Political Correctness

[Gary the Enfield]

'Gameplay Improvement Measures'

Gameplay Improvement Measure Participants or G.I.M.P.s for short.

[thebish]

ok - let me try to enter into what this thread might be about....

I believe a "sub" is a sandwich nowadays - I ask you - imagine a sandwich coming on for the last 20 minutes of the game - the world's gone mad! (bloody interfering euro pc-brigade)

[Randy Watson]

When a few jars have been sunk I like to sneak in a bit of P(in)C when shouting stuff.

Nothing too offensive, for example: When a player is underperforming and the majority of fans are bellowing "GET HIM OFF" I like to replace "Get" with "Suck" for a little bit of personal amusement!

Oh how I giggle!

i do that, "LICK HIM OUT" is a good un, also "FINGER HIM"

Another one would be after a particularly rash challenge on one of our players, our fans would be calling for the referee to "BOOK HIM" (in reference to the opposition) and I simply scream "BUM HIM" Or even "FOOK HIM". Both work well!

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

My substitutes are called substitutes. The children who are substitutes are seven. The players that start are seven. They don't really feel like failures. Their parents don't think they're failures. And that's because I've constantly told children and parents that there's no pressure from me to get results, because they're seven, and that being offended at being substitute is disrespectful to those who are currently on the pitch, and who the substitutes will be joining later on in the game.

Works for me, and I get a decent balance of achievement and educational value from competitive sports.

[thebish]

My substitutes are called substitutes. The children who are substitutes are seven. The players that start are seven. They don't really feel like failures. Their parents don't think they're failures. And that's because I've constantly told children and parents that there's no pressure from me to get results, because they're seven, and that being offended at being substitute is disrespectful to those who are currently on the pitch, and who the substitutes will be joining later on in the game.

Works for me, and I get a decent balance of achievement and educational value from competitive sports.

I think you're missing the "humour" of this thread every bit as much as that there thebish is!

[Prufrock]

When a few jars have been sunk I like to sneak in a bit of P(in)C when shouting stuff.

Nothing too offensive, for example: When a player is underperforming and the majority of fans are bellowing "GET HIM OFF" I like to replace "Get" with "Suck" for a little bit of personal amusement!

Oh how I giggle!

i do that, "LICK HIM OUT" is a good un, also "FINGER HIM"

Another one would be after a particularly rash challenge on one of our players, our fans would be calling for the referee to "BOOK HIM" (in reference to the opposition) and I simply scream "BUM HIM" Or even "FOOK HIM". Both work well!

Not related to this thread, but on these lines, when somebody holds a door open for me, instead of saying 'Cheers', I like to say 'Jizz'. Never once been caught. They sound the same. How I laugh.

[thebish]

When a few jars have been sunk I like to sneak in a bit of P(in)C when shouting stuff.

Nothing too offensive, for example: When a player is underperforming and the majority of fans are bellowing "GET HIM OFF" I like to replace "Get" with "Suck" for a little bit of personal amusement!

Oh how I giggle!

i do that, "LICK HIM OUT" is a good un, also "FINGER HIM"

Another one would be after a particularly rash challenge on one of our players, our fans would be calling for the referee to "BOOK HIM" (in reference to the opposition) and I simply scream "BUM HIM" Or even "FOOK HIM". Both work well!

Not related to this thread, but on these lines, when somebody holds a door open for me, instead of saying 'Cheers', I like to say 'Jizz'. Never once been caught. They sound the same. How I laugh.

really? I say "queers" - chortle!

[Randy Watson]

When a few jars have been sunk I like to sneak in a bit of P(in)C when shouting stuff.

Nothing too offensive, for example: When a player is underperforming and the majority of fans are bellowing "GET HIM OFF" I like to replace "Get" with "Suck" for a little bit of personal amusement!

Oh how I giggle!

i do that, "LICK HIM OUT" is a good un, also "FINGER HIM"

Another one would be after a particularly rash challenge on one of our players, our fans would be calling for the referee to "BOOK HIM" (in reference to the opposition) and I simply scream "BUM HIM" Or even "FOOK HIM". Both work well!

