Lazy Devil? Shite at Football? You too...........

[Bruce Rioja]

.. could live in a house like this. Well, not just 'like' this but this exact one!

Jlloyd's pad is on the market for a cool £2.35m.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... 17800.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Makes you feel good doesnt it, that this is what your hard-earned money is paying for.

[ratbert]

Yes, paying for a house for player that doesn't play very much.

Perhaps that's the reason he's moving, downsizing to a shared ownership housing association development in Salford.

Or...

[Worthy4England]

That maze looks like it probably took a decent amount of gardening.

Anyone know someone who's been doing a lot of gardening lately?

[Little Green Man]

Having seen the photo of his indoor pool, I can't help wondering whether his bowling lane has LET GO just in front of the foul line.

[Worthy4England]

Having seen the photo of his indoor pool, I can't help wondering whether his bowling lane has LET GO just in front of the foul line.

Maybe his bog has COCK in it.

[thebish]

Having seen the photo of his indoor pool, I can't help wondering whether his bowling lane has LET GO just in front of the foul line.

Maybe his bog has COCK in it.

better check the cistern too - KB might have been round...

[Eire_Trotter]

Nice house.

[hisroyalgingerness]

That maze looks like it probably took a decent amount of gardening.

Anyone know someone who's been doing a lot of gardening lately?

This made me laugh out loud in an empty office

[CrazyHorse]

Right then. I've just stuck a cheeky offer of two mill in. It's not worth a penny more....

[officer_dibble]

That maze looks like it probably took a decent amount of gardening.

Anyone know someone who's been doing a lot of gardening lately?

I had to get planning permission for something pretty similar (definitely the same company) for that at a retail park!

Absolute f*cking monster!

[jaffka]

Beats Phil Nevilles mansion for decor, style and taste he sold at Rawtenstall.

[bobo the clown]

Beats Phil Nevilles mansion for decor, style and taste he sold at Rawtenstall.

Really !?!?

Christ, that must a tasteless shite-hole.

His taste here is crap. No class at all.

[jaffka]

A collection of images of his former manson:

Looks quite nice from overhead:


To get closer, you have to get past the gates:


The long hallway greets you, notice the gold:


A bedroom, gold is main colour:


The dining room, adourned with gold:


A reception room, guess what the selected colour is:


Must have run out of gold here:


No problem, more gold has been found, hate the red though:

[enrdentw]

Check Gary Neville's...

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... 97710.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Smart house, best of the bunch.

[William the White]

Check Gary Neville's...

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... 97710.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Smart house, best of the bunch.

Didn't like it myself.

Horrible monument to conspicuous consumption.

A little bit of the Citizen Kane about it. But if Neville had the money he would probably go the whole hog on it and make it really Kubla Khan: http://poetry.eserver.org/kubla-khan.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Bruce Rioja]

And to think, Jeff Chandler lived in a dormer bungalow on Thornham Drive!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

what happened to a good old mock tudor house?

[Hoboh]

tackey

[bobo the clown]

Check Gary Neville's...

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... 97710.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Smart house, best of the bunch.

Didn't like it myself.

Horrible monument to conspicuous consumption.

A little bit of the Citizen Kane about it. But if Neville had the money he would probably go the whole hog on it and make it really Kubla Khan: http://poetry.eserver.org/kubla-khan.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It works though ... as a metaphor & as an extension of his personality.

Utterly appalling.