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Post by malcd1 » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:58 pm

The Dangler wrote:It's allegedly Robbie Keane :|
Please no not Keane. He was absolutely clueless when he came to the Reebok with Wet Spam.

3 or 4 years and this would have got me excited but not now.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:05 pm

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The Dangler wrote:It's allegedly Robbie Keane :|
Please no not Keane. He was absolutely clueless when he came to the Reebok with Wet Spam.

3 or 4 years and this would have got me excited but not now.
Keane did look poor for the Spammers but he aint become a bad player overnight. With regular football and Owen blowing smoke up his arse, he could do a good job for us for a year or two. I'd be happy with him.
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Post by plymouth wanderer » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:21 pm

keane will be fine for a loan deal and a couple of mill at the end of the season if he comes good

but hopefully it won't be just him we will still need another striker n'gog would do nicely
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Post by officer_dibble » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:21 pm

Centre forward is the one area of the team (excluding Jussi) we need to bring the average age down.

I would imagine Carlos Vela or MAcheda would be the ones Coyle would fancy, given Vela hardly distinguished himself on loan last season and is probably available a bit cheaper this year, and Macheda is probably the striker 6th in line at the filth, or maybe 5th if Owen is down the racecourse.

I think Wellbeck and Sturridge are sadly out.

I'd be a bit miffed if it was Keane to be honest...preference to Jerome maybe....
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:23 pm

The Dangler wrote:It's allegedly Robbie Keane :|
Hope that's not true.
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Post by Rodney Trotter » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:24 pm

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Post by Peter Thompson » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:29 pm

Keane is still only 31, if 100% fit would dramatically improve our striking options

I'd probably prefer Bellamy but I'd still be happy enough with Keane
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:48 pm

Keane would be meh. Improvement on what we have, and better than Jerome, but meh. Bellamy seems lilkely, and IF he could stay fit would be an ace signing. My own left-field, feeling in waters is that it is Dempsey, which would be fecking amazing, and would make Jol an idiot. Agbonlahor crossed my mind too. Would add pace if nothing else. How did Eduardo do in Ukraine?
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Post by officer_dibble » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:05 pm

Agbonlahor...now we're talking
Dempseys a good un, but isn't he more of a link man than a striker? knows where the net is mind
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Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:06 pm

Apparently Nixon is saying the deal is around 80% done..... and somebody on twitter was quoting Santa Cruz as being spotted at the ground at some point..... If he was to get back to the goal scoring form he has during his first spell at blackburn he'd be a great addition to the squad IMO...


Also according to Nixon we've got plenty of money to spend as apparently we're closing to signing three players on big wages!
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Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:10 pm

In response to RSC being at the Reebok Nixon said he must have been autograph hunting. :lol:

Agbonlahor's on £120,000 a week.
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:10 pm

Aye, but doesn't he just refer to him as an attacker, or forward? Dempsey is certainly that. Out wide or second striker. I may be wrong though, have only read the Nixon stuff second hand. Deuce certainly fits the mature but young at heart thingy. Agbonlahor isn't THAT good, but is precisely the sort of player we need. He'd create the space and chances for Klasnic, or he'd let KD go and play right up top where he is most effective, teams knowing they can't just hold a high line and keep us squeezed. You do understand I have just completely made those two up as gut feeling though, which is only marginally more reliable than Tribal et al.
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:12 pm

There is no way on this planet Agbonlahor is on £120k per week. Diving bastard has reportedly got a big pay rise in joining the rags, to around £80k. O'Neill didn't rate him that much, and it doesn't fit Lerner's MO.
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Post by thebish » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:13 pm

Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Apparently Nixon is saying the deal is around 80% done.....
what does it mean to say a deal is 80% done??

surely that's like being 40% pregnant??
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Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:14 pm

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Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Apparently Nixon is saying the deal is around 80% done.....
what does it mean to say a deal is 80% done??

surely that's like being 40% pregnant??
Apparently according to Nixon 80% means one call away!
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Post by thebish » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:17 pm

Tals-biggest-fan wrote:
thebish wrote:
Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Apparently Nixon is saying the deal is around 80% done.....
what does it mean to say a deal is 80% done??

surely that's like being 40% pregnant??
Apparently according to Nixon 80% means one call away!
i'm still no wiser!! is that the call for the taxi to bring said player to the Reebok?? does that mean he's already had a medical? (that woudl involve more calls, surely??)
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Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:18 pm

Prufrock wrote:There is no way on this planet Agbonlahor is on £120k per week. Diving bastard has reportedly got a big pay rise in joining the rags, to around £80k. O'Neill didn't rate him that much, and it doesn't fit Lerner's MO.
Err - that's because I meant Adebayor and therefore made a mistake. :oops:
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:22 pm

Same bloke. Pretty much. :D
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Post by TKIZ! » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:25 pm

I don't get that either, one call away?

I think it's George Oghani's twin, Geoff Oghani
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Post by Armchair Wanderer » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:27 pm

Bendtner has said he's leaving the Arsenal... oooh.
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