A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

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And....the word Reading is getting mentioned more than Bolton....before we actualy....no we don't because we have some more chat. Al Habsi clears and we have it again till Moxey....loses it with a wallop to nowhere. Vidra? might have got an early advantage their if he'd been on target. He sent it over the bar. They come again and....and....
somebody who sounds like Ibiza? does a roly poly frenzy on the grass to win a free kick. And.....and....cleared by Wheater and we go....and win a throw. Mic men not sounding frantically excited yet.

[Aanvalluh]

Reading Pen and red card Bolton.

But saved!

[DJBlu]

God these commentators are fecking awful.

It's a yellow card ... no it's a red.

Penno saved.

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Now we get a free kick as Maher is fouled and.......and......and.....Holding and..cleared and...now we get a visit from the visitors and they have a chance and cleared and Clough and..Pratley and....Vela....has a shot and....it's cleared for a corner. And now....well, that was all for naught. And.....well, Vidra gets a penalty, does he, ????? then Holding gets a red card and they get a pen and......it's....SAVED........

[Aanvalluh]

Any early vids of the pen/card?

[TANGODANCER]

Well, we really needed to lose a man didn't we? Vidra giving us a torrid time and the fans are all awake. Mic men not sure Holden commited a foul never mind getting a red. They sound to be all over us as Williams sends us a Wigan.

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A bit of play from then and they're at us again.....but we have a free kick now and....Reading get a yellow when mic men claim that should have been a red? Arms up and elbow job and Dobbie got a face-full of it. Kermigan the villain.
What's happening? Vidra getting mention again and we're under pressure. Corner them now and Dobbie has to leave for Trotter.

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So, man sent off and a sub already. We clear the corner and...bit of chat about Warnock then...Woolery fires forth but to no avail. Obeesa???? or summat, sets off another chat session from the mic men and some funeral predictions before...a chat about Wigan abd Bury. Amos whacks one forth and Clough puts it out for a throw them. Oh, Axfords are good for wood and then....they come again and get a shot in that's blocked but they keep getting the ball back and it all sounds very one sided.

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Chat about Maher then a bit more, then a score that we don't care much about. Vidra comes again and.....they have plenty possession before we scramble it clear. Maher gets it back for Amos to whoosh one forth. More Wigan crap ( we don't care) and we may get back to our game soon with 35 gone. What a commentary this is. Is anything actually happening here? These two need the sack. Oh, a throw to us...wow....more chat about Phil Brown, some useless scores and that's another few minutes of my life wasted. They sally forth again and Moxey gets away with one before back it comes. Ping and pong from them, a few boos for Gunther? who did a death scene. Mic man mentions a booking then gets carried off about scores. Officials chat and then......Vidra brings a "brilliant" save out of Amos. Corner them and....and....and....it's all them and we don't even sound in it. Banjos and barn-doors mentioned, but it's for them, strangely enough.

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Anything happening here mic men? Oh, an appeal against a Royal then....Moxey gets involved with some nonesense then throws one and now another. In it goes and......and....cleared and they come again. Derik steps in and saves the day. I get the feeling we might not score four today....but you never know....Three mins added time to the dismay of micman and.....some more chat about our relegation and....Gunther getting more boos from the fans. And the said Gunther sails one in. "A flow of Ribena towards the Bolton goal" says mic man and then Amos steps forth and takes charge. Think I'll make a brew....

[LeverEnd]

Bloody awful game.
Highlight being holding getting Dobbie subbed

[TANGODANCER]

Well, with all the enthusiam and atmosphere of a chapel of rest, we trot forth to news of not much euphoria from fans on Planet Twitter, something about the worst game ever? Oh, come on..JUSTICE FOR THE TEN...
Here we go with Part Two of this fascinating saga of "Will we, won't we?" against Ribena Rovers...

[LeverEnd]

On the plus side Derik has had a good game.
Up front we've done nothing.

[LeverEnd]

Well, we really needed to lose a man didn't we? Vidra giving us a torrid time and the fans are all awake. Mic men not sure Holden commited a foul never mind getting a red. They sound to be all over us as Williams sends us a Wigan.

I thought it was a penalty immediately but not a red.

[LeverEnd]

That diving c*nt Gunther has murdered moxey in the air every time

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Mic men return with news from far and wide about this, that and Chelsea. O-O sounds good and Holding's sending of still being called harsh and Dobbie's assassin should have gone. Ah, official news that the colour of Reading's strip is "African Voilet" not diluted blackcurrent, well, that's a relief. Peep.

Mention of the word "urgency" and Trotter in the opening sentence and......Ohhhhh Clough has a shot but hits the keeper. They have a sally at us with McShane, Quinn, Norwood, Gunther and.....a corner off Maher. In and.....a header goes out for a throw to us. And now....Derik getting the good words from mic men. Al Habsi deprives Woollery of the ball and....we have a free kick for offside. And now....we have a corner.......and 13,000 plus crowd announced as the ball goes travelling and ends up at our end.

[LeverEnd]

Amos has returned in good nick
Fair dos to the lad

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McShane sets them forth and they now have a throw. Gunther a boo target and the game described as "flat" by the mic man. Now then,,,more scores and then....and Wheater part clears before we end up with a throw. Maher sends one forth that ends in a throw to us. Entertainment described as "poor" before Trotter does the appologising. They set off again and...more scores then they visit again. Mic man is almost talking them a goal and us relegated. What a supporter. Offside them before another flood of chit-chat about Germain Defoe. They come via Gunther but Moxey nods it back to Amos. The excitement mounts as we approach via Woolery who beat three men before....well.

They have some possesion and then a free header that Kermigan fifty pences well wide. More useless scores then they come, we intercept and....Clough.....and....Al Habsi saves easy enough. Obesa ? beats a couple and wins a corner. And....Pratley steps up ans sets Woolers off. He does well and wins a corner whilst having no support. And...Al Habsi collects and sets the African Voilets off again. Gunter , Kermigan, Quinn.....and Amos makes a good save and we get the kick for offside. Crowd waking up a bit, has it stopped raining? Chat about Fulham then that Gunter fella again and....throw now and.....Amos almost splutters one. Trotter, Woolery....cleared, they come again and....Amos collects.

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Dare I hope we might cause an upset here today..???? Well, it's......anyway, McShane on the deck for them as Anthony Axford gets a shout. Woolery is leaving the greensward to be replaced by....we'll know in a few minutes when micmen stop rambling about Scunthorpe. Corner them and....and.....Norwood his one and......it's just wide.

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Cox replaces Vidra? for them and.....we get a goal kick. It was Danns who replaced Woolery.