as he is or not at all". They refused. Real shame because he was very good.
I taught a lad, in the late 70s, who was an exceptional goalkeeper, had trials with a number of northwest clubs, including BWFC, they all told him the same thing,"change your attitude and we'll take you on" . He didn't and they didn't take him on. Such a shame , I often wonder if he ever regretted not trying to change and have a chance at pro football life.
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Post by jaffka » Tue May 12, 2015 3:11 pm

In the 1970s I was described as an exceptional keeper and had many trials at clubs around the country. I was told to improve my attitude as I had a habit of arriving in my Porsche 911, some good time girl model in with me and whiffing of alcohol.

Little did they know that I had won the Spanish lottery and wasn't going to change for anyone.

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Post by Riviman » Tue May 12, 2015 4:08 pm

jaffka wrote:In the 1970s I was described as an exceptional keeper and had many trials at clubs around the country. I was told to improve my attitude as I had a habit of arriving in my Porsche 911, some good time girl model in with me and whiffing of alcohol.

Little did they know that I had won the Spanish lottery and wasn't going to change for anyone.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue May 12, 2015 6:52 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Who was it that told a young Bobo's parents that he was fecking shite? Was it Jimmy Armfield? :)
I'm afraid it was. In his case I fear he was proven to be correct.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Riviman » Tue May 12, 2015 7:55 pm

http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2015/05/ ... ohn-guide/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?


http://footballleagueworld.co.uk/bolton ... y-striker/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?
Striker anyone?
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Post by Nicko58 » Tue May 12, 2015 9:44 pm

Riviman wrote:http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2015/05/ ... ohn-guide/?


http://footballleagueworld.co.uk/bolton ... y-striker/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?
Striker anyone?
'The De Telegraaf understands Bolton and Stoke City are keen to snap up the 23-year-old and have supposedly offered Guidetti a £1m-a-year salary plus a £2m signing-on fee.'

I think not.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 12, 2015 9:47 pm

Hope that pic's deceiving. Bit "all the pies" angle there? Signing on fees should be abolished. A wages contract is a contract, the rest just looks like bribery.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue May 12, 2015 10:10 pm

Good player, and exactly what we need, but I'd be astounded if those numbers are anywhere near close! Might be what Stoke are offering, in which case we've no chance.
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