Panic Fannies vs Men of Steel

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It's not that difficult to prove:
Giz that tenner you owe me.
Won't
Petition to wind you up.
Judge: pay the cxnt or else; tomorrow.
Tomorrow arrives without tenner being paid.
Judge: Well fxck me, you're wound up you stupid tw@t.

[Lord Kangana]

I wish the world were that simple.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I wish the world were that simple.

We might find out in 32 days.

[thebish]

I wish the world were that simple.

We might find out in 32 days.

oh for feck's sake - don't start yet another of your panic-fanny countdowns!!!

[Lord Kangana]

Indeed. Though as the major creditor I doubt ED is going to f*ck himself over.

And if we do go down that route, don't expect it to be a quick death. It takes a f*cking eternity for them to trawl through the thousands and thousands of pages of financial shit we'll be generating (most pertinently, I bet we generate thousands of pages of bank statements a month alone).

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I wish the world were that simple.

We might find out in 32 days.

oh for feck's sake - don't start yet another of your panic-fanny countdowns!!!

It's not My Fault fffs. If modern day judges could make their minds up.
Anyway, I don't think Jan/Feb advent calendars cut the mustard.

My present stance is remarkably similar to those dogs who are terrified of bonfire night. I'm lying curled up with my tail as close to me gob as I can get, shivering, waiting for it all to be over..

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

My present stance is remarkably similar to those dogs who are terrified of bonfire night. I'm lying curled up with my tail as close to me gob as I can get, shivering, waiting for it all to be over..

I'm with Tombwfc and his memorable "having a pint at the Winchester". You could lie at our feet whimpering if you like; if it helps, we'll sit by the fire.

We can pore over every website definition but really it's about the consortia getting their bids together and then Eddie anointing his successor, which I still believe he'll do in the best interests of the club.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

My present stance is remarkably similar to those dogs who are terrified of bonfire night. I'm lying curled up with my tail as close to me gob as I can get, shivering, waiting for it all to be over..

I'm with Tombwfc and his memorable "having a pint at the Winchester". You could lie at our feet whimpering if you like; if it helps, we'll sit by the fire.

We can pore over every website definition but really it's about the consortia getting their bids together and then Eddie anointing his successor, which I still believe he'll do in the best interests of the club.

My problem is, despite their protestations, I don't think in the best interests of the club any of those are real and even if they are the best financial interests of the club might turn out to be a beast they can't understand.

[thebish]

My present stance is remarkably similar to those dogs who are terrified of bonfire night. I'm lying curled up with my tail as close to me gob as I can get, shivering, waiting for it all to be over..

I'm with Tombwfc and his memorable "having a pint at the Winchester". You could lie at our feet whimpering if you like; if it helps, we'll sit by the fire.

We can pore over every website definition but really it's about the consortia getting their bids together and then Eddie anointing his successor, which I still believe he'll do in the best interests of the club.

My problem is, despite their protestations, I don't think in the best interests of the club any of those are real and even if they are the best financial interests of the club might turn out to be a beast they can't understand.

^ damned talkative for a shivering dog....

[Harry Genshaw]

I'm lying curled up with my tail as close to me gob as I can get,..

I think Lever End might have gone to the match, so on his behalf - "Fnarr"

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

We can pore over every website definition but really it's about the consortia getting their bids together and then Eddie anointing his successor, which I still believe he'll do in the best interests of the club.

My problem is, despite their protestations, I don't think in the best interests of the club any of those are real and even if they are the best financial interests of the club might turn out to be a beast they can't understand.

That's fair enough. We can't know, so we're back into the realm of belief that started this whole thread off.

[Worthy4England]

The Law is clear in the respect that if creditors are still owed then it is a criminal offence. The only way to avoid it is to satisfy all our creditors - therefore, as it stands (and lets be clear, its if what he says has some truth to it) it would be unlikely we'd be going into administration.

A further however, is that (with all due respect to Worthy) having seen company's accounts on the other side of an administration, they can be seen to have been an absolute tissue of lies once the shit hits the fan - accounts are filed by accountants on the basis of the information they're given. So I reserve judgement as to what the f*ck is going on at our club.

It'll probably be reet. I suspect ED would rather not have his collar felt.

No due respect needed good Sir. I've also seen the Accounts of businesses that aren't all they might seem through merger and acquisition activity at work. I do give them generally an "innocent until proven guilty" approach, whilst generally trying to find guilt if it's there. Just looking at the Accounts isn't going to tell you necessarily the truth or the correct interpretation of the detail, without them there's no point talking about any of this from a financial standpoint, they're the only public record we have. Someone speculating about their veracity based on the information contained therein or other "facts", I think is fine, folks just saying "it all looks a bit shady" based on zero fact other than gut feel, I'm fairly dismissive of. I wouldn't buy us on the basis of the Accounts, if I had the means to do so. There's a whole lot more I'd want to see...