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Re: Cheat

Post by Hoboh » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:38 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:I'd check the takings from Greenhalgh's bakery in Horwich. if there's an extra £300k in their takings then we've got Gartside band to rights.
That would be one hell of a lot of meat & potato pies .... even if they insist on calling them potato & meat.
Errr going off the content Potato & Meat is the correct description :mrgreen:

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Re: Cheat

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:59 pm

Hoboh wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:I'd check the takings from Greenhalgh's bakery in Horwich. if there's an extra £300k in their takings then we've got Gartside band to rights.
That would be one hell of a lot of meat & potato pies .... even if they insist on calling them potato & meat.
Errr going off the content Potato & Meat is the correct description :mrgreen:
Well, disputing that in a Greenhalgh's in Horwich led to me being barred .... from a pie shop ... for life !!!


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Re: Cheat

Post by TKIZ! » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:11 pm

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Re: Cheat

Post by Beefheart » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:46 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:I'd check the takings from Greenhalgh's bakery in Horwich. if there's an extra £300k in their takings then we've got Gartside band to rights.
That would be one hell of a lot of meat & potato pies .... even if they insist on calling them potato & meat.
Errr going off the content Potato & Meat is the correct description :mrgreen:
Well, disputing that in a Greenhalgh's in Horwich led to me being barred .... from a pie shop ... for life !!!


Those who've met me will appreciate that this was potentially a life changing moment.
I thought they had to call it potato & meat, because potato is the majority of the filling so has to be first. Blame Brussels if you're into that sort of thing!

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Re: Cheat

Post by Prufrock » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:50 pm

Hoboh wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:I'd check the takings from Greenhalgh's bakery in Horwich. if there's an extra £300k in their takings then we've got Gartside band to rights.
That would be one hell of a lot of meat & potato pies .... even if they insist on calling them potato & meat.
Errr going off the content Potato & Meat is the correct description :mrgreen:

That's very European of you Hoboh, do you want to make a directive of it?
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Re: Cheat

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:56 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:I'd check the takings from Greenhalgh's bakery in Horwich. if there's an extra £300k in their takings then we've got Gartside band to rights.
That would be one hell of a lot of meat & potato pies .... even if they insist on calling them potato & meat.
Errr going off the content Potato & Meat is the correct description :mrgreen:

That's very European of you Hoboh, do you want to make a directive of it?
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Re: Cheat

Post by Hoboh » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:28 am

Prufrock wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:I'd check the takings from Greenhalgh's bakery in Horwich. if there's an extra £300k in their takings then we've got Gartside band to rights.
That would be one hell of a lot of meat & potato pies .... even if they insist on calling them potato & meat.
Errr going off the content Potato & Meat is the correct description :mrgreen:

That's very European of you Hoboh, do you want to make a directive of it?
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Re: Cheat

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:16 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Those who've met me will appreciate that this was potentially a life changing moment.
We'd also observe that it was not altogether out of character (and, in a more mischievous moment, that that potential has been averted somehow... :mrgreen: ).
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Re: Cheat

Post by Andy Waller » Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:49 am

Beefheart wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:I'd check the takings from Greenhalgh's bakery in Horwich. if there's an extra £300k in their takings then we've got Gartside band to rights.
That would be one hell of a lot of meat & potato pies .... even if they insist on calling them potato & meat.
Errr going off the content Potato & Meat is the correct description :mrgreen:
Well, disputing that in a Greenhalgh's in Horwich led to me being barred .... from a pie shop ... for life !!!


Those who've met me will appreciate that this was potentially a life changing moment.
I thought they had to call it potato & meat, because potato is the majority of the filling so has to be first. Blame Brussels if you're into that sort of thing!
They've got sprouts in them too now???

I live in Nantwich and the local bakeries there don't do Meat and Potato pasties. Savages.

If the description of the product went off content, they'd be called "All the shite that got left after taking all the decent bits off the cow" Pies.
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Re: Cheat

Post by boltonboris » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:38 am

Offcuts of brain and potato pies.. Got a nice ring to it!
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Re: Cheat

Post by Andy Waller » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:18 am

boltonboris wrote:Offcuts of brain and potato pies.. Got a nice ring to it!
Probably got ring in it..
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Re: Cheat

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:18 am

Andy Waller wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Offcuts of brain and potato pies.. Got a nice ring to it!
Probably got ring in it..

Yup, Lips and Ringpieces. !00% beef though. Apart from the spuds. And pepper and salt (or is it Salt and Pepper)?

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Re: Cheat

Post by hi there, i'm chris » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:14 am

Peter Harrison has been especially hilarious tonight. Calling Gartside a "prick" and "fatty". What an idiot.
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Re: Cheat

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:29 am

Twatter?
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Re: Cheat

Post by hi there, i'm chris » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:32 am

Yep. He's also just said to me that this Mark Curtis fella picks the team.
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Re: Cheat

Post by DIPS » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:40 am

Some strong allegations being made, left right and centre on his twitter. PH is adamant he has proof of wrong doing within our club. Something has really irked him tonight... Time to maybe think more seriously on this one?
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Re: Cheat

Post by DIPS » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:40 am

hi there, i'm chris wrote:Yep. He's also just said to me that this Mark Curtis fella picks the team.

Who is he?
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Re: Cheat

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:51 am

Mark Curtis is the nice person that brought us Megson. I don't understand why Harrison thinks its such a big secret.
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Re: Cheat

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:00 am

He's also implicated in nicking Andy Carroll from Harrison. Though obviously not actually the man with his fingers on the trigger, as I understand he's a bit of a persona non grata.

Someone should trick all the agents in the world to attend some kind of conference and then bomb the c*nts. Get rid of them all in one go, they bring nothing to the game at all, they're just parasitic.
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Re: Cheat

Post by Prufrock » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:00 am

I'm not convinced. I reckon most of them are all right. Just their dickheads are PROPER dickheads. I have no evidence for this. Sjust a reckon.
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