The Great Elland Road Swindle -Leeds away 5/3/16

[TKIZ!]

And in other news the sun will rise, we need oxygen to breathe and Donald Trump is a donut

[TANGODANCER]

So then. We seem to love falling into holes however well w're playing. Mic man claims we are playing well, but we simply aren't scoring. Real nearly men we are....anyway, it ends here. We will equalise and then take the game. Part two of the Red rose assault on Leeds begins...I just realise what the problem is...I forgot to post COME ON YOU WHITES...

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Bamber replaces Cooper as the all-blacks (us) set the wheels in motion. Holding clears, we get a free kick for a clip on Clough. We have a bit of a sally and then....mic man thought we had a free kick but Madine was offside. Now then, that Godfather chap, Antonucci gets a mention then Pratley wins a free kick. And......ohhh they clear well and we have to go again. Feeney and....a corner. Now is the hour.....and.....Feeney and.....and....keeper punches, Vela, Davies, and....Feeney and.....Holding can't reach and and the keeper can. We are certainly sounding to be trying and going at em. They have a visit now and some to and fro and Vela clears to Cloch now Madine....and a corner again to us. Dons score. Feeney and.....ohhhh Deryck has a snap shot over. Again we come and....Pratley loses out and the keeper clears to Moxey. Now they recover it and.....we go....Feeney again and....a throw us. Mic man talks of Silva as we send a long one in--no we don't we throw short and are offside.

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Clough, Feeney, they clear. We come again and Davies wins a free kick again. Moxey, corner us. And.....and....and...keeper slaps it clear. Now mic men have a chat about this abd that then...Pratley. Madine, throw us. Spearing, Davies, some mither about nowt then...they break and Davies goes and.....his pass is deflected and the Corleoni character sallies again. Holding heads clear and we now end up with a goal kick. They come again and...Spearing gives away a corner. And......Spearing does well and....part cleared. Clough, Holding....good attempt but it's a throw. They come again and.....and.....we get a goal kick. Time to score now lads if you don't mind. Not important who gets it. Trotter warms up and Pratley gives a free kick away. And.....Antonucci and Belucci have a bit of Spaghetti Boulognese befor we win a free. They save our sally and Antonucci...makes it 2-0/

[Jugs]

Lennon is a tool.

Get Danns on then, ya crackling.

[TANGODANCER]

A fast player beats the offside trap, that's unusual. Now we're really looking at Div One. Can we at least salvage a bit of pride and get something. They're shooting from anywhere. Feeney then....some negative mithering from micmen and talk of warming up and.....Rachubja wallops and we get a throw. Come on....Feeney and....Clough and...Davies and Vela and......a goal kick them. 24 to go and......Moxey and Feeney and.....they clear. Davies gives them a free kick, well they need it as Trotter and Wollery replace Pratley and....???

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Round about now the heroes rally and charge the drawbridge. They come again and....we have a goal kick. Vela was the other sub and now Feeney seems to be at right back says micman. Spearing and..Woolery goes twice and.....Bamber clears well for a goal kick. COME ON WHITES.........COME ON.....Trotter wins a free kicj=k and...Deryck, cleared...... Now they break and...Deryk does well. Clough and Woolery go but the homers clear...

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Vela is the other substitutee. Presumably Feeney at right back. Or play without one. Or sit down in the centre circle making daisy chains, we might as well.

[TANGODANCER]

We come again and.....Spearing, Davies, Clough......Moxey and.....2-1 WOOLERY....

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

If only we had had Woolery available before. Oh, we did. But now he's scored, so that's him in purgatory for a month.

[TANGODANCER]

Good crossfield ball and Moxey crossed one for Woolery to knock it home. COME ON THE REAL WHITES.......
Goalkick us and...and....Spearing, Woolery again and......wins a corner. And.......and.......Feeney and......and....they clear and that mafia man hacks clear. Moxey, Woolery, Spearing Clough and.........oooohhhh just wide. COEM ON.

[Dr Hotdog]

I know a lot can change in a game, but as it stand Rotherham, MK Dons & Charlton are all winning

[Nicko58]

Dobbie comes on but Silva remains on the bench. Blimey.

[TANGODANCER]

Dallass? appears for the homers and they charge. Feeney does well and.....Carriol...or summat? for their last sub with fifteen to go. Now then,....some mither about owt and nowt and then...COME ON BOLTON. Corner them and Dobbie arrives. Trotter gets the corner clear but they get another. Come on lads, just one goal an then....they press and Moxey sets Feeney off. Moxey down as we set forth. Woolery wins another corner.

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Dallass? appears for the homers and they charge. Feeney does well and.....Carriol...or summat? for their last sub with fifteen to go. Now then,....some mither about owt and nowt and then...COME ON BOLTON. Corner them and Dobbie arrives. Trotter gets the corner clear but they get another. Come on lads, just one goal an then....they press and Moxey sets Feeney off. Moxey down as we set forth. Woolery wins another corner.

[Jugs]

Silva signed a new contract with Arsenal in the summer, and he's clearly got the capabilities to change games. Lennon can feck off!

(Unless Dobbie scores)

[Dr Hotdog]

Dobbie came on for Clough. Seems legit #Neillennon

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Now lads, enough is enough. Get in there and get scored. Woolery, and Madine and......ohhhh Trotter's attempt is scrambled clear. Clouh leaves for Dobbie......and......Spearing and.....Woolery and....Dobbie and.....we're doing everything but score....Woolery and.....no support. Throw them and.....bollox to all the others, get a gaol Whites. Six minutes.....Deryk, they clear via Dallas a bit of possession and they win a corner. And the ref says get on with it and.......goal kick us.....Woolery, throw, Trotter, Feeney, they clear and....we get a throw. Come on ......and that Italian duo have a go as they come at us. Get it forth.....and....they still have it.....and now they don.t....and then they do. It's all about us it seems, but we still haven't scored....and then Feeney.....loses out. Mic man mithering about scores then we go. Spearing, Deryck, Feeney and.....they head part clear. Deryck, Feeney and.....Taylor clears for a throw them. Belucci time wasting but five minutes added.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Five ! COYWM

[TANGODANCER]

We lose it then win it back and....Dobbie sends one way wide. They take their time with the goal kick and mic man rambles on about this and that and.......Moxey...gives away a free kick...stupidly, says mic man.....COME ON WHITES.....I still believe in you....Feeeny and.....wins a free kick and....and.....and.....and....Holding heads wide. Dons win and we feel sick. Come on.......They visit and Deryk has to be on his toes to clear. Now, now......now......and we get a lst goal kick. Big wallop, them, us.....and that's it. Another loss and not a cigar in sight. 2-1 the homers.