The KNIGHT-mare Reloaded - Ipswich home

[thebish]

I Think the Carrot Infinitely More Fascinating than the Geranium - would've been mine.

Do you grow?

at the moment, Bruce is shrinking! fast!!

[Enoch]

How the hell does a healthy mind make a leap from a naked Britt Ekland to Joan Armatrading?

Saddened me when I heard Joan bats for the other team.

Not that that would be a problem mind.

Liberal c*nt me.

[TonyDomingos]

How the hell does a healthy mind make a leap from a naked Britt Ekland to Joan Armatrading?

Saddened me when I heard Joan bats for the other team.

Not that that would be a problem mind.

Liberal c*nt me.

Stick it up them liberal c*nts' arses?

[Jugs]

Eidur's last game was against Ipswich. Pretty funny that his first game back will be against them (most likely). Hopefully he can banish a few demons.

[Bruce Rioja]

How the hell does a healthy mind make a leap from a naked Britt Ekland to Joan Armatrading?

Saddened me when I heard Joan bats for the other team.

Not that that would be a problem mind.

Liberal c*nt me.

Saddened me more to learn that the scene with Britt Ekland in the nip was played by a Glaswegian stripper.

[Worthy4England]

How the hell does a healthy mind make a leap from a naked Britt Ekland to Joan Armatrading?

Saddened me when I heard Joan bats for the other team.

Not that that would be a problem mind.

Liberal c*nt me.

Saddened me more to learn that the scene with Britt Ekland in the nip was played by a Glaswegian stripper.

Yeah. Don't think it's all the stripper though.

[Enoch]

What's wrong with the occasional Glaswegian stripper?

[Worthy4England]

Nothing, but if you thought you'd paid for a steak and you got a burger, you'd be a bit disappointed.

[Enoch]

This could carry a thread all it's own.

[Gary the Enfield]

What's wrong with the occasional Glaswegian stripper?

Well you can't throw a cloth over it and shove it up against the wall like an Occasional table.

Or maybe...........

[Bruce Rioja]

What's wrong with the occasional Glaswegian stripper?

According to Miss Ekland, that one had a "fat arse". It looked perfectly fine to this young shaver.

[EverSoYouri]

What's wrong with the occasional Glaswegian stripper?

According to Miss Ekland, that one had a "fat arse". It looked perfectly fine to this young shaver.

If that arse counted as fat, what was Brit packing? (*imagines - two anorexic schoolboys fighting under a blanket)

(Almost makes me feel sorry for Rod the Mod).

[EverSoYouri]

btw Is there a footie match on this Saturday?

[Jugs]

I decided to get a ticket for this last night despite anticipating a sore head after Friday night, but at a cheaper price (kind of) and with the temptation of Eidur's return thrown in, I just had to do it. It'll be a tough game though, they're flying and McCarthy knows how to win games. So I'm not expecting much joy to help my hangover out.

[General Mannerheim]

whats on Friday night?

[Jugs]

Modeselektor in Manchester.

[General Mannerheim]

tremendous! WHP?

[Jugs]

Yes man!

[thebish]

anyway... back to Britt Ekland's arse...

[Bruce Rioja]

anyway... back to Britt Ekland's arse...

Absolutely.