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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:34 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I hereby formally apply to join the Hell-in-a-Handcart mob. References are available. Will the badge be proper enamel?
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Will there be a sew on version of the badge for my swimming trunks?

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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:35 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I hereby formally apply to join the Hell-in-a-Handcart mob. References are available. Will the badge be proper enamel?
Plastic.

Melted down from the spare seats, given that no-one will sit in the mob's area.

We will have to bring kettles though, for the melting.


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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:36 am

Cheers Bruce. The plum appears to be doing a solo pitch invasion. Are pitch invasions legit in the lower footballing orders? (That ground looks to be slightly bigger than Montenegro's last night. Estimated capacity of 500)
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:36 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I hereby formally apply to join the Hell-in-a-Handcart mob. References are available. Will the badge be proper enamel?
Plastic.

Melted down from the spare seats, given that no-one will sit in the mob's area.

We will have to bring kettles though.


... & Mosaic's will de de rigueur.
Oh. :|
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:36 am

They also appear to have a 19 foot tall supporter next to the end of the word believe. Jesus.
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:37 am

CrazyHorse wrote:They also appear to have a 19 foot tall supporter next to the end of the word believe. Jesus.
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by thebish » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:40 am

I'm not sure the way to start an Ultras group is to write an invitation to a forum populated by the crustiest of old-blokes whose cynicism has taken them loooooong beyond their youthful enthusiasm...

but - we were all 17 once (except Bobo who was born aged 56)

I really can't see the problem with colour/flags/noise/singing/humour/ at a football game

if someone wants to get involved with that - good on them... the rest of us can still sit with our flasks and a rug, sucking a Werthers Original and moan about the pies...

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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:42 am

They are not real Ultras though are they? They're more likely to be tooled up with a doughnut than a shiv, and half of them look like they're extremist women's institute rather than neo-fascist. Infras that's what they are.
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:44 am

thebish wrote: the rest of us can still sit with our flasks and a rug, sucking a Werthers Original and moan about the pies...
What you do in the comfort of your sitting room is entirely up to you. ;)
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:34 am

thebish wrote:I'm not sure the way to start an Ultras group is to write an invitation to a forum populated by the crustiest of old-blokes whose cynicism has taken them loooooong beyond their youthful enthusiasm...

but - we were all 17 once (except Bobo who was born aged 56)

I really can't see the problem with colour/flags/noise/singing/humour/ at a football game

if someone wants to get involved with that - good on them... the rest of us can still sit with our flasks and a rug, sucking a Werthers Original and moan about the pies...
Your giant badge will be of a Werther's Original then, you hip dude you.
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by thebish » Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:05 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:They are not real Ultras though are they? They're more likely to be tooled up with a doughnut than a shiv, and half of them look like they're extremist women's institute rather than neo-fascist. Infras that's what they are.

what's a "real" Ultra? you should work for washing powder advertisers!! "New REAL ULTRA POWER FORCE cleaning in a handy tablet!"

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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:34 pm

thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:They are not real Ultras though are they? They're more likely to be tooled up with a doughnut than a shiv, and half of them look like they're extremist women's institute rather than neo-fascist. Infras that's what they are.

what's a "real" Ultra? you should work for washing powder advertisers!! "New REAL ULTRA POWER FORCE cleaning in a handy tablet!"
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by as » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:54 pm

Ultra's? You mean like those CPFC cretins who were posting embarrassing video's of flags? :roll:

I'd say the much-slated kiddy corner are already our Ultra's, they make a din and sometimes raise a smile with their p**s-taking of the away fans.

It's sad that English football fans want to latch onto some continental b**locks tho.
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:37 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
BoltonUltras wrote:This might be of interest to some of the more noisy, passionate Trotters amongst us?

Take part in the poll that has been activated on the page if you're interested.

Hope we can make this happen - it's time we took the 'making permanent noise' responsibility away from the so-called 'Crazy Corner'. They're an embarrassment. Have a vote. Let me know your thoughts by replying to this.

http://www.facebook.com/bwfcultras" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:40 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Disappointment. It won't load up for me, so I can't see the plum at the front with the flag. (it's not Enoch by any chance is it?)
Hopefully this works for you, Spotto.

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-------------------------------^^^^^^^ Flag waving plum---------^^^^^^^Ultras--------------------^^^^^^^ Nets held up by a rounders post.
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:48 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:They are not real Ultras though are they? They're more likely to be tooled up with a doughnut than a shiv, and half of them look like they're extremist women's institute rather than neo-fascist. Infras that's what they are.
Could not agree with you more real ultras are mental, like the fans at Besiktas, chucking flares about and tooled up (both of which are obviously banned at football matches in this country). Apart from anything what this lad doesn't understand is if he and his mates want to go round calling themselves ultras then they are really going to be asking for it every away game and some home games (if the visiting team has a decent selection of scummers) In the rest of Europe ultras are basically hooligans and going round calling yourself ultras is basically going round calling yourself a firm. If I was you Bolton Ultra I would be very careful about what your getting yourself into by starting this group.
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by Enoch » Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:10 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I can't see the plum at the front with the flag. (it's not Enoch by any chance is it?)
* Enoch has yet to attend an Accrington Stanley fixture.

* Enoch doesn't wear his shirt outside his trousers in the mistaken hope his belly is less obvious.

* Enoch has a grandson around that age!!


* I have been to a dozen or so AFC Wimbledon fixtures.

* I do have a flask and a blanket.

* I am a plum. (allegedly) :(

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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by truewhite15 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:16 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
BoltonUltras wrote:This might be of interest to some of the more noisy, passionate Trotters amongst us?

Take part in the poll that has been activated on the page if you're interested.

Hope we can make this happen - it's time we took the 'making permanent noise' responsibility away from the so-called 'Crazy Corner'. They're an embarrassment. Have a vote. Let me know your thoughts by replying to this.

http://www.facebook.com/bwfcultras" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:30 pm

Enoch wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I can't see the plum at the front with the flag. (it's not Enoch by any chance is it?)
* Enoch has yet to attend an Accrington Stanley fixture.

* Enoch doesn't wear his shirt outside his trousers in the mistaken hope his belly is less obvious.

* Enoch has a grandson around that age!!


* I have been to a dozen or so AFC Wimbledon fixtures.

* I do have a flask and a blanket.

* I am a plum. (allegedly) :(
I went to the friendly against Stanley.
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras

Post by Andy Waller » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:53 am

What's all this fuss about Stanley Unwin?
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