Wotsit out for a month

[Lost Leopard Spot]

any sign of these incoming loan troops who were going help us kick on and stagger over the line?

Well I spotted a hair in my cornflakes this morning before I'd managed to eat it, which is always a good sign.

[thebish]

any sign of these incoming loan troops who were going help us kick on and stagger over the line?

Well I spotted a hair in my cornflakes this morning before I'd managed to eat it, which is always a good sign.

aha! I thought i had posted that in the loans thread - but it mysteriously didn't appear there!! you have now solved the mystery - I accidentally posted it here!!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

any sign of these incoming loan troops who were going help us kick on and stagger over the line?

Well I spotted a hair in my cornflakes this morning before I'd managed to eat it, which is always a good sign.

aha! I thought i had posted that in the loans thread - but it mysteriously didn't appear there!! you have now solved the mystery - I accidentally posted it here!!

It wasn't an accident. It was a SIGN.

[thebish]

any sign of these incoming loan troops who were going help us kick on and stagger over the line?

Well I spotted a hair in my cornflakes this morning before I'd managed to eat it, which is always a good sign.

aha! I thought i had posted that in the loans thread - but it mysteriously didn't appear there!! you have now solved the mystery - I accidentally posted it here!!

It wasn't an accident. It was a SIGN.

the canaanites used to put pubes in their pre-ritual breakfasts....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

any sign of these incoming loan troops who were going help us kick on and stagger over the line?

Well I spotted a hair in my cornflakes this morning before I'd managed to eat it, which is always a good sign.

aha! I thought i had posted that in the loans thread - but it mysteriously didn't appear there!! you have now solved the mystery - I accidentally posted it here!!

It wasn't an accident. It was a SIGN.

the canaanites used to put pubes in their pre-ritual breakfasts....

You made that up. Or the Bible did, and you're just quoting from it.

[thebish]

the canaanites used to put pubes in their pre-ritual breakfasts....

You made that up. Or the Bible did, and you're just quoting from it.

it was a kind of trial by ordeal... if you spotted the pube you were convicted of raving abomininationcy and bummed to death by a deformed camel who had eaten some lobster and was wearing inappropriate clothing for its gender... if you didn't - you were normal.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

the canaanites used to put pubes in their pre-ritual breakfasts....

You made that up. Or the Bible did, and you're just quoting from it.

it was a kind of trial by ordeal... if you spotted the pube you were convicted of raving abomininationcy and bummed to death by a deformed camel who had eaten some lobster and was wearing inappropriate clothing for its gender... if you didn't - you were normal.

You're basically saying I'm descended from pube-eaters. (being of Canaanite descent).

[thebish]

the canaanites used to put pubes in their pre-ritual breakfasts....

You made that up. Or the Bible did, and you're just quoting from it.

it was a kind of trial by ordeal... if you spotted the pube you were convicted of raving abomininationcy and bummed to death by a deformed camel who had eaten some lobster and was wearing inappropriate clothing for its gender... if you didn't - you were normal.

You're basically saying I'm descended from pube-eaters. (being of Canaanite descent).

yeah.. it looks that way... the old hebrew word for canaanite was, in fact, al'haretzpb - wich, loosely translated via the Assyrian, through the Persian, back into Hebrew - then into Swedish via Norwegian, back into Hebrew and then into English - means "eater of the holy curly hair of the nether regions"...

i think there's a helpline for those who discover this uncomfortable heritage later in life...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

the canaanites used to put pubes in their pre-ritual breakfasts....

You made that up. Or the Bible did, and you're just quoting from it.

it was a kind of trial by ordeal... if you spotted the pube you were convicted of raving abomininationcy and bummed to death by a deformed camel who had eaten some lobster and was wearing inappropriate clothing for its gender... if you didn't - you were normal.

You're basically saying I'm descended from pube-eaters. (being of Canaanite descent).

yeah.. it looks that way... the old hebrew word for canaanite was, in fact, al'haretzpb - wich, loosely translated via the Assyrian, through the Persian, back into Hebrew - then into Swedish via Norwegian, back into Hebrew and then into English - means "eater of the holy curly hair of the nether regions"...

i think there's a helpline for those who discover this uncomfortable heritage later in life...

I'm ringing them (0800CANAAN a branch of the Samaritans). [I think we'd better leave it there before Boris is along shouting about threads being hijacked - you can tell he's descended from Assyrians].

[thebish]

I'm ringing them (0800CANAAN a branch of the Samaritans). [I think we'd better leave it there before Boris is along shouting about threads being hijacked - you can tell he's descended from Assyrians].

yeah... a frightfully middle class one....