TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[Sponge]

I'm telling you, we won't sign anyone. We will have tried, though, and it's the trying that counts.

[officer_dibble]

Gonna be a busy day tomorrow! At least i hope so!

that awful 'go with what we've got' phrase is looming....

[Riviman]

Gonna be a busy day tomorrow! At least i hope so!

that awful 'go with what we've got' phrase is looming....

Followed by the "it's like having signed a new player " when Holden returns !!

[BL3]

A Bolton fan just tweeted Nixon that he thouht we were supposed to be signing NGog today.

The response was 'Supposed is a very good word'. I fear my early suspicions may be confirmed!

I can't believe people are still quoting that cock Nixon.

[Tombwfc]

Anyway, a loan from Chelsea is a decent shout, given they have about a dozen forwards. I'm sure we'll go back to beg again for Sturridge at some point tommorow, but Kakuta might be more realistic.

he went on loan to fulham at the last january window. is there a reason he only made 7 appearances?

He's probably not very good, I haven't seen enough of him. But he is a winger who we could get and who would be cheap. He'd at least be a body on the bench.

Would be shocked if we went for it though, not least because we're nothing if not persistent/unimaginative with our transfer targets, and I think we'll leave the door open to try again for Sturridge in January.

[thebish]

ok - anelkakakakakakakaaaaaa then!

I read earlier that he's possibly off to Real Betty's on a free.

Get in there, Coyley.

maybe... just maybe.... he's the awesome top striker from a wet-your-panties big club that Nixon has been dangling in front of blackburn fans all day... he has persisted in his "shhh-don't-tell" routine that they have an exciting striker signing in the balance...

[officer_dibble]

Would that (kakutaloan)preclude Sturridge though (as academic as it is as i agree its doubtful) as i thought it was only long term loans you couldnt make from the same clubs.

in reply to tom-bish nipped in there!

[thebish]

Would thst preclude Sturridge though (as academic as it is as i agree its doubtful) as i thought it was only long term loans you couldnt make from the same clubs.

not if he's available on a free! (cough - wages - cough)

[TKIZ!]

Nixon is apparently blocking any further questions on N'Gog for 'professional reasons'. I imagine the deal is almost done...

As an aside what's old alan going to do with his twitter when this window closes!

the january window isn't far off - and TKIZ is already planning a thread to end all threads!

If TKIZ opens a January transfer thread will one of the Mods lock it please. This is all his fault.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[TKIZ!]

According to The Oracle, Dingles tried to loan N'Gog and it's been rejected. Do you reckon something else is holding it up?

[BWFC_Insane]

According to The Oracle, Dingles tried to loan N'Gog and it's been rejected. Do you reckon something else is holding it up?

Iles is hinting that it may be the same issue Sunderland had, personal terms. If they couldn't agree them guess it makes sense we couldn't.

[TKIZ!]

This is what gets me about the modern footballer, if he's not getting a game at Bindippers surely he would just low his wage demands to play football?

[BWFC_Insane]

This is what gets me about the modern footballer, if he's not getting a game at Bindippers surely he would just low his wage demands to play football?

Might not be that at all like. Who knows. Sounds like we've fooked up a bit though!

[TKIZ!]

I hope we haven't though BWFCi, I doubt at this late stage OC has a back up plan

Jerome might be on his way to Leicester. Bullet definitely dodged

[CrazyHorse]

This is what gets me about the modern footballer, if he's not getting a game at Bindippers surely he would just low his wage demands to play football?

I dunno. I've previously been paid to basically sit around with my thumb up my arse. As boring as it was, I'd not have taken a pay cut to actually do some work.

[BWFC_Insane]

I hope we haven't though BWFCi, I doubt at this late stage OC has a back up plan

Jerome might be on his way to Leicester. Bullet definitely dodged

Where is that from? I'd probably take Jerome as an additional option over the zero backup we have now!

[thebish]

This is what gets me about the modern footballer, if he's not getting a game at Bindippers surely he would just low his wage demands to play football?

I dunno. I've previously been paid to basically sit around with my thumb up my arse. As boring as it was, I'd not have taken a pay cut to actually do some work.

some kind of kinky internet porn site??

[CrazyHorse]

Something like that.....

[TKIZ!]

I hope we haven't though BWFCi, I doubt at this late stage OC has a back up plan

Jerome might be on his way to Leicester. Bullet definitely dodged

Where is that from? I'd probably take Jerome as an additional option over the zero backup we have now!

Tis only from the Oracle, might not be true but some fella asked if we were interested and he just put Leicester

[BWFC_Insane]

I hope we haven't though BWFCi, I doubt at this late stage OC has a back up plan

Jerome might be on his way to Leicester. Bullet definitely dodged

Where is that from? I'd probably take Jerome as an additional option over the zero backup we have now!

Tis only from the Oracle, might not be true but some fella asked if we were interested and he just put Leicester

Oh right, I can hear the we are keeping our powder dry statement being prepared already!