Johan Elmander Song

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by Dartisan » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:48 pm

Bloody 'ell it's friendly on here these days :roll:
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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by P.O.S. » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:37 pm

I heard a few attempts at "Elmander, Elmander - he used to be shite, but now he's alright - Elmander, Elmander..." at the Wolves and Newcastle games but not since

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by Johan_Elmander » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:53 pm

I thought the Arsenal forum was full of people moaning and whinging, which it is mainly...but it seems its the same everywhere!!

post a simple song for a laugh and all hell breaks loose, i didnt even really say anything out of order, i actually said how i think Bolton are decent this year....nope everyone got offended! :?

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:02 pm

Johan_Elmander wrote:I thought the Arsenal forum was full of people moaning and whinging, which it is mainly...but it seems its the same everywhere!!

post a simple song for a laugh and all hell breaks loose, i didnt even really say anything out of order, i actually said how i think Bolton are decent this year....nope everyone got offended! :?

Your attempt at re-writing history is as poor as your team captain's. You know what you said and, even if not intended, the patronising tone in which it was delivered.

Not everyone got offended either. Some on here supported you. Some.

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:20 pm

Johan_Elmander wrote:I thought the Arsenal forum was full of people moaning and whinging, which it is mainly...but it seems its the same everywhere!!

post a simple song for a laugh and all hell breaks loose, i didnt even really say anything out of order, i actually said how i think Bolton are decent this year....nope everyone got offended! :?
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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by seanworth » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:37 pm

All hell breaks loose? Think he needs to check out KUMB after a loss, or RAWK everyday these days. I doubt the Arsenal sites were equal to this after the Ispwich loss the other night. Now during Megson's time now there was a time when all hell broke loose on this site.

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by LeDonk » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:56 pm

The Champs - Tequila... Replacing the word tequila with Elmander?

Not sure if I've actually heard this done before, infact.. no I've not, it's my idea.
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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:19 pm

Johan_Elmander wrote:I thought the Arsenal forum was full of people moaning and whinging, which it is mainly...but it seems its the same everywhere!! post a simple song for a laugh and all hell breaks loose, i didnt even really say anything out of order, i actually said how i think Bolton are decent this year....nope everyone got offended! :?
Johan_Elmander wrote:Its good isnt it, just come on to share a song idea, its was a bit of fun thats all, and everyone cries their eyes out!
Johan_Elmander wrote:cant you not see Bolton play much better football now than they have in previous seasons?
Johan_Elmander wrote:Did you prefer the boot it to Davies stuff i saw from you every time you came to Arsenal
Johan_Elmander wrote:The football Arsenal play is only bettered by Barcelona
Johan_Elmander wrote:Wengers style is excellent, play football
Johan_Elmander wrote:still havent slagged you off in anyway
No, nothing there that can be construed as the condescending, patronising drivel we've heard from HUNDREDS of Arsenal fans on here before.....
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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:25 pm

i suspect we're all being a bit precious here... (except me of course!)

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by seanworth » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:40 am

I don't know that was quite nauseating going through those posts. Was almost expecting an "Let's all get in touch with our inner selves and we can all be better people together" kind of speaches to come up.

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by RobbieSavagesLeg » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:35 am

Johan_Elmander (if that is your real name :wink: ) in all honesty I don't think you intended to be condescending and patronising.

But you were.

In your first post you were alluding to the fact that Arsenal play football how it should be played and were congratulating 'ickle 'ole Bowton for trying. Trying really really hard to play football a bit like yourselves.

You then went on to say how Arsenal are the team what plays the best football in the world (excepting mighty Barcelona).

I think you've been need to take a look at how you see your football club in the greater world. Maybe have a week or two off from football and then come back and do some voluntary work showing lower league footballers how to play like Barcelona.
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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by Real Hayri Cund » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:30 pm

Dear friends of bolton,

I m happy with Elmander situation. I say, He is good pilayer, and now Elmander proof it.

Kewell sign Bolton? it is funny story.

See you my friends of bolton


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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by Verbal » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:38 pm

Yes!
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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by HMX » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:40 pm

Brilliant, welcome back bastard!

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:46 pm

This is the inspiration we have been looking for!!
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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by jaffka » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:01 pm

hehe, this brings back great memories

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by RobbieSavagesLeg » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:28 pm

Ha. Rad, he's back.

Picture of Tarkan too.


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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by DJBlu » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:41 pm

Elmander , oh , Elmander oh, Your keeper's playing shite? he'll make him look alright. Elmander oooh

could use

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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:47 pm

YES!

He's back!

Please stay. Have patients with Liver. Basterds!!!!!!!!
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Re: Johan Elmander Song

Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:17 pm

Hayri, do you think Elmander is also Sampions Lig?
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