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Re: Beckford

Post by thebish » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:37 pm

Cristiano Ronaldo missed a pengy this evening... useless tosser!
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Re: Beckford

Post by LeverEnd » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:36 pm

thebish wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo missed a pengy this evening... useless tosser!
I expect Ancelotti to drop him immediately and sign Ngog.
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Re: Beckford

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:57 pm

thebish wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo missed a pengy this evening... useless tosser!
Did he miss it by a fecking mile?
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Re: Beckford

Post by thebish » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:25 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo missed a pengy this evening... useless tosser!
Did he miss it by a fecking mile?
aye - so wide it went in the other goal...
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Re: Beckford

Post by jaffka » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:48 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo missed a pengy this evening... useless tosser!
Did he miss it by a fecking mile?
aye - so wide it went in the other goal...
Only one person a million mile wide here :wink:
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Re: Beckford

Post by boltonboris » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:24 am

Now, I know it doesn't matter, because a miss is a miss is a miss is a miss, but I'm absolutely positive it hit the bar. Nobody has mentioned it, so I think I might be the only one who thinks so.....
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Re: Beckford

Post by mrkint » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:39 am

It's Gareth Farrelly at wembley all over again!
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Re: Beckford

Post by Prufrock » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:56 am

You've already f*cked with my childhood by somehow changing history to make it deflected.please let me keep the part where it happened in Cardiff :D!
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Re: Beckford

Post by CAPSLOCK » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:09 am

boltonboris wrote:Now, I know it doesn't matter, because a miss is a miss is a miss is a miss, but I'm absolutely positive it hit the bar. Nobody has mentioned it, so I think I might be the only one who thinks so.....
It does clip the bar

That superstar James Vaughan missed one last week, too
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Re: Beckford

Post by TKIZ! » Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:05 pm

Roberto Baggio missed a penalty once
Pfffft.
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Re: Beckford

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:29 pm

TKIZ! wrote:Roberto Baggio missed a penalty once
Dave Whelan never did. Never.
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Re: Beckford

Post by ChrisC » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:30 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:Roberto Baggio missed a penalty once
Dave Whelan never did. Never.
You try saving a penalty from a wobbly leg that is hanging off! All over the show man!

Dave Whelan broke his leg once you know Bobo 8)

Yes I know he was a defender and probably never took a penalty in his playing career but that's not the point I tell thee!!
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Re: Beckford

Post by Prufrock » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:14 am

If he'd ever scored a penalty I think we'd have fecking heard about it by now!
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Re: Beckford

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:26 am

TKIZ! wrote:Roberto Baggio missed a penalty once
So did David Beckham. He had an earth-moving moment. :wink:
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Re: Beckford

Post by LeverEnd » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:00 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:Roberto Baggio missed a penalty once
So did David Beckham. He had an earth-moving moment. :wink:
What was her name again? Rebcecca something?
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Re: Beckford

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:09 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:Roberto Baggio missed a penalty once
So did David Beckham. He had an earth-moving moment. :wink:
What was her name again? Rebcecca something?
Loos.

Last seem swimming in pig-semen after tossing one off on a 'reality show'. Not any sort of reality I know about but hey ....
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Re: Beckford

Post by Prufrock » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:36 pm

A friend of mine grew up on the farm that was filmed on. She (Loos) is really really nice apparently. Fun fact.
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Re: Beckford

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:42 pm

Prufrock wrote:A friend of mine grew up on the farm that was filmed on. She (Loos) is really really nice apparently. Fun fact.
Must be good for the skin.

We've all tried that line from time to time I suppose.
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Re: Beckford

Post by thebish » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:41 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:A friend of mine grew up on the farm that was filmed on. She (Loos) is really really nice apparently. Fun fact.
Must be good for the skin.

We've all tried that line from time to time I suppose.
and - allegedly - calorie-free...
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Re: Beckford

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:49 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:A friend of mine grew up on the farm that was filmed on. She (Loos) is really really nice apparently. Fun fact.
Must be good for the skin.

We've all tried that line from time to time I suppose.
and - allegedly - calorie-free...
Are we talking Uncle Bruce's Soothing Salty Cough Balsam here?
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