Do Your Bit.

Andy Waller · Post by **Andy Waller** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:08 pm

perthwhite wrote:
Salford Trotter wrote:
perthwhite wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
perthwhite wrote:got a weird ritual to bring us good luck. i alway message a bird i nobbed up the local golf course (converted her to bolton, she was a rangers fan) and get her to predict the score. shes not been wrong about our winning scorelines yet

I'm confused. Is that a euphamism?
Not a euphemism, no. Still ended up in the rough though
Surely it was a birdie? Hole in one perhaps??
im not PUTTING up with this

Is she a big fan of Eagles?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:17 pm

Shanks in the rough? Know em very well.

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:30 pm

perthwhite wrote:
Salford Trotter wrote:
perthwhite wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
perthwhite wrote:got a weird ritual to bring us good luck. i alway message a bird i nobbed up the local golf course (converted her to bolton, she was a rangers fan) and get her to predict the score. shes not been wrong about our winning scorelines yet

I'm confused. Is that a euphamism?
Not a euphemism, no. Still ended up in the rough though
Surely it was a birdie? Hole in one perhaps??
im not PUTTING up with this

Was her surname Ross? Dad called Albert?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:21 pm

How was the FOREplay?

Salford Trotter · Post by **Salford Trotter** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:47 pm

boltonboris wrote:How was the FOREplay?

Not great apparently, she was a little green behind the ears

I'll get my coat.........................

perthwhite · Post by **perthwhite** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:08 am

Salford Trotter wrote:
boltonboris wrote:How was the FOREplay?
Not great apparently, she was a little green behind the ears

I'll get my coat.........................

haha i liked that one!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:55 am

Disaster! I can't remember which scruds I had on when we beat Villa. I planned to wear exactly the same lucky, lucky stuff. We'll get beat on Wednesday now and it'll be all my fault for having incorrect Bill Grundy's on!

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:57 am

I thought you said they were the pink lacy ones with the matching peep-hole bra?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:21 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:I thought you said they were the pink lacy ones with the matching peep-hole bra?

No, they're banned from football after Wigan at home. But, if I bump into you in Morrison's.............

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:28 pm

Please, if we do...don't open your raincoat and prove it

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:30 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Please, if we do...don't open your raincoat and prove it

Oh there'll be no raincoat involved

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:01 pm

The lucky radio came to the rescue on Saturday.

Listening with the boy blunder we went 1-0 up. We then had to leave the house to take little 'un swimming and get our haircuts.

We were out of the house for about 30mins.

Mad sprint back to the house at 1-2 to turn it back on for SKD to bag the equaliser about a minute later.

If only we'd have kept it on for the full 90 (plus the 10mins either side) Sunderland wouldn't have scored, Klasnic would have and we'd be sleeping a bit easier.

Sorry folks. My fault.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:03 pm

You took the kid swimming and both of you got haircuts and were back in the house in thirty minutes? Kinell, that is.........fast.....

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:07 pm

I know, usually takes 30 minutes to take wet trunks off.

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:14 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:I know, usually takes 30 minutes to take wet trunks off.

Except your daughter is deprived and never gets taken swimming - so how would you know?!

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:15 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:You took the kid swimming and both of you got haircuts and were back in the house in thirty minutes? Kinell, that is.........fast.....

We don't muck about in our house.

No, the gym is at the top of our street. Mrs Coffeymagic takes little 'un for her swimming lesson me and big yin into the barbers bit. My 'hair' takes about 10 mins, his a little longer and then it's a sprint back down the street to the radio.

Hope this helps.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:26 pm

coffeymagic wrote: We don't muck about in our house.

My 'hair' takes about 10 mins, his a little longer and then it's a sprint back down the street to the radio.

Hope this helps.

Well, I did once work with a bloke who claimed he could see the bus leaving the terminus at the top of Halliwell as he was going in the barbers, get his hair cut and still be out in time to catch it.

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:37 pm

To me that's the only selling point that Weetabix have.

On the adverts they show you people covering their 'taste' with all sorts; fruit, yoghurt, bitumen...

What they should be saying is '..look, these things taste like cardboard shoe insoles but at least they're quick to eat.

Then cut to someone looking out of their window (up Halliwell Rd's fine). They're an upwardly mobile young couple. he probably wears a tie, she can probably drive a car.

'Hurry up the bus is coming!' he shouts,
'feck* owld on - I'm fecking starvin''

Two minutes later they're both at the bus stop.

You can make the point further by showing him 'feeling hungry' while she's wiping solidified blobs of Weetabix off her jacket.

They should have never got rid of those 'Skinhead' Weetabix.
What were we talking about.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:43 pm

coffeymagic wrote: They should have never got rid of those 'Skinhead' Weetabix.
What were we talking about.

No idea. Mind you, the Halliwell haircut bloke did look like a Prussian private who'd tangled with a chain saw, so...

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:47 pm

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