TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[BWFC_Insane]

I think Messi is better.

SWP has been ruled out as being too expensive wage wise. So I heard anyways.

Moot point anyhow as Citeh are apparently dropping their Cahill interest.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

'apparently'
'so i heard'

You really should go the whole hog and get a twitter page

[Lofthouse Lower]

He does.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Papers jabbering on about Coyle and Villas-Boas doing their UEFA badges together and being good buddies too.

Would take that McEachran, would take Sturridge and would take Zhirkov (not simultaneously, of course, or up the bum).

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Villas Boas speaks fluent English, which may be a hinderance to their relationship.
However if they know each other, great, a good starting point to getting Danny back!

[CrazyHorse]

Portsmouth will replace out-of-contract striker Dave Nugent with Blackpool forward Luke Varney who is available for around £750,000.

Coyle's missing a trick here. He could solve all our problems with Nugent on a free and swoop in for Varney for just £750k

Seriously?

Not even a tiny bit, no.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

That BN story states definitvely that Coyle has signed Pratley on a Bosman, doesnt it.

[BWFC_Insane]

'apparently'
'so i heard'

You really should go the whole hog and get a twitter page

Twitter is shite. I wouldn't lower myself.

Do like reading the bollocks that others write though, but I wouldn't waste me time signing up!

Anyways I believe the SWP stuff was reported by the BN and Nixon saying we weren't keen on him anymore because of his wage demands.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Happy days. Talentless midget

[CrazyHorse]

Happy days. Talentless midget

Is that a quiz question?
Either Scott Baio or Henry Winkler.

[Lofthouse Lower]

I was thinking Franz Carr

[TKIZ!]

Villas Boas speaks fluent English, which may be a hinderance to their relationship.
However if they know each other, great, a good starting point to getting Danny back!

Adding into the mix that Boas has stated he was Falcao and Neymar as his first two signings dropping Sturridge to at least 4th on the Chelsea forwards list

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Dave Whelan's such an irritating cock. How honourable is it to not get your lovely manager his (ahem) No.1 target? And besides, there's inflation, knobhead. When you bought your house is was probably on the market a lot cheaper than it's "worth" now - can I give you that old price? No? Well f*ck you then, turbo-douche.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Face that only a mother could love



Have said before, but have met Whelan through work a few times, and he's always been sound with us.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Wasnt trying to buy or sell you though, was he?

[Lofthouse Lower]

He was, in a manner of speaking

[ohjimmyjimmy]

From the Mirror (but not Nixon) -

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Tr ... 51441.html

Bolton and QPR want Newcastle striker Nile Ranger.


Toon boss Alan Pardew is keen to offload Ranger for £1million to boost his budget at St James’ Park and Owen Coyle and Neil Warnock are interested in the former Southampton starlet.

Coyle and Warnock are also rivals to sign left-back Herita Ilunga from West Ham, who is available at Upton Park following the Hammers’ relegation.

llunga

[Bruce Rioja]

Marc Iles reports in today's BN that Pratley has already signed.

Worst-kept secret in football, or another Rivaldo? I need the PSG before I'll believe...

Darren Pratley another Rivaldo? Crivens!!!!

[Lofthouse Lower]

From the Mirror (but not Nixon) -

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Tr ... 51441.html

Bolton and QPR want Newcastle striker Nile Ranger.


Toon boss Alan Pardew is keen to offload Ranger for £1million to boost his budget at St James’ Park and Owen Coyle and Neil Warnock are interested in the former Southampton starlet.

Coyle and Warnock are also rivals to sign left-back Herita Ilunga from West Ham, who is available at Upton Park following the Hammers’ relegation.

llunga

Would be surprised if we don't end up with Stephen Warnock y'know

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Not really the place but speaking of transfer speculation past, check out the last par on this fella's club career - news to me... is it made up? or was I asleep? Either is possible...