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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:20 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I'm guessing they are all Bernard Mendy prototypes?
Yes, exactly that.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:32 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I'm guessing they are all Bernard Mendy prototypes?
Yes, exactly that.
What was wrong with Bernard Mendy - next you will be telling me Anthony Barness was sh*t and all.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:36 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I'm guessing they are all Bernard Mendy prototypes?
Yes, exactly that.
What was wrong with Bernard Mendy - next you will be telling me Anthony Barness was sh*t and all.
Mendy added much-needed pace but far too frequently did precisely the wrong thing. He's well remembered because we stayed up, and for that we should be thankful.

Barness is precisely the kind of player we need now. Like a calm McNaughton.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:38 pm

Theo Walcott went to a school called "the downs school" in Newbury. While we are on fast footballers Aaron Lennon's older brother was tipped to be the next Giggs while on the books of United until a car accident ruined his career.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:41 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
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Bruce Rioja wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I'm guessing they are all Bernard Mendy prototypes?
Yes, exactly that.
What was wrong with Bernard Mendy - next you will be telling me Anthony Barness was sh*t and all.
Mendy added much-needed pace but far too frequently did precisely the wrong thing. He's well remembered because we stayed up, and for that we should be thankful.

Barness is precisely the kind of player we need now. Like a calm McNaughton.
I met Barness when I went to watch Lewis play a few years ago - he is a top bloke as you all should know and I had a good conversation with him. I told him I was a Bolton season ticket holder and asked him to come back and play for us (I think it was while we were managed by Coyle or Megson). He said he would call PG.
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:00 pm

Fryatt is gash.

Certainly take BB's point that he's a regular in the beat side ( which makes it sound bollocks anyway). DF's success at Palace seemed to hinge on Bolasie and Zaha. Always struck me as odd that he hasn't seemed to go after that kind of player.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:05 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I'm guessing they are all Bernard Mendy prototypes?
Yes, exactly that.
What was wrong with Bernard Mendy - next you will be telling me Anthony Barness was sh*t and all.
You couldn't possibly have attempted to compare two more contrasting right backs there, Danno.

Mendy went like shit off of a stick but lacked any end product and lacked intelligence. Now, if you think of the polar opposite of that - there you'll find Barness.
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:24 pm

Prufrock wrote:Fryatt is gash.

Certainly take BB's point that he's a regular in the beat side ( which makes it sound bollocks anyway). DF's success at Palace seemed to hinge on Bolasie and Zaha. Always struck me as odd that he hasn't seemed to go after that kind of player.
I think the conversation was sorta around whether Fryatt would be a better bet than Jukiewicz, which might not be an unreasonable one to have.

Whilst Zaha & Bolasie provided, and Jedinak held the mf, they did have the advantage of Glenn Murray popping the ball in the onion bag every other game.

Fryatt isn't that prolific, but seems to be rather more consistent than the other dude, even if it's another tallest dwarf conversation...
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:41 pm

Mendy was utter wank at full back. He ended up being ok on the right wing simply because his pace allowed us to stretch teams.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:43 pm

Prufrock wrote:Mendy was utter wank at full back. He ended up being ok on the right wing simply because his pace allowed us to stretch teams.

And he NEVER tracked back!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:48 pm

BREAKING NEWS: David Ngog has joined Premier League outfit Swansea City for an undisclosed fee.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:51 pm

Heard he had a quick shower this morning before heading to Swansea....wash N'Go.....g.
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:53 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:BREAKING NEWS: David Ngog has joined Premier League outfit Swansea City for an undisclosed fee.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeee.
A FEE! We got a Fee?!?
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Post by Armchair Wanderer » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:54 pm

One down, just another 15 or so to go!
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Post by jaffka » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:55 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:BREAKING NEWS: David Ngog has joined Premier League outfit Swansea City for an undisclosed fee.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeee.
What great news :oyea:

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Post by jaffka » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:55 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Heard he had a quick shower this morning before heading to Swansea....wash N'Go.....g.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:56 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:BREAKING NEWS: David Ngog has joined Premier League outfit Swansea City for an undisclosed fee.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeee.
A FEE! We got a Fee?!?
I'd imagine that it barely crept into six figures though.
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:57 pm

They gave us money?! Ha! #winning

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Post by KeyserSoze » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:58 pm

Imagine being a Swansea scout.
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:59 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:BREAKING NEWS: David Ngog has joined Premier League outfit Swansea City for an undisclosed fee.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeee.
A FEE! We got a Fee?!?
Nowhere there does it say that WE received a fee.

Personally I suspect we may have had to pay them.


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