Who's that coming up the hill....

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

go to your local corn wholesaler and ask him for some Indian Corn like what you heard about in a song at a football match to feed your piggy backing chicken on and he'll laugh in your face.

Don't you mean 'Savoury Corn?' he'll say wiping away the tears.

Look, I'm right - I know I'm right.

I'm always right.

When I first started going to the game I could never quite catch (Insert Manager X name here) Superwhite Army.

I always thought it was 'something something TWO PINTS OF GLORY'

Does anyone have Peter Kay's phone number?

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Which intrigued me, as until a few minutes ago when I read that, I had assumed it was an Asian type of corn.

Hey-ho.

Ah, isn't the English language a maize?

[Puskas]

Ah, isn't the English language a maize?

Indeed. Totes a maize balls.

Or even Horserace Totaliser Boards Indian Corn B0llocks.

As the yoof say.

[Bruce Rioja]

go to your local corn wholesaler and ask him for some Indian Corn like what you heard about in a song at a football match to feed your piggy backing chicken on and he'll laugh in your face.

Don't you mean 'Savoury Corn?' he'll say wiping away the tears.

Look, I'm right - I know I'm right.

I'm always right.

When I first started going to the game I could never quite catch (Insert Manager X name here) Superwhite Army.

I always thought it was 'something something TWO PINTS OF GLORY'

Does anyone have Peter Kay's phone number?

Bollocks. You've never been, Fanboy. Else you'd know the correct words to a song or two.

[bwfcdan94]

'I breed Chickens in my back yard and feed 'em on savoury corn.

I've always had that down as;

"We keep chickens in our back yard and feed 'em on Indian corn".

You idiot.

We once caught a mate singing....

'Oh me lads, you should have seen 'em running.
Ask 'em what the fuss was about....'

He didn't get any further as we all turned and started laughing.

We should have let him carry on to see what a mess he made of the rest.

'Indian Corn' indeed.


*does 'Oliver Hardy' harumph*