TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

BBC: Everton, Blackburn and QPR have made bids to sign Manchester City defender Nedum Onuoha, according to his representative Kia Joorabchian.

[Lord Kangana]

Ah. Joorabchian.

[BWFC_Insane]

Blackburn also supposed to be close on Onuoha, contrary to what Nixon said.

The oracle showing again he's about as ITK as Jeremy Beadle..

Does Coyle manage Blackburn now?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Hull want to terminate the contract of Jimmy Bulla... oh hang on we're a bit late there.

[Tals-biggest-fan]

Liverpool site has a story about us getting Ngog

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/media-wa ... oin-bolton" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[BWFC_Insane]

Liverpool site has a story about us getting Ngog

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/media-wa ... oin-bolton" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That's a gossip section on the site, they just reprint whats in the media. Not official or owt!

[Wandering Willy]

West Ham have expressed an interest but it is thought that N'Gog will not join the Hammers until Bolton have finished with him.

[Worthy4England]

For the FINAL time Liverpool aren't buying Gary Cahill.

Is that a promise?

I'm trying to recall how many times over the last few transfer windows, BWFCI has had to exhibit his anal sphincter in the locality of the Town Hall.

I think it is probably a large enough amount that Opta will have stats on it. Do you still have contacts in Opta you could ask DSB?

[BWFC_Insane]

For the FINAL time Liverpool aren't buying Gary Cahill.

Is that a promise?

I'm trying to recall how many times over the last few transfer windows, BWFCI has had to exhibit his anal sphincter in the locality of the Town Hall.

I think it is probably a large enough amount that Opta will have stats on it. Do you still have contacts in Opta you could ask DSB?

Grrrrrrrr! I believe Ive only offered once.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Me and OptaJoe, we're best mates

Even brought out an app together

[BWFC_Insane]

Me and OptaJoe, we're best mates

Even brought out an app together

Just got that it's amazing! So much detail!

[Worthy4England]

Me and OptaJoe, we're best mates

Even brought out an app together

Just got that it's amazing! So much detail!

They just need ot for WebOS now...

[BWFC_Insane]

Me and OptaJoe, we're best mates

Even brought out an app together

Just got that it's amazing! So much detail!

They just need ot for WebOS now...

Aye then you too can prove that Zat Knight can't pass for toffee!

[TKIZ!]

Ah. Joorabchian.

Native American for a Whale's vagina.


Sorry too much watching of Anchorman

[Bruce Rioja]

Me and OptaJoe, we're best mates

Even brought out an app together

£2.49? £2.49? You're out of your mind. You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and you can feck off whilst you're doing it!

[BWFC_Insane]

Me and OptaJoe, we're best mates

Even brought out an app together

£2.49? £2.49? You're out of your mind. You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and you can feck off whilst you're doing it!

Pretty cheap for all that data and the work behind it!

[Prufrock]

BWFCi,

DSB, Owen Coyle and Alax Nixon? Snog, marry, or infiltrate (wink)?

[Lofthouse Lower]

DAVID N’Gog’s much-anticipated move to Wanderers should click into gear by the end of this week.

Sources on Merseyside suggest the Reds are preparing a bid for Sochaux’s Ryad Boudebouz, which would then pave the way for Owen Coyle to open talks with the £4million-rated Frenchman.

The Whites have chased N’Gog for a month, having dropped their interest in Jeffren Suarez, and have seen two previous offers turned down.

Their most recent bid – which is thought to include a handful of add-ons depending on his success – has been on the table for a fortnight.

But with Kenny Dalglish keen to avoid leaving himself short, the deal has remained on hiatus until director of football Damien Commolli searched for a successor.

That job is set to go to Algeria international Boudebouz, who is available at €7m, or around £6.1m.

While N’Gog is keen on a move to Wanderers, the issue of personal terms is potentially another tricky hurdle.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Yesterday's news.

[Lord Kangana]

I can't see us getting him before the Liverpool game. If we're going to get him.