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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by thebish » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:31 pm

8)

you have farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr too much time on your hands! :D

is your scenario worth a little flutter, do you think??

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Dartisan » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:37 pm

jonnybwfc wrote:
Dartisan wrote:It could well prove to be the biggest game of the season, but to put a pessimistic hat on I think the last 2 weeks of April might remain the deciders regarding any slim play-off hopes regardless of this result:

Leicester v Bolton Tue 16 Apr
Bolton v Middlesbrough Sat 20 Apr
Cardiff v Bolton Sat 27 Apr
Hopefully, Cardiff are already promoted by that time, and play the U15's ... we'd still struggle mind.
Good point, perhaps they'll be on holiday by then... literally would be nice.
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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Dartisan » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:40 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
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Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:The excited (and, conversely, the bored) may be pleased to know the BBC's Predictor thing still exists. See if you can rig the results to get not just Bolton relegated but Mighty Mick's Ipswich into the play-offs.
I GOT US PROMOTED AS CHAMPIONS and Blackburn relegated :D
I got a bit bored and had a little experiment: Ipswich win every game 9-0, Bolton lose every game 9-0, every other game is won 9-0 by the team who's lowest in the table. (I didn't say it had to make sense.)

In this bizarre fantasy world, Bolton fall into the drop zone the week after Easter - fickle, is football - and Ipswich's inexorable rise up the league sees them into the play-offs a week later. Because the teams below them are usually also losing, Cardiff stay top until the third-last weekend of the season - but just when all seems lost, they face hapless Bolton.

Brighton and Palace soon fall out of the play-offs but Leicester sit tight. Barnsley surprise themselves by tiptoeing into the top six with a game left but are kept out by a last-day loss at Huddersfield, replaced by Hull (who beat Cardiff).

By late April, Leeds somehow manage to freefall into the drop zone, presumably by only playing teams below them (and mighty Ipswich); Peterborough claw clear but then lose to Sheffield Wednesday, a result that also relegates Bolton with two games to spare. In history's tensest relegation battle, eight teams go into the last day with a chance of relegation. Birmingham, second-bottom at kick-off, beat Blackburn to relegate Rovers – but Peterborough's win at mid-table Palace means Birmingham go down anyway.

Despite a collapse remarkable even by their standards, Cardiff are champions by a point from Leicester, who manage to stay a point clear of Ipswich – but the Tractor Boys beat Hull in the Play-Off Final. Mick McCarthy is given the freedom of Suffolk but politely refuses – "There's nothing to see, no 'ills nor nowt" – while Bolton make history by becoming the first team to replace their manager with a postcode.
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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by mrkint » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:52 pm

Dartisan wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
si2008 wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:The excited (and, conversely, the bored) may be pleased to know the BBC's Predictor thing still exists. See if you can rig the results to get not just Bolton relegated but Mighty Mick's Ipswich into the play-offs.
I GOT US PROMOTED AS CHAMPIONS and Blackburn relegated :D
I got a bit bored and had a little experiment: Ipswich win every game 9-0, Bolton lose every game 9-0, every other game is won 9-0 by the team who's lowest in the table. (I didn't say it had to make sense.)

In this bizarre fantasy world, Bolton fall into the drop zone the week after Easter - fickle, is football - and Ipswich's inexorable rise up the league sees them into the play-offs a week later. Because the teams below them are usually also losing, Cardiff stay top until the third-last weekend of the season - but just when all seems lost, they face hapless Bolton.

Brighton and Palace soon fall out of the play-offs but Leicester sit tight. Barnsley surprise themselves by tiptoeing into the top six with a game left but are kept out by a last-day loss at Huddersfield, replaced by Hull (who beat Cardiff).

By late April, Leeds somehow manage to freefall into the drop zone, presumably by only playing teams below them (and mighty Ipswich); Peterborough claw clear but then lose to Sheffield Wednesday, a result that also relegates Bolton with two games to spare. In history's tensest relegation battle, eight teams go into the last day with a chance of relegation. Birmingham, second-bottom at kick-off, beat Blackburn to relegate Rovers – but Peterborough's win at mid-table Palace means Birmingham go down anyway.

