Grand my arse, up the Whites! - Brighton (H) 15/3/14

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Grand my arse, up the Whites! - Brighton (H) 15/3/14

Post by Enoch » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:18 am

Open to suggestions for this one.

Internet prize on offer to any rib tickler.

Keep any negativity to yourself!
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Post by KeyserSoze » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:37 am

It ain't hover til it's over?

The seagulls have landed?

Bright on time?
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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:17 am

Al be on a train for this one. 1-3 to us 8)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:07 am

The Far Pavilions 8)
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:35 am

Gravedigger wrote:Al be on a train for this one. 1-3 to us 8)

We're at home aren't we?

2-2
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Post by jaffka » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:45 am

The Juke eats seagulls.

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Post by LeverEnd » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:09 am

I'm missing it again, so a spanking win on the cards.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:10 am

Lazy, lazy, lazy Enoch. You can't treat match-threads like the 4th Plinth at Trafalgar Square.

Anyway ... "Can Bolton make Brighton Rock" ?


This lot have Upson floundering in defence don't they ? Set the Juke on him. He'll have nightmares.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:16 am

Another nil-nil and a really insipid one at that. I pre-allocating the blame on Enoch and Dougie :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:17 am

'Brighton is the gay capital of Britain' - London Evening Standard.

They won't like it up 'em.

Rogered

Sausage Time

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:27 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:'Brighton is the gay capital of Britain' - London Evening Standard.

They won't like it up 'em.

Rogered

Sausage Time

:)

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Post by coffeymagic » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:28 am

I'd have gone with Brighton Shine.

Or Mods v Trotters.
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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:37 am

If Brighton made rock, it'd have "Bolton" all the way through it. 8)
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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:38 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gravedigger wrote:Al be on a train for this one. 1-3 to us 8)

We're at home aren't we?

2-2
Thanks GtE, though I meant I was going to be on a train, to Norfolk, but did think it was an away game. :pissed:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:43 am

Gravedigger wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gravedigger wrote:Al be on a train for this one. 1-3 to us 8)

We're at home aren't we?

2-2
Thanks GtE, though I meant I was going to be on a train, to Norfolk, but did think it was an away game. :pissed:
Brighton's not in Norfolk :conf:
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Post by ChrisC » Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:57 am

No fouling.. in the changing room ;)

Will be a tough game this. We seem to struggle against good passing, possession sides. If we attack from the start and keep the pressure up then we should win. If not I can see a loss.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:02 pm

ChrisC wrote:No fouling.. in the changing room ;)

Will be a tough game this. We seem to struggle against good passing, possession sides. If we attack from the start and keep the pressure up then we should win. If not I can see a loss.
... or, maybe a draw.

Let's cover all the options.
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Post by ChrisC » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:13 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
ChrisC wrote:No fouling.. in the changing room ;)

Will be a tough game this. We seem to struggle against good passing, possession sides. If we attack from the start and keep the pressure up then we should win. If not I can see a loss.
... or, maybe a draw.

Let's cover all the options.
Draws are sooooo last night ;)
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:05 pm

Hove-is south, but Hovis is north. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:42 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:'Brighton is the gay capital of Britain' - London Evening Standard.

They won't like it up 'em.

Rogered

Sausage Time

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