Which muppet can we appoint next?
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Re: Which muppet can we appoint next?
It'll probably cost us the same amount as we save to undergo consultany. The club accountant and HR could probably achieve the same end at a fraction of the cost.
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The statement said "a consultation process". Nothing to suggest any external consultancy is being used. That is merely the formal term for the period where the business "consults" it's staff and at the end of it puts the ones it wants to let go on notice.Lord Kangana wrote:It'll probably cost us the same amount as we save to undergo consultany. The club accountant and HR could probably achieve the same end at a fraction of the cost.
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Re: Which muppet can we appoint next?
Misinformation earlier. The club are still taking booking for June half term and longer training sessions in 12 week blocks.malcd1 wrote:BWFC do an awful lot of work 'in the community'. They have qualified trainers (in addition to the BWFC football teams coaching staff) who visit most, if not all, of the primary schools in Bolton training 5 to 11 years old kids. I think there might be a contribution (£2 comes to mind) for some after school sessions. The same trainers run school holiday football camps, which have been held at the Lostock pitches and also on the Macron. I have done a quick calculation based on the head count versus the number of trainers and I don't believe the money covers the staff wages.Worthy4England wrote:2001 we employed 89 non-footballers including the hotel..BWFC_Insane wrote:Someone I know who works for Burnley reckons we have almost 5 times as many non footballing staff on the payroll here. I'm sure a lot of that is down to the hotel but not all. And frankly we will be a league one club and will have to run a league one staff wherever possible.
Harsh but ultimately true that the club on and off the field need cutbacks.
They are extremely well run by some good people. My 7 year old certainly loves going. As I have not been sent invitations for the training camps in June I suspect the community football coaches will be affected.
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In my experience, 'consultation period' undoubtedly ends up with some redundancies. Unless it just relates to the players that are out of contract this summer like every club does at the end of each season.
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I'm so glad that we have you here to explain things to us simpletons!BWFC_Insane wrote:The statement said "a consultation process". Nothing to suggest any external consultancy is being used. That is merely the formal term for the period where the business "consults" it's staff and at the end of it puts the ones it wants to let go on notice.Lord Kangana wrote:It'll probably cost us the same amount as we save to undergo consultany. The club accountant and HR could probably achieve the same end at a fraction of the cost.
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Re: Which muppet can we appoint next?
hmmmmmm.....
Peter Reid's odds have been "slashed"... cripes!



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Re: Which muppet can we appoint next?
No Aidie Boothroyd ???
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at 33/1 the odds on Jimmy Phillips look like a good punt
especially if we win tomorrow
especially if we win tomorrow
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Adieu Boothroyd!bobo the clown wrote:No Aidue Boothroyd ???
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fitting, tbhDave Sutton's barnet wrote:Adieu Boothroyd!bobo the clown wrote:No Aidue Boothroyd ???
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Not long now, then...More exciting than the actual game...will it be straight after the game or within 48 hours?Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Interesting tweeted titbit from Iles: "Should have a better idea of next #bwfc manager after Fulham game. Only one man met by both owners so far - but a few others possible."
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Worthy4England wrote:Not long now, then...More exciting than the actual game...will it be straight after the game or within 48 hours?Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Interesting tweeted titbit from Iles: "Should have a better idea of next #bwfc manager after Fulham game. Only one man met by both owners so far - but a few others possible."

not sure ANY of those listed in that betting list above would qualify particularly as a "coup", would they?
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Re: Which muppet can we appoint next?
Neil Redfearn? I'll go on the Dole before I'd watch a Bolton side under that c*nt!
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Perhaps unlucky for Brunskill. Hands-on coaching role for Jimmy?Riviman wrote:http://lionofviennasuite.sbnation.com/2 ... -wanderers
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Stubbs anyone?
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Re: Which muppet can we appoint next?
He can get to feck. The Scouse c*nt!
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Seconded.Burnden Paddock wrote:He can get to feck. The Scouse c*nt!
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Er, thirded. I can still remember THAT appearance on MOTD. Completely without class or dignity. Mind you, if he gets us promoted, I might forgive him. Might.
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Watch this space....Burnden Paddock wrote:He can get to feck. The Scouse c*nt!
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Is that just in case he tries to put it on bricks and nick the wheels off it?BWFC_Insane wrote:Watch this space....Burnden Paddock wrote:He can get to feck. The Scouse c*nt!
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