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BWFC injury deathclock

Post by officer_dibble » Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:53 pm

I have never seen anything like this in terms of injuries! I'm thinking hopefull reverse psychology here....who's next then? pick a player and injury type. Big man points for whoever correctly predicts it:

Im going Jussi, dislocated knee cap from dropping on his knees once too often.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:55 pm

It has to be in a position we can ill afford it.

So I'm going for Wheater on the 31st August, ten minutes after Cahill has signed for Liverarsenalchestershire United.
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:56 pm

hey it's not all bad



http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11672_7080568,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by adamworthy2002 » Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:51 pm

Robinson
Broken ankle

or

Our new big name striker with another broken leg.
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by Relentless09 » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:46 pm

"the opportunity to select Davis would be like having a new signing for Coyle"
Oh frig sake
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Post by TKIZ! » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:11 pm

Relentless09 wrote:"the opportunity to select Davis would be like having a new signing for Coyle"
Oh frig sake
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by Norpig » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:00 am

It will either be Jussi with a recurrence of his back problems or Owen Coyle with a rope due to despair!!
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by Bruno3 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:15 am

Ivan Klasnic - kidney stones (sorrry if that's in bad taste but....













...I like kidney
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by aussie_wanderer » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:35 am

they will find out that muamba is blind in one eye
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by aussie_wanderer » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:35 am

they will find out that muamba is blind in one eye
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:36 am

That would explain a lot
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Post by Randy Watson » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:40 am

Gardener torn hamstring thus retireing
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by seanworth » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:54 am

Physio man from fatigue.
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by seanworth » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:00 am

Just noticed that Sean Davis is back in training. Can pretty much guess who the bookies would have a odds on favourite.
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:02 am

I'd have recovered from death quicker than Davis from his injury
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Post by tripod » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:30 am

Lofthouse Lower wrote:I'd have recovered from death quicker than Davis from his injury

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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:41 am

Sean Davis aint played for about 25 years, he'll get a shock...its no longer jumpers for goalposts and rush goalies.
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:46 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:I'd have recovered from death quicker than Davis from his injury
That was funny yesterday too.


Natasha Whittam on another forum wrote:Is that ponce Sean Davis still injured? I'd have recovered from death quicker.
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by Hoboh » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:51 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:I'd have recovered from death quicker than Davis from his injury
That was funny yesterday too.


Natasha Whittam on another forum wrote:Is that ponce Sean Davis still injured? I'd have recovered from death quicker.
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I'm sure Natasha that the lid would be firmly welded never mind nailed down by a few folk around! not much point in reserection in that case.
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Re: BWFC injury deathclock

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:58 pm

Hoboh wrote:I'm sure Natasha that the lid would be firmly welded never mind nailed down by a few folk around! not much point in reserection in that case.
I see you've finally got your random word generator working, Hobo. :)
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