Feelin down

[Bruce Rioja]

Some fecking party, that! The worst that happened to me was when I woke up mulletless!

[Burnden Paddock]

Some fecking party, that! The worst that happened to me was when I woke up mulletless!

Worst you say? I'd wager that the lack of mullet must have been an improvement, shirley?

[Bruce Rioja]

Some fecking party, that! The worst that happened to me was when I woke up mulletless!

Worst you say? I'd wager that the lack of mullet must have been an improvement, shirley?

Only with hindsight.

[thebish]

any idea what that is supposed to say/mean?

[Bruce Rioja]

any idea what that is supposed to say/mean?

I know what it says/means to me!

[coffeymagic]

It's some Russian girl who met her boyfriend after an internet 'romance'.

24 hours later she allowed him to scrawl his name across her face.

Of course they're 'in love' and she 'likes' it but clearly she's got something mentally wrong with her and he's abusive.

Although it makes no odds she was quite pretty to start with.

Look up the word 'permanent' in the dictionary love.

[Bruce Rioja]

Look up the word 'permanent' in the dictionary love.

Or, in the interests of saving time, постоянный

[Lost Leopard Spot]

The bloke's name is Rub?

[thebish]

The bloke's name is Rub?

or Bus???

[as]

Tattoos are gay - happy to help.

[Bruno3]

Frank Burnside as the lead Weetayobbo with a little hanger on that used to punctuate this breakfast bowl bully's threats with a warning 'ok?'

Whoever looked at his brekkie and thought 'These things look like mini-skinheads' needed some serious help.

I've got a bit of a problem with Weetabix, or 'Wheet-Bisks' as we buy in our house on account of Missus not liking them. The stuff she buys for her is all brand name Alpen, Kellogg's and whatever me and the kids get 'Rice Krisps', 'Ready Oats' and 'Allbark'.

Anyway, Weetabix. The reason people eat Weetabix is because they're quick. In a rush? Two Weeties, some milk, gone in 20 seconds. No crunching or swallowing just let the goo slide down your throat like you're a goose being force fed at a pate factory.

The people at Weetabix know it too. Their adverts concentrate about putting loads of other stuff on to make this slop taste nice. 'Have you tried it with raspberries? Or kiwi? Strawberries?'

No, because I like all those things and I'm not going to ruin the taste of them by smearing your ready-mix concrete all over them.

In short. Weetabix can feck off.

And I'd say that to the lead Weetabix's face.

OK?

I think you are in need of some serious help (even though you're dead right)

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Frank Burnside as the lead Weetayobbo with a little hanger on that used to punctuate this breakfast bowl bully's threats with a warning 'ok?'

Whoever looked at his brekkie and thought 'These things look like mini-skinheads' needed some serious help.

I've got a bit of a problem with Weetabix, or 'Wheet-Bisks' as we buy in our house on account of Missus not liking them. The stuff she buys for her is all brand name Alpen, Kellogg's and whatever me and the kids get 'Rice Krisps', 'Ready Oats' and 'Allbark'.

Anyway, Weetabix. The reason people eat Weetabix is because they're quick. In a rush? Two Weeties, some milk, gone in 20 seconds. No crunching or swallowing just let the goo slide down your throat like you're a goose being force fed at a pate factory.

The people at Weetabix know it too. Their adverts concentrate about putting loads of other stuff on to make this slop taste nice. 'Have you tried it with raspberries? Or kiwi? Strawberries?'

No, because I like all those things and I'm not going to ruin the taste of them by smearing your ready-mix concrete all over them.

In short. Weetabix can feck off.

And I'd say that to the lead Weetabix's face.

OK?

I think you are in need of some serious help (even though you're dead right)

I quite like weetabix.

[seanworth]

Frank Burnside as the lead Weetayobbo with a little hanger on that used to punctuate this breakfast bowl bully's threats with a warning 'ok?'

Whoever looked at his brekkie and thought 'These things look like mini-skinheads' needed some serious help.

I've got a bit of a problem with Weetabix, or 'Wheet-Bisks' as we buy in our house on account of Missus not liking them. The stuff she buys for her is all brand name Alpen, Kellogg's and whatever me and the kids get 'Rice Krisps', 'Ready Oats' and 'Allbark'.

Anyway, Weetabix. The reason people eat Weetabix is because they're quick. In a rush? Two Weeties, some milk, gone in 20 seconds. No crunching or swallowing just let the goo slide down your throat like you're a goose being force fed at a pate factory.

The people at Weetabix know it too. Their adverts concentrate about putting loads of other stuff on to make this slop taste nice. 'Have you tried it with raspberries? Or kiwi? Strawberries?'

No, because I like all those things and I'm not going to ruin the taste of them by smearing your ready-mix concrete all over them.

In short. Weetabix can feck off.

And I'd say that to the lead Weetabix's face.

OK?

I think you are in need of some serious help (even though you're dead right)

I quite like weetabix.

Ditto. In fact I find weetabix quite a moving experience.

[malcd1]

I like Weetabix as well but:

Anyway, Weetabix. The reason people eat Weetabix is because they're quick. In a rush? Two Weeties, some milk, gone in 20 seconds. No crunching or swallowing just let the goo slide down your throat like you're a goose being force fed at a pate factory.

Works for me. Breakfast cereals are not fine dining. Put them in a bowl, pour over some milk, shovel them down.

[thebish]

Works for me. Breakfast cereals are not fine dining. Put them in a bowl, pour over some milk, shovel them down.

eating weetabix is like making love to a beautiful woman....

[seanworth]

Works for me. Breakfast cereals are not fine dining. Put them in a bowl, pour over some milk, shovel them down.

eating weetabix is like making love to a beautiful woman....

You dump them the next day?

[thebish]

Works for me. Breakfast cereals are not fine dining. Put them in a bowl, pour over some milk, shovel them down.

eating weetabix is like making love to a beautiful woman....

You dump them the next day?

errrr.. I hadn't thought of an ending yet!!!

[Gooner Girl]

Works for me. Breakfast cereals are not fine dining. Put them in a bowl, pour over some milk, shovel them down.

eating weetabix is like making love to a beautiful woman....

Hmmm, in what way exactly?

[Bicky]

that woman is a fool

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Works for me. Breakfast cereals are not fine dining. Put them in a bowl, pour over some milk, shovel them down.

eating weetabix is like making love to a beautiful woman....

Hmmm, in what way exactly?

They start out all hard but later turn mushy.