Mr Lazy.

Andy Waller · Post by **Andy Waller** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:50 pm

It's just my opinion, but why are people sticking up for Klasnic on here? I can't stand the fella. Useless.

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:51 pm

Meh...a goalscorer in a team full of useless wankers, he is the ultimate one-eyed man / king

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:52 pm

Trouser snake?

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:54 pm

No thanks, i have my own

Andy Waller · Post by **Andy Waller** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:58 pm

After feigning injury against Villa, he wouldn't have played again. Then again I'd have the balls to tell him that instead of the Right Reverend Coyle.

truewhite15 · Post by **truewhite15** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:22 pm

We get behind him because in this darkest of seasons, his goals have been the one bright spark of hope.

Andy Waller · Post by **Andy Waller** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:20 pm

truewhite15 wrote:We get behind him because in this darkest of seasons, his goals have been the one bright spark of hope.

I'd sooner Ngog be given a run and see if he can do anything from the offset instead of doing bugger all and scoring at the death so it's 5-1.

ChrisC · Post by **ChrisC** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:33 pm

Andy Waller wrote:It's just my opinion, but why are people sticking up for Klasnic on here? I can't stand the fella. Useless.

Goals win games.. so yeah lets drop are best goalscorer. Are you Owen Coyle?

Davo has been next to useless and has contributed nothing but a tap in all season which surprise surprise was down to the clever and quick thinking of Ivan.

Davo is the one to be dropped but Coyle must think he is some captain fantastic or something.. Give the captaincy to Reo Coker for me and play Ivan and Ngog up top.

The Axman · Post by **The Axman** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:42 pm

Some of the finest fellas* in football may appear to be lazy, but that isn't necessarily the best way to judge them, especially for forwards. I wouldn't give a monkeys if he stood about not moving for 84 minutes so long as in the six when he did, he scored. Give him a break, he's only got one kidney!

[* take that slightly fat fella that used to 'play' for Liverpool. Can't remember his name but was a Johnny Foreigner Nordic-type with the best Scouse accent in the world. He made even Carragher sound like he spoke with the Queen's English. He used to stand about doing bugger all but made some of the sweetest passes that have ever been manufactured on a football pitch]

TKIZ! · Post by **TKIZ!** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:56 pm

The Axman wrote:Some of the finest fellas* in football may appear to be lazy, but that isn't necessarily the best way to judge them, especially for forwards. I wouldn't give a monkeys if he stood about not moving for 84 minutes so long as in the six when he did, he scored. Give him a break, he's only got one kidney!

[* take that slightly fat fella that used to 'play' for Liverpool. Can't remember his name but was a Johnny Foreigner Nordic-type with the best Scouse accent in the world. He made even Carragher sound like he spoke with the Queen's English. He used to stand about doing bugger all but made some of the sweetest passes that have ever been manufactured on a football pitch]

Are you referring to Jan Molby, Axman? Yes he could and I would also present Berbatov in that respect. Even The Elk had his moments

The Axman · Post by **The Axman** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:00 pm

That's the Man. And I agree that Berbatov is a lazy arsed but brilliant footballer.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:01 pm

Hmmm, I see where you're coming from talent-wise, but ultimately the best players tend to have incredible ability combined with a good work ethic.

TKIZ! · Post by **TKIZ!** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:06 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Hmmm, I see where you're coming from talent-wise, but ultimately the best players tend to have incredible ability combined with a good work ethic.

True that. But apart from Disco Stu how are we going to afford the above types of players?

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:08 pm

We can't.

So its settled. We need 11 Holdens then.

F*ck knows where we'll find them.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:17 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:We can't.

So its settled. We need 11 Holdens then.

F*ck knows where we'll find them.

back to my very awesome and splendid suggestion that we sign an MLS manager - who then wheels in a whole squad of Holdens and Dempseys... it's the future!

Jokers in White · Post by **Jokers in White** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:39 pm

He's the only one scoring up front with 7 so far. Put it this way i would rather have a lazy fcuker up front scoring goals than a headless chicken scoring once every blue moon!

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:57 pm

Who else has played as consistently well as ivan this season?

Earlier on in the season the stats showed he put himself about more; covering nearly twice as much ground as 'workhorse' kevin davies.

he is in to score goals and he has done it. if we are pointing fingers at lazy forwards look no further than our captain. Whose influence is clearly rubbing off on the rest of the shirkers.

HMX · Post by **HMX** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:02 pm

Feck me, proven goalscorer - has been performing for most of this season so far and still gets shit.

There's only one person in the box I'd have the ball fall to - even on a turn - and it's him.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:04 pm

HMX wrote:Feck me, proven goalscorer - has been performing for most of this season so far and still gets shit.

There's only one person in the box I'd have the ball fall to - even on a turn - and it's him.

Indeed. I'd be delighted with 2 Klasnic's right now.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:09 pm

Probably our player of the season to date tbf

hardly an ilustrious honour nind

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