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DMB Match Thread

Post by officer_dibble » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:25 pm

Sunday?

12 pm?

On a Sunday?

Whose bright idea was that?

Anyway assume that it will be the side that finished the first half at Villa, barring bringing back Jussi for Bogdan. Done well enough wotsit but no clean sheets means I can't see a challenge for Jussis gloves just yet. And yes that means Ricketts in at centre half as well. I think it might be his best position and his pace will help Zat out.

Still doubt it will be enough for our rested heroes to garner a point, but we can't keep losing to the 'big 4' now can we? :|

At least we'll get to see Kevin pick up his 6th booking of the season, and usually one of my favourites, when he dumps Evra on his arse.

Anyway to turn this into something useful how about 'Amusing things to shout at Rooney when he's nearby':

No woman no Kai.
Enjoy your holiday in South Africa?
Read the papers recently? Oh no you thick scouse nice person you can't read.

etc etc

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:29 pm

Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you in Africa?
Where were you in Africa?
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:31 pm

Let's all mock a team for losing players in a disaster....
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:41 pm

"Rooney! How's me Nan? Rooney! Rooney! How's me Nan?"

"Wayne! Well done on keeping people in work - that's two women now who have had lucrative careers from sitting on your face!"

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Post by ratbert » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:12 pm

Match preview and report required please. I know you're all sick of me saying it, but tough! 8)
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Post by thebish » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:16 pm

ratbert wrote:Match preview and report required please. I know you're all sick of me saying it, but tough! 8)

I'll do a preview if you like....
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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:56 pm

pleased to see the 'DMB' is catching on! :mrgreen:

Who's that shagging in the lowry,
who's that with a dirty brass,
its wayne rooney and his ho giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldn't take it up the ass!
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Post by Il Pirate » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:14 am

General Mannerheim wrote:pleased to see the 'DMB' is catching on! :mrgreen:

Who's that shagging in the lowry,
who's that with a dirty brass,
its wayne rooney and his ho giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldn't take it up the ass!


:lmfao:
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Post by ratbert » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:56 am

thebish wrote:
ratbert wrote:Match preview and report required please. I know you're all sick of me saying it, but tough! 8)

I'll do a preview if you like....
You go bish!
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Post by as » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:26 pm

boltonboris wrote:Let's all mock a team for losing players in a disaster....
Aye....and their own fans can spend all game doing airplane's trying to get a reaction.
Troll and proud of it.
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:41 pm

Il Pirate wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:pleased to see the 'DMB' is catching on! :mrgreen:

Who's that shagging in the lowry,
who's that with a dirty brass,
its wayne rooney and his ho giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldn't take it up the ass!


:lmfao:
Somehow, I don't think this will catch on in the West Stand....

:mrgreen:
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Post by jimbo » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:45 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Il Pirate wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:pleased to see the 'DMB' is catching on! :mrgreen:

Who's that shagging in the lowry,
who's that with a dirty brass,
its wayne rooney and his ho giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldn't take it up the ass!


:lmfao:
Somehow, I don't think this will catch on in the West Stand....

:mrgreen:
And too many words for the east. Nice try though :mrgreen:
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:48 pm

jimbo wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Il Pirate wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:pleased to see the 'DMB' is catching on! :mrgreen:

Who's that shagging in the lowry,
who's that with a dirty brass,
its wayne rooney and his ho giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldn't take it up the ass!


:lmfao:
Somehow, I don't think this will catch on in the West Stand....

:mrgreen:
And too many words for the east. Nice try though :mrgreen:
Unless you can come up with simple actions
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Post by seanworth » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:28 pm

East Lower wrote:
jimbo wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Il Pirate wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:pleased to see the 'DMB' is catching on! :mrgreen:

Who's that shagging in the lowry,
who's that with a dirty brass,
its wayne rooney and his ho giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldn't take it up the ass!


:lmfao:
Somehow, I don't think this will catch on in the West Stand....

:mrgreen:
And too many words for the east. Nice try though :mrgreen:
Unless you can come up with simple actions
I might have to give a solo effort in the pub.
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:35 pm

It's on espn for those who might be a little too wrecked to get there.
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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:36 pm

I'll be in t'car driving my son up to Bovine University
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:37 pm

I'm in Milton Keynes for an indoor Sky Dive! :shock:
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:37 pm

That must be a fooking tall bulding.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:38 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:I'm in Milton Keynes for an indoor Sky Dive! :shock:
They have sky indoors in Milton Keynes? Wow. :wink:
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:40 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:That must be a fooking tall bulding.
It's a shot tower. :mrgreen:
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