The New Kit Thread
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Erm. Bish can confirm its happened many a time!Annoyed Grunt wrote:This season they did, didn't they?Gary the Enfield wrote:Gooner Girl wrote:Oh, I dunno, that might suit a bunch of pussies...Mar wrote:
I'm hopeful we'll get to see a mockup soon.
AS long as its not this:
Plus, you'd all look so pretty wearing it out and about.... Can just imagine bobo, bish, GtE, mummy and Bruce strolling down the street in their new pink replica shirts to watch you lot get tonked at The Emitates in that!
You've never beaten us at The Emitates.
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Erm, they did.....3-0.
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I know you've lost weight Bruce and I'm a little lardy since having the twins but not sure it would fit?! It would be like wearing a dress!Bruce Rioja wrote:I got you one out, honest - it's still on the landing. It's just that I know you'd want to keep it and I'd never get it backGooner Girl wrote:Haha, soon as I saw you had replied to this thread I thought about that shirt...Bruce Rioja wrote:I've got one that I can adaptGooner Girl wrote: Plus, you'd all look so pretty wearing it out and about.... Can just imagine bobo, bish, GtE, mummy and Bruce strolling down the street in their new pink replica shirts to watch you lot get tonked at The Emitates in that!
Obviously I would be wearing a Bolton shirt for tonight only but I don't have one. Gutted.
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Eh? We were there when they did!Gary the Enfield wrote:Annoyed Grunt wrote:This season they did, didn't they?Gary the Enfield wrote:Gooner Girl wrote:Oh, I dunno, that might suit a bunch of pussies...Mar wrote:
I'm hopeful we'll get to see a mockup soon.
AS long as its not this:
Plus, you'd all look so pretty wearing it out and about.... Can just imagine bobo, bish, GtE, mummy and Bruce strolling down the street in their new pink replica shirts to watch you lot get tonked at The Emitates in that!
You've never beaten us at The Emitates.
Nope.
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Gooner Girl wrote:Erm. Bish can confirm its happened many a time!Annoyed Grunt wrote:This season they did, didn't they?Gary the Enfield wrote:Gooner Girl wrote:Oh, I dunno, that might suit a bunch of pussies...Mar wrote:
I'm hopeful we'll get to see a mockup soon.
AS long as its not this:
Plus, you'd all look so pretty wearing it out and about.... Can just imagine bobo, bish, GtE, mummy and Bruce strolling down the street in their new pink replica shirts to watch you lot get tonked at The Emitates in that!
You've never beaten us at The Emitates.
You have never beaten us at THE EMITATES
You may, however, have never lost to us at THE EMIRATES
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You're not lardyGooner Girl wrote:
I know you've lost weight Bruce and I'm a little lardy since having the twins but not sure it would fit?! It would be like wearing a dress!
And I find that football shirts have magical shrinking properties. Every time I put one on it seems to have shrunk a little more
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Gary the Enfield wrote:Gooner Girl wrote:Erm. Bish can confirm its happened many a time!Annoyed Grunt wrote:This season they did, didn't they?Gary the Enfield wrote:Gooner Girl wrote: Oh, I dunno, that might suit a bunch of pussies...
Plus, you'd all look so pretty wearing it out and about.... Can just imagine bobo, bish, GtE, mummy and Bruce strolling down the street in their new pink replica shirts to watch you lot get tonked at The Emitates in that!
You've never beaten us at The Emitates.
You have never beaten us at THE EMITATES
You may, however, have never lost to us at THE EMIRATES
I'm posting on my phone cos my bed is nice and warm and the dog is lying on my feet so I can't get out of it! Alright?! That means the odd typo, so nerr! 
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Am the wrong side of 8 stone now!Bruce Rioja wrote:You're not lardyGooner Girl wrote:
I know you've lost weight Bruce and I'm a little lardy since having the twins but not sure it would fit?! It would be like wearing a dress!
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8 stone bloody hell quick get fat fighters on the phone !
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So besides being half my height, you're half my weight as wellGooner Girl wrote:Am the wrong side of 8 stone now!Bruce Rioja wrote:You're not lardyGooner Girl wrote:
I know you've lost weight Bruce and I'm a little lardy since having the twins but not sure it would fit?! It would be like wearing a dress!
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Hope you're not laughing at my weight gain. You try giving birth to twins and see what it does to your body!Annoyed Grunt wrote:
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Well, i dont think he'd ever pee straight again for a start...Gooner Girl wrote:Hope you're not laughing at my weight gain. You try giving birth to twins and see what it does to your body!Annoyed Grunt wrote:
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Half your height?!Bruce Rioja wrote:So besides being half my height, you're half my weight as wellGooner Girl wrote:Am the wrong side of 8 stone now!Bruce Rioja wrote:You're not lardyGooner Girl wrote:
I know you've lost weight Bruce and I'm a little lardy since having the twins but not sure it would fit?! It would be like wearing a dress!
blimming cheek. You actually mean - half your age...-
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Gooner Girl wrote:Half your height?!Bruce Rioja wrote:So besides being half my height, you're half my weight as wellGooner Girl wrote:Am the wrong side of 8 stone now!Bruce Rioja wrote:You're not lardyGooner Girl wrote:
I know you've lost weight Bruce and I'm a little lardy since having the twins but not sure it would fit?! It would be like wearing a dress!
Fair enough!
(And you're actually 68.888888888% of my age
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Well thanks for that image so early in the morning Jimmy...ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Well, i dont think he'd ever pee straight again for a start...Gooner Girl wrote:Hope you're not laughing at my weight gain. You try giving birth to twins and see what it does to your body!Annoyed Grunt wrote:
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Hey you're lucky...i was going to go for the 'elephant's trunk' analogyGooner Girl wrote:Well thanks for that image so early in the morning Jimmy...ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Well, i dont think he'd ever pee straight again for a start...Gooner Girl wrote:Hope you're not laughing at my weight gain. You try giving birth to twins and see what it does to your body!Annoyed Grunt wrote:
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Re: The New Kit Thread
Giving birth. Pffft.
It's like having a good fart.
It's like having a good fart.
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Re: The New Kit Thread
Gooner Girl wrote:Oh, I dunno, that might suit a bunch of pussies...Mar wrote:
I'm hopeful we'll get to see a mockup soon.
AS long as its not this:
Plus, you'd all look so pretty wearing it out and about.... Can just imagine bobo, bish, GtE, mummy and Bruce strolling down the street in their new pink replica shirts to watch you lot get tonked at The Emitates in that!
implying bolton are pussies when you support fcking arsenal coming to a bolton forum daily when your supposed to be an arsenal fan stfu gtfo
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if its not similar to current kit i imagine it will be classy old school shirt or gaudy as hell newage shite
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