Blooming Heck - someone ate Ex-Wanderer Jaime Pollock!!

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Blooming Heck - someone ate Ex-Wanderer Jaime Pollock!!

Post by TKIZ! » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:14 pm

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/ex-bo ... ls-6303659" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Pfffft.

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Post by jaffka » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:15 pm

The fat c**t

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Post by TKIZ! » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:30 pm

jaffka wrote:The fat c**t
Apt :lol:
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:45 pm

TKIZ! wrote:
jaffka wrote:The fat c**t
Apt :lol:
Below is a comprehensive list of possibilities for the above ;-

1. cant
2. capt
3. cart
4. cast
5. celt
6. cent
7. cept
8. cert
9. cest
10. chat
11. chit
12. cist
13. clit
14. clot
15. cnut
16. coat
17. coit
18. colt
19. cont
20. coot
21. copt
22. cort
23. cost
24. cult
25. c*nt
26. curt
27. cyst

Personally, I'm looking at "cyst".
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Post by TKIZ! » Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:15 pm

Curt?
Pfffft.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:16 pm

:shock: bloody ell!
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Post by a1 » Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:42 pm

it's mario jardel's thinner brother

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Post by Andy Waller » Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:24 am

He'd have unveiled it properly if he stood to one side..
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...

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Post by Raven » Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:08 pm

Is that really him, dear god!
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Post by thebish » Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:13 pm

Andy Waller wrote:He'd have unveiled it properly if he stood to one side..
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Post by Dr.Karl » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:41 pm

Scorer of this own goal beauty:



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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:50 pm

^ That is a stunning own goal... the first touch control, the slight swerve, the perfectly lobbed header. Excellent stuff.
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Re: Blooming Heck - someone ate Ex-Wanderer Jaime Pollock!!

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:58 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:^ That is a stunning own goal... the first touch control, the slight swerve, the perfectly lobbed header. Excellent stuff.
Wasn't this voted by QPR fans the "Goal of the Milennium" as it saved them from relegation ?

Anyway ... apart from "bloody hell Jamie !" ... that was worth reading if only for this picture

(see below).
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:04 pm

Struggling to see that without my readers Bobo. Any chance of a larger photo?

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:15 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Struggling to see that without my readers Bobo. Any chance of a larger photo?
Any better ??

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:23 pm

Much better. Ta :D

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Post by Armchair Wanderer » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:24 pm

Trying to see who some of those players are... #9 must be Nathan Blake!? Super John on the floor, the top of Gudni's head. Think I might be merging different eras.
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Post by mrkint » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:28 pm

Blake running in, Pollock obv, that's definitely gudni. Chris Fairclough getting stuck in?

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:30 pm

mrkint wrote:Blake running in, Pollock obv, that's definitely gudni. Chris Fairclough getting stuck in?
All correct ... add John Sheridan's half-head I think.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:33 pm

Yeah, those are right. The rest are dog heads. I think the guy leaning over McG may be Alex Rae. But I'm not as good at spotting other teams' old boys...

Meanwhile, under the original story linked to above, five of the first six comments have been removed for violating terms and conditions. Can you guess what they might have been?

And on the bottom gallery on that story, his career in pictures - on the first one, do I spy future BW signing Gary Parkinson and a certain Port Vale-preferring Bernie Slaven?

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