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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by Gail Platz » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:54 pm

boltonboris wrote:It's (probably not) worth noting that Derby had a guy sat on their bench who was even fatter than Coyle's bro in law!

I couldn't believe it! He actually took up 2 seats
Haha I noticed this, he was a giant!

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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by boltonboris » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:56 pm

Gail Platz wrote:
boltonboris wrote:It's (probably not) worth noting that Derby had a guy sat on their bench who was even fatter than Coyle's bro in law!

I couldn't believe it! He actually took up 2 seats
Haha I noticed this, he was a giant!
I had to a quadrouple take! Can you really (REALLY) work for a football club when you are that size.. In any capacity..
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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:01 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Gail Platz wrote:
boltonboris wrote:It's (probably not) worth noting that Derby had a guy sat on their bench who was even fatter than Coyle's bro in law!

I couldn't believe it! He actually took up 2 seats
Haha I noticed this, he was a giant!
I had to a quadrouple take! Can you really (REALLY) work for a football club when you are that size.. In any capacity..
The guy in the white t-shirt? I was trying to work out how he'd positioned himself onto a Recaro. Two, you say? :shock:
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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by boltonboris » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:02 pm

It was probably mostly on one.. Then overhang onto half a chair either side of him.. So probably 2 in total, aye!
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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by Little Green Man » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:03 pm

A quick trawl of the web seems to suggest the fatty in question could be Martin Taylor, the goalkeeping coach.

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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by officer_dibble » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:04 pm

A coach? fat coach > fat kitman

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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by boltonboris » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:17 pm

Little Green Man wrote:A quick trawl of the web seems to suggest the fatty in question could be Martin Taylor, the goalkeeping coach.
Don't think that's him..

Pretty sure he was bald, but I was sat in East stand. They guy was enormous.. 27-28st kind of big.
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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by Little Green Man » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:35 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:A quick trawl of the web seems to suggest the fatty in question could be Martin Taylor, the goalkeeping coach.
Don't think that's him..

Pretty sure he was bald, but I was sat in East stand. They guy was enormous.. 27-28st kind of big.
Blimey, that's morbidly obese. Perhaps they should sign him up for this...

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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by hi there, i'm chris » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:30 pm

He's been there for years! Sure I remember him from the last couple of times Derby were in the Premier League.
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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:34 pm

hi there, i'm chris wrote:He's been there for years! Sure I remember him from the last couple of times Derby were in the Premier League.
I remember Martin Taylor playing in goal for Derby (when thy ended our cup run - the bastards). Would never, ever have guessed that it might be the same guy! :shock:
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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:04 pm

Nigel Clough probably keeps him on staff to make himself seem slim. If Young Cloughy's face gets any rounder it might get mistaken for a football itself...

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Re: Bolton v Derby

Post by boltonboris » Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:16 pm

There's a fair few Derby fans who wouldn't mind a kick of it, I'm sure!
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