The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by jaffka » Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:08 pm

He's our new greatest player ever now though.

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:47 pm

boltonboris wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Jutkiethingy is a Southampton lad........ Sounds Polish, aye. But isn't
Aye, he has a Polish grandad and wants to play for Poland apparently.
Best of luck with that, he couldn't even get in Middlesbrough's team.
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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:15 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Jutkiethingy is a Southampton lad........ Sounds Polish, aye. But isn't
Aye, he has a Polish grandad and wants to play for Poland apparently.
Best of luck with that, he couldn't even get in Middlesbrough's team.
:lol:
Nowt to go by. Three of the current Polish squad play for Southhampton, Brighton and Notts.
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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by TonyDomingos » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:53 pm

This has got 1-1 written all over it. Dunno who'll get our one. Lonergan?
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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:06 am

TonyDomingos wrote:This has got 1-1 written all over it. Dunno who'll get our one. Lonergan?
No, no. There'll be so many goals you'll need an abacus to keep score. :wink:
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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by DJBlu » Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:22 am

We'll win 3-1

It'll be cock all to do with Dougie's tactics. And it will be a shit 3-1. i.e. we'll either be 1 up and get pegged back or be 1 down and come back, getting the 3rd in the 87-90 minute after 15 minutes of Bournemouth pressure.

Oh and they'll get a penalty.

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:59 am

I almost can't be arsed making the journey today, but then I've always been a sucker fir punishment. The train and a couple of numbing pints first I think.
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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:00 am

Bolton have a shit defence and no strikers. And a prick for a manager.

Anything but an embarrassing defeat will be a miracle.
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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:02 am

Although to be fair, we've not been beaten at home in the league since the 3rd December.
But realistically that just means we're long overdue a home tonking.
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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by jaffka » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:19 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Bolton have a shit defence and no strikers. And a prick for a manager.

Anything but an embarrassing defeat will be a miracle.
Our midfield is ace though, we will stuff em 4-1.

It will be just like watching the 1970's Holland international team.

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:34 am

jaffka wrote:Our midfield is ace though, we will stuff em 4-1.

It will be just like watching the 1970's Holland international team.
Fair play. Our midfield is ace.
If only Dougie could perfect the elusive 0-10-0 formation we'd be the champions of Europe within three years.
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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by jaffka » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:38 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
jaffka wrote:Our midfield is ace though, we will stuff em 4-1.

It will be just like watching the 1970's Holland international team.
Fair play. Our midfield is ace.
If only Dougie could perfect the elusive 0-10-0 formation we'd be the champions of Europe within three years.
:oyea:

Come on Duggie you can do it :pissed: t

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by TKIZ! » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:43 am

My little nephew is going to be one of today's mascots. I've been given a free ticket. This has defeat written all over it
Pfffft.

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by TKIZ! » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:07 am

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/wa ... s/10996786._/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?
Pfffft.

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:50 am

Smacks a bit of a silly statement. You just can't fulfil pronises or statements like that. It won't be either the fans, or him, but the players who'll change our fortunes. Every week we have a a chapter of "if only" items trotted out when the reality comes back to a simple "it's goals that count" truth. If we scored the goals we miss (Reading apart) we lose by an odd one. Score some of the chances we make and we wouldn't be where we are. No point harping on about single defensive errors costing us; if we scored our chances that wouldn't be a major issue. One of the daftest games ever in terms of " best team" was the debacle against City when they battered us , rattled every foot of our goalposts.....and lost to a last minute penalty courtesy of Richard Dunne. The statistics matterd not a damn. We won and got the three points, something we just aren't doing. Get the ball in the net and the rest is immaterial.
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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by Jugs » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:09 pm

I'll be amazed if we see Moritz in the starting line-up. But Dougie never ceases to amaze me.

Matt Ritchie will be dangerous for them.

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by jaffka » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:14 pm

We need to win this and Duggie should go four, four, f**king two.

Get them pegged back and worried from the start.

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by DJBlu » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:19 pm

@jaffka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lvL4Bzyumg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by jaffka » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:27 pm

DJBlu wrote:@jaffka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lvL4Bzyumg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:lol:

You got it in one :wink:

Basically he needs to stop being so clever and get back to basics. Get the basics right.

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Re: The Bourne(mouth) Ultimatum

Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:42 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Smacks a bit of a silly statement. You just can't fulfil pronises or statements like that. It won't be either the fans, or him, but the players who'll change our fortunes. Every week we have a a chapter of "if only" items trotted out when the reality comes back to a simple "it's goals that count" truth. If we scored the goals we miss (Reading apart) we lose by an odd one. Score some of the chances we make and we wouldn't be where we are. No point harping on about single defensive errors costing us; if we scored our chances that wouldn't be a major issue. One of the daftest games ever in terms of " best team" was the debacle against City when they battered us , rattled every foot of our goalposts.....and lost to a last minute penalty courtesy of Richard Dunne. The statistics matterd not a damn. We won and got the three points, something we just aren't doing. Get the ball in the net and the rest is immaterial.
Dougie didn't write the headline. What in his actual quotes is a promise that can't be fulfilled?

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