It's A God-awful Small Affair... (H) MK Dons 23/01/16

[TANGODANCER]

Been a while since Sir Vinnie led the Wombles out to battle with us. New club, new name, new ground and only 56 miles away from the old one. Estimate of 300 bravehearts supporting them.All aboard the Skylark and away we go.....

Throw them and then Mark Davies does a rugby and gives them a free. Now a throw and the goal machine is the first one to get mentioned twice. Siva block, they come again, Moxey sallies forth and...they get a throw.

[TANGODANCER]

Mic men have a chat about this and that then some to and fro before Feeney loses out to a throw. And....some more chat then...a soft volley from the visitors lets Amos whack one, then has to come again. Now we have a throw...exciting this isn't it......oh, and now Holding charges forth and beats a couple before getting a free kick for us thirty out. And.....Moxey and....they part clear to Feeney...and.......1-0 to us.......Holding header

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

GET IN BOBBY HOLDING!

[TANGODANCER]

Madine headed a Feeney cross onto the bar and Holding poppeed it back in. Ex Wombles moaning about keeper fouls, but it's 1-0 us anyway...

[TANGODANCER]

And now....they come and a cross is cleared to Madine. Throw them...They come forth and gift us a goal kick. Moxey and Madine clear, then Dervite, then Trotter's cross comes right back and they win a free kick from said Trotter. Now a bit of a hold you breath time, but Amos grabs and clears. Some ping and pong before they charge, we reclaim and Silva goes. We get it back from their clearance and it fizzles out. A poor clearance gives them a throw before Trotter has a dabble forward and mic man gets on about his favourite topic...Bury...MK get a throw. Now Feeney and Pratley have a visit and mic men have another chat ang give us another pointless score from afar. Holding slid in on a vistor and mic men reckon he was lucky to get away as they get a corner, bang in a header and hit our bar before going over.

[TANGODANCER]

Let off there for us, thanks Joe Walsh, more scores then.....then...they sally forth again and then some more chat and....and.....some more chat and....Vela clears, they come back and Pratley give a free away. We press and then press some more. Madine doesn't get a free, then Feeney sallies and a bit of passing before Silva comes in and....Moxey hits the firast man. Moxey, Silva....now Holding.....Madine wins a throw. Holding getting all the good words. Moxey, long throw and.....and...cleared. Holding again and....Moxey and Davies hits a er, rather wide one. We go again, Feeney, Davies, Feeney....Silva and.....and....it's easily cleared.

[TANGODANCER]

They clear via the keeper and...set off, Holding clears. Now Vela clears for a corner to them. And.....in it comes and....cleared....and Pratley goes with an outside of boot long ball and Feeney....almost get away. Holding getting the good words again. Throw us, Moxey, Vela a bad slider before Williams sportingly stays on his feet when he could maybe have got a pen. We give away another free kick, mic man thinks the ref is not our friend and they now have a free thirty out. And.....and.....some scores from mic man and.......and......and...it hits Silva and rebounds. Walsh comes forth but we have a goalkick.

[TANGODANCER]

Davies comes, Walsh clears, we get a throw and Anthony Axford is good for wood, and we are good for giving away free kicks it seems. Another and....Trotter heads clear, throw them, Walsh comes forth, Church appeals for a fre kick, gets refused then the crowd hit the boos as he gives M.K yet another free kick. 8-2 is the ration, we're told. Cleared for a corner by Holding now and.......and.....cleared by Silva for another corner. Moxey heads clear, they sally again and....Amos grabs it.

[TANGODANCER]

50-41 possession in MK's favour...Pratley, Feeney, Madine and.....we get a corner after good play by Silva. And....Feeney and.....ooohhhh, cleared off the line from Madine's header. Good attack from us there and ...after a bit of mither, we go again, the machine.....Silva.....and a good save from the keeper. Another corner us....and.....and...Dervite goes down to no avail. They come, we clear, Pratley wins a throw......no, he doesn't mic man (and Neilk Lennon) going ape at the ref who now gives them a free kick. And.....Amos doesn't get it but they head one over....goal kick to ironic cheers.

[TANGODANCER]

And now, Trotter, Pratley, Feeney and they clear. Throw them now and Walsh fires one forth. Dervite give a less than perfect back pass, Amos clears and ....oh, the liner gives them offside. Referee (Kevin Wright) not our friend says mic man as they get another. They come and.....we get a goal kick. Another goal now and we could go in at the break and......ohhh, Silva lashed one and the keeper gives away a corner. Feeney and....keeper missed it bu they clear. Davies, Trotter, Feeney......cleared...Vela, Dervite, Moxey, Silva and.......it's 2-0.....Pratleeeeee

[TANGODANCER]

Every body claiming a pen for a foul on Mark Davies but Pratley just lashed one home....PRATLEEEEEE 2-0.

[thebish]

s'easy this football lark!

[LeverEnd]

Get in! That's more like it. Now push for another because you never know with this lot.

[LeverEnd]

Is that 3 in 4 for Pratley? Is he making himself useful at last?

[Little Green Man]

Dazzling Darren is back. COYW!

[CrazyHorse]

Is that 3 in 4 for Pratley? Is he making himself useful at last?

#shopwindow

[TANGODANCER]

MADINE, FEENEY, PRATLEY.....AND WE GET ANOTHER CORNER..And that man Pratley heads one just over as half time approaches. Their boss man stillattacking (verbally) the fourth official and...Feeney hits one well over after Mark Davies fed him well. Oner min extra announced and....they have a sally that ends back with their keeper. Mic men enthusing about the Whites and......Silva......has a real charge and the ref gives them another free. Half time..2-0 Whites..

[jmjhb]

3 in 5 for Pratters

[TANGODANCER]

Superb opening half says mic man as I go off for a brew....

[thebish]

cheers tango!