Despite a collapse remarkable even by their standards, Cardiff are champions by a point from Leicester, who manage to stay a point clear of Ipswich – but the Tractor Boys beat Hull in the Play-Off Final. Mick McCarthy is given the freedom of Suffolk but politely refuses – "There's nothing to see, no 'ills nor nowt" – while Bolton make history by becoming the first team to replace their manager with a postcode.
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Quite. But is that as the table stands or as it is affected each round of fixtures by the nine-nils?

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Dartisan » Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:09 pm

In other news: a certain betting site have the odds for Saturday as follows currently:

Brighton Win: 11/5
Draw: 23/10
Bolton Win: 6/5

...hold me, I'm scared.
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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:01 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
si2008 wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:The excited (and, conversely, the bored) may be pleased to know the BBC's Predictor thing still exists. See if you can rig the results to get not just Bolton relegated but Mighty Mick's Ipswich into the play-offs.
I GOT US PROMOTED AS CHAMPIONS and Blackburn relegated :D
I got a bit bored and had a little experiment: Ipswich win every game 9-0, Bolton lose every game 9-0, every other game is won 9-0 by the team who's lowest in the table. (I didn't say it had to make sense.)
Knight's still getting picked then, I see.
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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by BWFC90 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:56 am

BN says we're after Jeff Schlupp from Leicester if his move to United falls through. Not sure what he's like though.

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Sponge » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:12 am

BWFC90 wrote:BN says we're after Jeff Schlupp from Leicester if his move to United falls through. Not sure what he's like though.

Rubbish name = shit player.

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:14 am

He's a striker / left back....

Henrik Pedersen !

(similar goal ratio too!)

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by david lee's bald patch » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:05 am

Hang on - if his move to United collapses there won't be any other teams in the premier league would have a punt on him before he'd choose to come to us??

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Dartisan » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:10 am

david lee's bald patch wrote:Hang on - if his move to United collapses there won't be any other teams in the premier league would have a punt on him before he'd choose to come to us??
Apparently he loves a good black pudding barm cake so only has eyes on a move to the North-West.....? :conf:
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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:36 am

mrkint wrote:
Dartisan wrote:Best. Predictor Use. Ever.
Quite. But is that as the table stands or as it is affected each round of fixtures by the nine-nils?
Round-by-round. It did make me larf as I did it. I'm a simple soul.

There was a serious point though - long way to go yet.

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:41 am

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mrkint wrote:
Dartisan wrote:Best. Predictor Use. Ever.
Quite. But is that as the table stands or as it is affected each round of fixtures by the nine-nils?
Round-by-round. It did make me larf as I did it. I'm a simple soul.

There was a serious point though - long way to go yet.
...especially if we start losing 9-0
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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:44 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:There was a serious point though - long way to go yet.
...especially if we start losing 9-0
Well, quite.

Sadly today's looking busier but now I'm intrigued how things would end up if the higher-placed team always won - ie it went to "form", if you define form as being over the season. In the main it would simply exacerbate existing positions, but it might also show who's got the most six-pointers...

Or maybe not.

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:46 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:There was a serious point though - long way to go yet.
...especially if we start losing 9-0
Well, quite.

Sadly today's looking busier but now I'm intrigued how things would end up if the higher-placed team always won - ie it went to "form", if you define form as being over the season. In the main it would simply exacerbate existing positions, but it might also show who's got the most six-pointers...

Or maybe not.
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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Dartisan » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:20 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:There was a serious point though - long way to go yet.
...especially if we start losing 9-0
Well, quite.

Sadly today's looking busier but now I'm intrigued how things would end up if the higher-placed team always won - ie it went to "form", if you define form as being over the season. In the main it would simply exacerbate existing positions, but it might also show who's got the most six-pointers...

Or maybe not.
I did this yesterday, but with a twist of having a draw whenever a team face a team 3 or less places away from them in the table (I've not saved the results unfortunately). 2-1 results all round excluding the 1-1's for draws.

We fell short by 4 points (we had a number of draws though, including Saturdays of course). 'Boro did surprisingly well though & took 6th.
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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by ChrisC » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:52 am

Upson plays for this lot now :lol: if Davo does play it should be a fun.

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by thebish » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:04 pm

ChrisC wrote:Upson plays for this lot now :lol: if Davo does play it should be a fun.

oh yes!! KD in!!! 8)

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Beefheart » Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:06 pm

Can't really see the logic in playing, on current form, our 4th best striker just because the other team have a really crap defender. Yes, SKD has always done well against Upson but I can only see our other strikers exploiting that crapness even more than SKD would.

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Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:04 pm

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