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Re: CH's all singing all dancing transfer gossip thread on t

Post by thebish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:51 am

Prufrock wrote:WHAT?! Frankie is banging Wayne fecking Bridge? I feel ill. He looks like such a pasty weak f*cker. I bet he has eczema on his willy! I had such high hopes for her!
is that a picture of someone we are expected to recognise??

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:55 am

thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote:WHAT?! Frankie is banging Wayne fecking Bridge? I feel ill. He looks like such a pasty weak f*cker. I bet he has eczema on his willy! I had such high hopes for her!
is that a picture of someone we are expected to recognise??
Bish, that is Frankie from a girl pop group called The Saturdays (see what I did in the post before? :mrgreen: ).

She is the fiancee of Wayne Bridge I believe.

Who is on about 90K a week, to not even sit on City's bench. To be honest I bet he doesn't even make it out of bed on a Saturday. Ahem.

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Re: CH's all singing all dancing transfer gossip thread on t

Post by thebish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:59 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote:WHAT?! Frankie is banging Wayne fecking Bridge? I feel ill. He looks like such a pasty weak f*cker. I bet he has eczema on his willy! I had such high hopes for her!
is that a picture of someone we are expected to recognise??
Bish, that is Frankie from a girl pop group called The Saturdays (see what I did in the post before? :mrgreen: ).

She is the fiancee of Wayne Bridge I believe.

Who is on about 90K a week, to not even sit on City's bench. To be honest I bet he doesn't even make it out of bed on a Saturday. Ahem.
ahhh - all this teen pop culture floats over my head!

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:05 am

Resisting urge to make joke about frankie going over my head....hmm think i just about managed it :D

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Re: CH's all singing all dancing transfer gossip thread on t

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:10 am

thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote:WHAT?! Frankie is banging Wayne fecking Bridge? I feel ill. He looks like such a pasty weak f*cker. I bet he has eczema on his willy! I had such high hopes for her!
is that a picture of someone we are expected to recognise??

Not just me then? I knew I knew could depend on you to be equally as 'out of touch'. ;)
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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:42 am

thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote:WHAT?! Frankie is banging Wayne fecking Bridge? I feel ill. He looks like such a pasty weak f*cker. I bet he has eczema on his willy! I had such high hopes for her!
is that a picture of someone we are expected to recognise??
Who cares if you recognise her?
the key question is would you smash it! i think we all know the answer to that.

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:50 am

Bish has his mind on holier matters than smashing someones back doors in, probably...;)

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Re: CH's all singing all dancing transfer gossip thread on t

Post by thebish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:57 am

officer_dibble wrote:
thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote:WHAT?! Frankie is banging Wayne fecking Bridge? I feel ill. He looks like such a pasty weak f*cker. I bet he has eczema on his willy! I had such high hopes for her!
is that a picture of someone we are expected to recognise??
Who cares if you recognise her?
the key question is would you smash it! i think we all know the answer to that.

errr.... no! looks a bit of a skank to me.... :conf:

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:11 pm

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Post by thebish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:14 pm

boltonboris wrote:Bender

NUTS reader!

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:27 pm

Nuts gobbler
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:32 pm

More importantly, who on earth says "skank" apart from people in Neighbours and Home and Away and thebish?

Perhaps thats what thebish is watching all day and why he can't watch this is england till after Christmas?

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Post by malcd1 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:29 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:More importantly, who on earth says "skank" apart from people in Neighbours and Home and Away and thebish?

Perhaps thats what thebish is watching all day and why he can't watch this is england till after Christmas?
:laugh: The fact you know that the word skank is used in Neighbours and Home and Away is quite embarrassing.
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Re: CH's all singing all dancing transfer gossip thread on t

Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:40 pm

malcd1 wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:More importantly, who on earth says "skank" apart from people in Neighbours and Home and Away and thebish?

Perhaps thats what thebish is watching all day and why he can't watch this is england till after Christmas?
:laugh: The fact you know that the word skank is used in Neighbours and Home and Away is quite embarrassing.
Well to be fair I haven't watched either in years, so its use may have been discontinued! :conf:

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Re: CH's all singing all dancing transfer gossip thread on t

Post by malcd1 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:53 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
malcd1 wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:More importantly, who on earth says "skank" apart from people in Neighbours and Home and Away and thebish?

Perhaps thats what thebish is watching all day and why he can't watch this is england till after Christmas?
:laugh: The fact you know that the word skank is used in Neighbours and Home and Away is quite embarrassing.
Well to be fair I haven't watched either in years, so its use may have been discontinued! :conf:
You'll tell us anything. 8)
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Re: CH's all singing all dancing transfer gossip thread on t

Post by thebish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:07 pm

malcd1 wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:More importantly, who on earth says "skank" apart from people in Neighbours and Home and Away and thebish?

Perhaps thats what thebish is watching all day and why he can't watch this is england till after Christmas?
:laugh: The fact you know that the word skank is used in Neighbours and Home and Away is quite embarrassing.
I think you're rumbled BWFCi...

"skank" is much used by da yoof around here - down with whom I am.

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Post by thebish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:08 pm

boltonboris wrote:Nuts gobbler
I have high standards in a woman! (I can fully understand why you have learned to lower yours!) :wink:

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:37 pm

Oi! I have my standards.. And I'm not raising them for anybody!!
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Re: CH's all singing all dancing transfer gossip thread on t

Post by thebish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:21 pm

anyway... back to transfers!! (the window opens soon!)
New York Red Bulls have told Bolton that Tim Ream is not for sale, despite allowing the defender to spend a trial spell at the Reebok.

Ream is currently on trial with Bolton, after completing a trial spell with Premier League rivals West Brom last month.

Bolton boss Owen Coyle had been expected to make a move for Ream as a replacement for Gary Cahill, who seems set to depart in January, had the defender impressed during his spell with the Wanderers.

However, Red Bulls sporting director Erik Soler insists the USA international will not be sold in the January transfer window.

"Tim is going to play for us next year," Soler told the MLSsoccer website. "I met with him, as I did with every single player after the season, and my message was very clear.

"We would like him to go on those two training sessions [with West Brom and Bolton] to gain experience, and also to have a personal benchmark on what the mid-or-lower Premier League would feel like.

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Post by thebish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:22 pm

and another Yank down...
Bolton Wanderers are reportedly not expected to take their interest in trialist Jeff Larentowicz any further.

The Colorado Rapids midfielder has just completed his stint at the Reebok Stadium.

The Bolton News claims it is unlikely that Larentowicz will be offered a deal.

Nevertheless, it seems manager Owen Coyle is looking at the bigger US picture and is excited by the possibilities being opened up by his contact with US national team coach Jurgen Klinsmann.

"“I have a good relationship with Jurgen,” he said. “We spoke at length a few months back when he came in to check on Stuart Holden, just prior to the Aston Villa cup tie. "

“What he felt was that when the season finished, if there was one or two that could come over and get a bit of experience about what it's like at a Premier League club, they could benefit from it.

“It’s potentially a very good deal.”

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