Darren Pratley.

[Hoboh]

Good to see standard The Wanderer rules apply. The less you've seen of a player, the better he is.

Far better than Muamba, despite never having played a Premier League game in his life.

Where did you get that info Tom?

[Loyal White]

Whether or not he's better than Muamba/Holden, they both look knackered. Bringing someone else in who can increase competition for places is a plus in my book.

[jaffka]

tombwfc=alan nixon

both post at the same time as here and on brfcs

outed

done and dusted

[Lofthouse Lower]

If you are Alan Nixon, then there's a poster here who would like a quiet word with you.

He's booked into the Premier Inn at the Reebok, room 415, dress sexy. Room is booked under Mr B. Insane

[ohjimmyjimmy]

It's in a couple of papers today that we're looking to 'land' him (obviously he's some kind of fish) in this transfer window.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Whether or not he's better than Muamba/Holden, they both look knackered. Bringing someone else in who can increase competition for places is a plus in my book.

Sums it up fer me

[General Mannerheim]

It's in a couple of papers today that we're looking to 'land' him (obviously he's some kind of fish) in this transfer window.

Sar-Dean Holdsworth
Nicky Halli-Butt
Dirk Trout

[thebish]

Darren Pratley in Bolton now, will sign tomorrow. 1st time poster? Yes. Do I care who believes me? No.

Up the Trotters.

reputation on the line then - today's the day!!

[BWFC_Insane]

Darren Pratley in Bolton now, will sign tomorrow. 1st time poster? Yes. Do I care who believes me? No.

Up the Trotters.

reputation on the line then - today's the day!!

Bish, I just this minute had a look on the Swansea forum to see if there were any Pratley rumblings on there. He's linked with lots of clubs according to them but most likely to stay and leave on a free in the summer (opinion not fact).

More interestingly was that Swansea were on a paintballing "team bonding" exercise yesterday and there are pictures of them partaking in paintballing wearing silly outfits including Pratley.

So I'd its more than likely the OP is talking absolute bollocks!

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

It's in a couple of papers today that we're looking to 'land' him (obviously he's some kind of fish) in this transfer window.

Sar-Dean Holdsworth
Nicky Halli-Butt
Dirk Trout

ah....argh.....AAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!

Perch Frandsen. Jody Haddock. Jamie Pollock. Mark Skateley. Mike Salmon. Jimmy Floyd Stickleback. Eidur Gudgeon-sen. Ryan Barbel.

MAKE IT STOP!

[Worthy4England]

It's in a couple of papers today that we're looking to 'land' him (obviously he's some kind of fish) in this transfer window.

Sar-Dean Holdsworth
Nicky Halli-Butt
Dirk Trout

ah....argh.....AAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!

Perch Frandsen. Jody Haddock. Jamie Pollock. Mark Skateley. Mike Salmon. Jimmy Floyd Stickleback.

MAKE IT STOP!

We did have Mark Fish...

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

And we're talking about Darren Spratley.

[thebish]

I thought the fish-pun days were behind us!!

I must be Breaming...

[Bruno3]

I was floundering to find a codicil but came up with Jussi Basskelainen

[Lofthouse Lower]

Swansea City chairman Huw Jenkins has dismissed reports suggesting Premier League strugglers West Ham United have made a bid for Darren Pratley.

The highly-rated midfielder is out of contract at the end of the season and suspended talks last August to focus on his football.

Pratley, 25, has also been linked with Newcastle United and Bolton Wanderers.

"We've had no offers for Darren Pratley from West Ham or any other club during the transfer window," said Jenkins.

London-born Pratley was Swansea's top scorer last season with seven goals and has made 183 league and cup appearances since arriving from Fulham for £100,000 in June 2006.

[Bruce Rioja]

All together now, one, two, three, "Oh, whoooooooooo the feck is Darren Praaaatley?....."

I think that would go better as

All together now, one, two, three, four "Oh, whoooooooooo the feck is Darren Praaaatley?....."

just being helpful!

No you're not. The "Oh" is the four count. Just saying, like.

[General Mannerheim]

Shark Davies.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Pike Summerbee.

- ok why does everry thread end in fish jokes??

[thebish]

Pike Summerbee.

- ok why does everry thread end in fish jokes??

quite simply - a hangover from the Mark Fish days - that simple - yet THAT difficult to overcome!!

you'd have thought it would have haddock its day by now...

[Bruno3]

pollocks!!