Not related to this thread, but on these lines, when somebody holds a door open for me, instead of saying 'Cheers', I like to say 'Jizz'. Never once been caught. They sound the same. How I laugh.

really? I say "queers" - chortle!

Touché

[thebish]

Not related to this thread, but on these lines, when somebody holds a door open for me, instead of saying 'Cheers', I like to say 'Jizz'. Never once been caught. They sound the same. How I laugh.

hang on.... people hold the door open for you?? you're a woman????

[Prufrock]

Not related to this thread, but on these lines, when somebody holds a door open for me, instead of saying 'Cheers', I like to say 'Jizz'. Never once been caught. They sound the same. How I laugh.

hang on.... people hold the door open for you?? you're a woman????

Nope, just civilised

[Bruce Rioja]

Not related to this thread, but on these lines, when somebody holds a door open for me, instead of saying 'Cheers', I like to say 'Jizz'. Never once been caught. They sound the same. How I laugh.

hang on.... people hold the door open for you?? you're a woman????

Nope, just civilised

As proven by your "Jizz" remark.

[Prufrock]

Oops, typo, I meant 'jus'.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

My substitutes are called substitutes. The children who are substitutes are seven. The players that start are seven. They don't really feel like failures. Their parents don't think they're failures. And that's because I've constantly told children and parents that there's no pressure from me to get results, because they're seven, and that being offended at being substitute is disrespectful to those who are currently on the pitch, and who the substitutes will be joining later on in the game.

Works for me, and I get a decent balance of achievement and educational value from competitive sports.

I think you're missing the "humour" of this thread every bit as much as that there thebish is!

Nah, I got the humour. Just thought this anecdotal evidence of fighting this aspect of political correctness had a place here.

[Lord Kangana]

Bring back the cane and batter the little blighters!

You just got one vote for post of the year.

[Bruno3]

Bring back the cane and batter the little blighters!

You just got one vote for post of the year.

Two if he uses the object in red to do it

[General Mannerheim]

i do that, "LICK HIM OUT" is a good un, also "FINGER HIM"

Another one would be after a particularly rash challenge on one of our players, our fans would be calling for the referee to "BOOK HIM" (in reference to the opposition) and I simply scream "BUM HIM" Or even "FOOK HIM". Both work well!

Not related to this thread, but on these lines, when somebody holds a door open for me, instead of saying 'Cheers', I like to say 'Jizz'. Never once been caught. They sound the same. How I laugh.

really? I say "queers" - chortle!

Touché

when i marking a squash match, i long for the score to reach 4-6 so i can call out 'Foreskin' hehehe.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

I think i've walked onto the set of a Carry On film...!

[Bruno3]

I think i've walked onto the set of a Carry On film...!

You can't have - Carry On films can't be PC any more - can they??

[Lofthouse Lower]

I think i've walked onto the set of a Carry On film...!

You can't have - Carry On films can't be PC any more - can they??

'Carry On if you want, but if you don't then just have a seat and we'll be with you at the earliest convenience' doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Lennon'sEleven]

When a few jars have been sunk I like to sneak in a bit of P(in)C when shouting stuff.

Nothing too offensive, for example: When a player is underperforming and the majority of fans are bellowing "GET HIM OFF" I like to replace "Get" with "Suck" for a little bit of personal amusement!

Oh how I giggle!

i do that, "LICK HIM OUT" is a good un, also "FINGER HIM"

Another one would be after a particularly rash challenge on one of our players, our fans would be calling for the referee to "BOOK HIM" (in reference to the opposition) and I simply scream "BUM HIM" Or even "FOOK HIM". Both work well!

Not related to this thread, but on these lines, when somebody holds a door open for me, instead of saying 'Cheers', I like to say 'Jizz'. Never once been caught. They sound the same. How I laugh.

really? I say "queers" - chortle!

Since the Thames Estuary accent has all but enveloped the south east, changing 'th' to an 'f' sound, I like to occasionally say 'fak you' to anyone who does anything nice for me.

Just for a giggle like, and the surrealism of it all.

"Here's your sandwich sir"

"Fak you."

"You're welcome."