Bolton Wanderers Ultras
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+1Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I hereby formally apply to join the Hell-in-a-Handcart mob. References are available. Will the badge be proper enamel?
Will there be a sew on version of the badge for my swimming trunks?
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras
Plastic.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I hereby formally apply to join the Hell-in-a-Handcart mob. References are available. Will the badge be proper enamel?
Melted down from the spare seats, given that no-one will sit in the mob's area.
We will have to bring kettles though, for the melting.
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Cheers Bruce. The plum appears to be doing a solo pitch invasion. Are pitch invasions legit in the lower footballing orders? (That ground looks to be slightly bigger than Montenegro's last night. Estimated capacity of 500)
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Oh.bobo the clown wrote:Plastic.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I hereby formally apply to join the Hell-in-a-Handcart mob. References are available. Will the badge be proper enamel?
Melted down from the spare seats, given that no-one will sit in the mob's area.
We will have to bring kettles though.
... & Mosaic's will de de rigueur.

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They also appear to have a 19 foot tall supporter next to the end of the word believe. Jesus.
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It's not me. Just sayin like...CrazyHorse wrote:They also appear to have a 19 foot tall supporter next to the end of the word believe. Jesus.
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I'm not sure the way to start an Ultras group is to write an invitation to a forum populated by the crustiest of old-blokes whose cynicism has taken them loooooong beyond their youthful enthusiasm...
but - we were all 17 once (except Bobo who was born aged 56)
I really can't see the problem with colour/flags/noise/singing/humour/ at a football game
if someone wants to get involved with that - good on them... the rest of us can still sit with our flasks and a rug, sucking a Werthers Original and moan about the pies...
but - we were all 17 once (except Bobo who was born aged 56)
I really can't see the problem with colour/flags/noise/singing/humour/ at a football game
if someone wants to get involved with that - good on them... the rest of us can still sit with our flasks and a rug, sucking a Werthers Original and moan about the pies...
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They are not real Ultras though are they? They're more likely to be tooled up with a doughnut than a shiv, and half of them look like they're extremist women's institute rather than neo-fascist. Infras that's what they are.
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What you do in the comfort of your sitting room is entirely up to you.thebish wrote: the rest of us can still sit with our flasks and a rug, sucking a Werthers Original and moan about the pies...

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Your giant badge will be of a Werther's Original then, you hip dude you.thebish wrote:I'm not sure the way to start an Ultras group is to write an invitation to a forum populated by the crustiest of old-blokes whose cynicism has taken them loooooong beyond their youthful enthusiasm...
but - we were all 17 once (except Bobo who was born aged 56)
I really can't see the problem with colour/flags/noise/singing/humour/ at a football game
if someone wants to get involved with that - good on them... the rest of us can still sit with our flasks and a rug, sucking a Werthers Original and moan about the pies...
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:They are not real Ultras though are they? They're more likely to be tooled up with a doughnut than a shiv, and half of them look like they're extremist women's institute rather than neo-fascist. Infras that's what they are.
what's a "real" Ultra? you should work for washing powder advertisers!! "New REAL ULTRA POWER FORCE cleaning in a handy tablet!"
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It's all about gels now Bish, unless it is small & mighty of course.thebish wrote:Lost Leopard Spot wrote:They are not real Ultras though are they? They're more likely to be tooled up with a doughnut than a shiv, and half of them look like they're extremist women's institute rather than neo-fascist. Infras that's what they are.
what's a "real" Ultra? you should work for washing powder advertisers!! "New REAL ULTRA POWER FORCE cleaning in a handy tablet!"
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Ultra's? You mean like those CPFC cretins who were posting embarrassing video's of flags?
I'd say the much-slated kiddy corner are already our Ultra's, they make a din and sometimes raise a smile with their p**s-taking of the away fans.
It's sad that English football fans want to latch onto some continental b**locks tho.

I'd say the much-slated kiddy corner are already our Ultra's, they make a din and sometimes raise a smile with their p**s-taking of the away fans.
It's sad that English football fans want to latch onto some continental b**locks tho.
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You have just become a hero in my eyes Crazyhorse, lads of my age such as this one seem to think the world cannot exist without Faecesbook and Shitter.CrazyHorse wrote:I'm not on facebook.BoltonUltras wrote:This might be of interest to some of the more noisy, passionate Trotters amongst us?
Take part in the poll that has been activated on the page if you're interested.
Hope we can make this happen - it's time we took the 'making permanent noise' responsibility away from the so-called 'Crazy Corner'. They're an embarrassment. Have a vote. Let me know your thoughts by replying to this.
http://www.facebook.com/bwfcultras" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Cannot see us being the next Stanley some how.Bruce Rioja wrote:Hopefully this works for you, Spotto.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Disappointment. It won't load up for me, so I can't see the plum at the front with the flag. (it's not Enoch by any chance is it?)
-------------------------------^^^^^^^ Flag waving plum---------^^^^^^^Ultras--------------------^^^^^^^ Nets held up by a rounders post.
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Could not agree with you more real ultras are mental, like the fans at Besiktas, chucking flares about and tooled up (both of which are obviously banned at football matches in this country). Apart from anything what this lad doesn't understand is if he and his mates want to go round calling themselves ultras then they are really going to be asking for it every away game and some home games (if the visiting team has a decent selection of scummers) In the rest of Europe ultras are basically hooligans and going round calling yourself ultras is basically going round calling yourself a firm. If I was you Bolton Ultra I would be very careful about what your getting yourself into by starting this group.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:They are not real Ultras though are they? They're more likely to be tooled up with a doughnut than a shiv, and half of them look like they're extremist women's institute rather than neo-fascist. Infras that's what they are.
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* Enoch has yet to attend an Accrington Stanley fixture.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I can't see the plum at the front with the flag. (it's not Enoch by any chance is it?)
* Enoch doesn't wear his shirt outside his trousers in the mistaken hope his belly is less obvious.
* Enoch has a grandson around that age!!
* I have been to a dozen or so AFC Wimbledon fixtures.
* I do have a flask and a blanket.
* I am a plum. (allegedly)

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Run, CH. Far. Fast.bwfcdan94 wrote:You have just become a hero in my eyes Crazyhorse, lads of my age such as this one seem to think the world cannot exist without Faecesbook and Shitter.CrazyHorse wrote:I'm not on facebook.BoltonUltras wrote:This might be of interest to some of the more noisy, passionate Trotters amongst us?
Take part in the poll that has been activated on the page if you're interested.
Hope we can make this happen - it's time we took the 'making permanent noise' responsibility away from the so-called 'Crazy Corner'. They're an embarrassment. Have a vote. Let me know your thoughts by replying to this.
http://www.facebook.com/bwfcultras" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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I went to the friendly against Stanley.Enoch wrote:* Enoch has yet to attend an Accrington Stanley fixture.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I can't see the plum at the front with the flag. (it's not Enoch by any chance is it?)
* Enoch doesn't wear his shirt outside his trousers in the mistaken hope his belly is less obvious.
* Enoch has a grandson around that age!!
* I have been to a dozen or so AFC Wimbledon fixtures.
* I do have a flask and a blanket.
* I am a plum. (allegedly)
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Re: Bolton Wanderers Ultras
What's all this fuss about Stanley Unwin?
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