Rumour has it.............

[EverSoYouri]

You've got a point there. Shall I get the bedsheet out and we can try and run really, really quick round the top tiers?

[EverSoYouri]

With the way that f*cking breeze gets up around the ground, just let go of the bloody thing near KFC and you won't need a plane.

Very true, LK

Could be worse. Look what happened the other week at the Britannia:


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[EverSoYouri]

Okay, so now come helpful soul can DM me and let me know how to embed a youtube video here, proper, like.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

With the way that f*cking breeze gets up around the ground, just let go of the bloody thing near KFC and you won't need a plane.

Very true, LK

Could be worse. Look what happened the other week at the Britannia:

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*Here to help*

[EverSoYouri]

With the way that f*cking breeze gets up around the ground, just let go of the bloody thing near KFC and you won't need a plane.

Very true, LK

Could be worse. Look what happened the other week at the Britannia:

For TW's YouTube widget you just use the bit of the web address after the = (in the main video address, NOT in the embed code)

*Here to help*

Thankee kindlee, sirrah!

[a1]

at least he's getting his mates in from palace for nowt, and not giving burnley £3-4million for them.

[Puskas]

at least he's getting his mates in from palace for nowt, and not giving burnley £3-4million for them.

Indeed.

But then on the downside, he's not actually signed anyone who can trap a football.

It's all very well not paying transfer fees, but if the players you sign are worse than useless, it's not much of a bonus.

Still, we have Creativity's Neil Danns and Stuart Storer Tribute Act Liam Feeney. So that's alright...oh.

[Puskas]

Oh. And I don't know if it's been mentioned, but the SQL Server now reckons we're after Palace non-entity Jonathan Williams on loan.

Another midfielder - this time a small child who can't get into the team at Selhurst.

So that's nice. And just what we need.

[bobo the clown]

Oh. And I don't know if it's been mentioned, but the SQL Server now reckons we're after Palace non-entity Jonathan Williams on loan.

Another midfielder - this time a small child who can't get into the team at Selhurst.

So that's nice. And just what we need.

I have no knowledge of his, none whatsoever. He may be God's gift, he may be this season's catalyst for it all turning around .... but Shirley even Freedman's getting just a little bit embarrassed at looking at Palace players by now ?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

To be honest Bobo I think he's somewhat desperate. So am I. But Williams is capable of being a decent player - tricky, creative; battled back well from a broken leg. Picked for Wales U21 age 17 - second-youngest ever to represent them. And as you're already thinking "tallest dwarf", while we're on the subject he's 5ft 7in.

[TANGODANCER]

To be honest Bobo I think he's somewhat desperate. So am I. But Williams is capable of being a decent player - tricky, creative; battled back well from a broken leg. Picked for Wales U21 age 17 - second-youngest ever to represent them. And as you're already thinking "tallest dwarf", while we're on the subject he's 5ft 7in.

Franny Lee is only 5-8" and we've had quite a few less who were pretty good. I'll leave you to name them.

[Gary the Enfield]

To be honest Bobo I think he's somewhat desperate. So am I. But Williams is capable of being a decent player - tricky, creative; battled back well from a broken leg. Picked for Wales U21 age 17 - second-youngest ever to represent them. And as you're already thinking "tallest dwarf", while we're on the subject he's 5ft 7in.

Franny Lee is only 5-8" and we've had quite a few less who were pretty good. I'll leave you to name them.

Well there's his namesake Diddy David lee for a start. 5'7"

[Jugs]

J Davies is a good young player, but again the question is whether he is someone we actually need.

[Puskas]

Connor Wilkinson gone on a month's loan to Oldham.

Good job we're well stocked with strikers, isn't it?

[Prufrock]

I'd be happy with Williams! An actual footballer, imagine!

[Worthy4England]

Connor Wilkinson gone on a month's loan to Oldham.

Good job we're well stocked with strikers, isn't it?

If you ain't going to play a striker, even if he was the last striker on earth, then you might as well send 'em out on loan...

[TKIZ!]

See my earlier post. We need a forward

[twilight]

See my earlier post. We need a forward

This.

I will hold the bed sheet with you if you like!

[EverSoYouri]

Oh. And I don't know if it's been mentioned, but the SQL Server now reckons we're after Palace non-entity Jonathan Williams on loan.

Another midfielder - this time a small child who can't get into the team at Selhurst.

So that's nice. And just what we need.

Excellent. If his Dad brings him, they can fill a couple of spaces in North Stand.

[EverSoYouri]

Connor Wilkinson gone on a month's loan to Oldham.

Good job we're well stocked with strikers, isn't it?

If you ain't going to play a striker, even if he was the last striker on earth, then you might as well send 'em out on loan...

Back to five man midfield? (Actually wouldn't mind this if Mavies is making his comeback).