bolton chants

potter1989bwfc · Post by **potter1989bwfc** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:42 am

When 2-0 up

2-0, and we will f*** it up
2-0, and we will f*** it up

Sarcasm is brilliant

mofgimmers · Post by **mofgimmers** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:05 pm

Puskas wrote:
ratbert wrote:Come up with an original chant to a tune you don't expect to hear at football. Like the Mixu one. These days Bolton fans just go round nicking those of other teams and adapting them.
That's the norm, though. New chants always have been the exception.

And there was, recently, "What's that coming over the hill - is it Anelka?"

Which I liked.

Which we nicked off someone else (it was originally about Chopra wasn't it?)

I think someone should invent a song about the old Normid on the away end!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:29 pm

potter1989bwfc wrote:When 2-0 up

2-0, and we will f*** it up
2-0, and we will f*** it up

Sarcasm is brilliant

Support is better. I'm sure the players would be very motivated after going two-nil up to hear that sung.

potter1989bwfc · Post by **potter1989bwfc** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:50 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
potter1989bwfc wrote:When 2-0 up

2-0, and we will f*** it up
2-0, and we will f*** it up

Sarcasm is brilliant
Support is better. I'm sure the players would be very motivated after going two-nil up to hear that sung.

It was a joke...

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:07 pm

mofgimmers wrote:
Puskas wrote:
ratbert wrote:Come up with an original chant to a tune you don't expect to hear at football. Like the Mixu one. These days Bolton fans just go round nicking those of other teams and adapting them.
That's the norm, though. New chants always have been the exception.

And there was, recently, "What's that coming over the hill - is it Anelka?"

Which I liked.
Which we nicked off someone else (it was originally about Chopra wasn't it?)

I think someone should invent a song about the old Normid on the away end!

Are you sure?

I thought "Monster" only got released in 2006 - not long before we bought Anelka.

You could be right, but it would have had to have been quick....

mofgimmers · Post by **mofgimmers** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:49 pm

I'm nearing 'certain'... but wouldn't like to put money on it.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:01 pm

potter1989bwfc wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
potter1989bwfc wrote:When 2-0 up

2-0, and we will f*** it up
2-0, and we will f*** it up

Sarcasm is brilliant
Support is better. I'm sure the players would be very motivated after going two-nil up to hear that sung.
It was a joke...

Oh, er right.

eddybwfc · Post by **eddybwfc** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:03 pm

From middlebrook to wembely we'll keep the white flag flying high

deanrat · Post by **deanrat** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:10 pm

we all dream of a teams of super kevs,
a team of super kevs,
a team of super kevs,
number 1 super kev,
number 2 super kev,
number 3 super kev,
number 4 super kev,
number 5 super kev,
number 6 super kev,
number 7 super kev,
number 8 super kev,
number 9 super kev,
number 10 super kev,
number 11 super kev,
number 12 super kev,
we all dream of a teams of super kevs,
a team of super kevs,
a team of super kevs,

Juewanderer · Post by **Juewanderer** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:28 pm

I wouldn't mind if we could pinch "Glad All Over" off Blackpool

, looks great when loads of people are performing it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTXwZ8o8TAM

mofgimmers · Post by **mofgimmers** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:07 pm

In tribute to that Guardian gallery, how about...

"Can you tell what it is yet? Teell whaaat iiit iiiis yet? Can you tell what it iiiis yeeeet?" (etc)

Ebi · Post by **Ebi** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:45 pm

When the ball hits your head and your sat in row z its Muamba Woah!

(WHEN the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie)

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:58 pm

Ebi wrote: (WHEN the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie)

Would a pizza pie just be a cheese and tomato pie (possibly with, say, salami, or some other topping included. Ham and pineapple for those in Hawaii)? Or would it have the pizza crust in there, too? And wouldn't that be a bit carb-heavy with the pastry of the pie?

Is it pub time, yet?

Always hopeful · Post by **Always hopeful** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:20 pm

My, my, my Elmander,
Why, why, why, Elmander?
Before we break down the door,
We just can't take anymore,
Leave us Elmander
We simply can't take anymore!

Not that I don't like Elmander you understand, his time will come (once he starts doing what he's paid vast amounts of money to do). His name just happens to ryhme with Delilah.

On reflection, perhaps we need something a little more encouraging?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:36 pm

You can talk of Wolves and Whickham
Cos they are just point squanderers.
But when you talk of Bolton,
We're the one and only Wanderers.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:52 pm

Always hopeful wrote:My, my, my Elmander,
Why, why, why, Elmander?
Before we break down the door,
We just can't take anymore,
Leave us Elmander
We simply can't take anymore!

Not that I don't like Elmander you understand, his time will come (once he starts doing what he's paid vast amounts of money to do). His name just happens to ryhme with Delilah.

On reflection, perhaps we need something a little more encouraging?

On reflection...Yes.

Same Delilah:

Come on now Elmander,
Be a Bolton Wanderer,
Score a few, You know you're well overdue.
But hey, we'll forgive you
If you can just get one or two.

Come on now Elmander
Show a little candour,
You know the fans will just fret,
Till you get the ball in the net
So come on Elmander
We've still got to pay off the debt.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:54 pm

Always hopeful wrote:My, my, my Elmander,
Why, why, why, Elmander?
Before we break down the door,
We just can't take anymore,
Leave us Elmander
We simply can't take anymore!

Not that I don't like Elmander you understand, his time will come (once he starts doing what he's paid vast amounts of money to do). His name just happens to ryhme with Delilah.
On reflection, perhaps we need something a little more encouraging?

Always hopeful · Post by **Always hopeful** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:10 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
Always hopeful wrote:My, my, my Elmander,
Why, why, why, Elmander?
Before we break down the door,
We just can't take anymore,
Leave us Elmander
We simply can't take anymore!

Not that I don't like Elmander you understand, his time will come (once he starts doing what he's paid vast amounts of money to do). His name just happens to ryhme with Delilah.

On reflection, perhaps we need something a little more encouraging?
On reflection...Yes.

Same Delilah:

Come on now Elmander,
Be a Bolton Wanderer,
Score a few, You know you're well overdue.
But hey, we'll forgive you
If you can just get one or two.

Come on now Elmander
Show a little candour,
You know the fans will just fret,
Till you get the ball in the net
So come on Elmander
We've still got to pay off the debt.

OK. I'll try again. This time being a bit more positive...

My, my, my, Elmander,
Why, why, why we gander,
At your sporting prowess
We simply think you're the best,
Come on Elmander and put the ball in the net.

(sorry, I realise nest would be a better rhyme, but I've never heard anyone use "nest" as a caloquialism for the old "onion bag")

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:18 am

Wandererrrrs, wandererrrrs, wandererrrrrrrrrrs...Wandererrrrs, wandererrrrs, wandererrrrrrrrrrs...Wandererrrrs, wandererrrrs, wandererrrrrrrrrrs...Wandererrrrrs. Wan-DER-Rers!

Reckon mine will take off. Ten times worse than most on this thread, ten times more certain to take off, though. Sorry.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:32 am

How about a Black books style...
"Fulham, Fulham, Fulham... you are...really dreadful...all your wives are unfulfilled...now which one of you bitches wants to dance"

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