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Re: PLYMOUTH'S stupendously all singing dancing transfer thr

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:38 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote: The reason transfermerkt.com has no information on trophies is because he hasn't won anything
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:45 pm

Prufrock wrote:Pretty sure that 'Van Basten like' was about a goal he scored rather than all round play. Was an absolute stonker of a strike mind, like Pavluchenko's against us. Would YouTube like it but on phone.


I'd like to see him do it again.






If he signs.

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:11 pm

Based on 0:04, if we sign him we will go back to hoofball.
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Post by KeyserSoze » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:16 pm

Go back to?
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Post by newcarsmell » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:35 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Heard he had a quick shower this morning before heading to Swansea....wash N'Go.....g.
I was in one of those frightful pound shops the other day and they had a similar product obviously aimed at the kind of people who frequent these places... I think it was called "Go & Wash "

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:45 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Heard he had a quick shower this morning before heading to Swansea....wash N'Go.....g.
2012 just called...it wants its joke back :wink:

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Post by IggyTheDawgster » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:23 pm

Matty Fryatt is not gash at all and probably* has a better goal ratio than all of our strikers combined at Championship level, Ngog included.

*I havent got time to calculate but if someone wats to back that up....
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:36 pm

IggyTheDawgster wrote:Matty Fryatt is not gash at all and probably* has a better goal ratio than all of our strikers combined at Championship level, Ngog included.

*I havent got time to calculate but if someone wats to back that up....
http://www.soccerbase.com/players/playe ... r_id=35650" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by IggyTheDawgster » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:18 pm

So in 300 odd games hes scored 126 goals, including 7 in 17 this season alone. Do we have or have had recently a striker with a record like that?

Seems like a no brainer to me.
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:24 pm

Romanian on trial. Not for bus seat sniffing though.

http://www.burndenaces.co.uk/2014/01/27 ... trial.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

He's a 20 year old left back. So is Andy Kellett. They're both playing tonight for the Dev Squad. They can't both be playing left back.

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Post by Prufrock » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:28 pm

Matty Fryat, over about 300 games mainly in the lower leagues is at 0.32 goals per game.

Jermaine Beckford over about 250 at similar is at 0.41.

So yes.
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Post by TKIZ! » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:29 pm

Ricketts wasn't particularly prolific before he joined us, sometimes players just find a 'home' with a team and it's fans. Until Jutekevicz(sp?)pulls on a white shirt and is rubbish I will reserve judgement
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Post by TKIZ! » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:30 pm

Neither was this man:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Walke ... _born_1965" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:51 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Romanian on trial. Not for bus seat sniffing though.

http://www.burndenaces.co.uk/2014/01/27 ... trial.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

He's a 20 year old left back. So is Andy Kellett. They're both playing tonight for the Dev Squad. They can't both be playing left back.
Was going to ask about him. Would rather see Kellet come through myself.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:35 pm

IggyTheDawgster wrote:Matty Fryatt is not gash at all and probably* has a better goal ratio than all of our strikers combined at Championship level, Ngog included.

*I havent got time to calculate but if someone wats to back that up....
Just had a wander down Wiki Way. One in three? That'll do for me. ;)

Actually, scrap that. How many of his one in three has he converted by it being twatted up to him any old how when he's playing in a one up top?

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Re: PLYMOUTH'S stupendously all singing dancing transfer thr

Post by TonyDomingos » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:51 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Pretty sure that 'Van Basten like' was about a goal he scored rather than all round play. Was an absolute stonker of a strike mind, like Pavluchenko's against us. Would YouTube like it but on phone.


I'd like to see him do it again.






If he signs.
Great finish, but the problem is that, even if he scored our sixth goal in a game (as he did there), it still wouldn't be enough to get us a point. :D
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Re: PLYMOUTH'S stupendously all singing dancing transfer thr

Post by LeverEnd » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:07 pm

Hoboh wrote:
IggyTheDawgster wrote:Matty Fryatt is not gash at all and probably* has a better goal ratio than all of our strikers combined at Championship level, Ngog included.

*I havent got time to calculate but if someone wats to back that up....
http://www.soccerbase.com/players/playe ... r_id=35650" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
If we're signing Gash players we might as well do it properly. Cheap as chips I bet.
http://www.soccerbase.com/players/playe ... r_id=40318
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Re: PLYMOUTH'S stupendously all singing dancing transfer thr

Post by IggyTheDawgster » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:10 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
IggyTheDawgster wrote:Matty Fryatt is not gash at all and probably* has a better goal ratio than all of our strikers combined at Championship level, Ngog included.

*I havent got time to calculate but if someone wats to back that up....
http://www.soccerbase.com/players/playe ... r_id=35650" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
If we're signing Gash players we might as well do it properly. Cheap as chips I bet.
http://www.soccerbase.com/players/playe ... r_id=40318
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Re: PLYMOUTH'S stupendously all singing dancing transfer thr

Post by LeverEnd » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:18 pm

I'd actually like to see him play, instead of doing a Butthead snigger whenever his name is mentioned on SSN.
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Re: PLYMOUTH'S stupendously all singing dancing transfer thr

Post by IggyTheDawgster » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:20 pm

I'll sign him on fifa, see if he's any good :lol:
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