Tits Up! - 'Uddersfield (H) 29/11/2014

[Lost Leopard Spot]

There you go Enoch...
I was trying to get 'Ard days night into it somehow, with references to Lennon & McCartney and working like a dog (terrier), but f*ck it.

[Enoch]

An admirable effort I'd say.

I would have used a hyphen and might have slipped an apostrophe in, but that's just me.

Bravo!

[LeverEnd]

High praise indeed for LLS.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

High praise indeed for LLS.

Not high enough - I've 'ad to go back and edit it...

[TonyDomingos]

Trick missed. This was crying out for "Stick it up them terrier c*nts arses" or similar.

[jaffka]

Trick missed. This was crying out for "Stick it up them terrier c*nts arses" or similar.

now that is a match thread

[TonyDomingos]

I've just had a 'phone call from Enoch to remind me that what I actually meant to suggest was: "Stick it up them terrier c*nts' arses - Huddersfield (H) 29/11/14". Many apologies.

[LeverEnd]

I've just had a 'phone call from Enoch to remind me that what I actually meant to suggest was: "Stick it up them terrier c*nts' arses - Huddersfield (H) 29/11/14". Many apologies.

Thank goodness someone is maintaining standards.

[Jugs]

Going to this, looking forward to it.

[Enoch]

Better.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

This is a barometer game for me.
We win and it'll be sunny all the way to a comfortable mid table finish.
Draw, and it'll be changeable periods, hovering just above the relegation zone.
Lose the fecker and it's storm clouds all the way, with a constant relegation battle, and a might as well get used to life in Div One attitude.

[Gary the Enfield]

This is a barometer game for me.
We win and it'll be sunny all the way to a comfortable mid table finish.
Draw, and it'll be changeable periods, hovering just above the relegation zone.
Lose the fecker and it's storm clouds all the way, with a constant relegation battle, and a might as well get used to life in Div One attitude.

There's 12 points between us and the play-offs. We can still get promoted.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

This is a barometer game for me.
We win and it'll be sunny all the way to a comfortable mid table finish.
Draw, and it'll be changeable periods, hovering just above the relegation zone.
Lose the fecker and it's storm clouds all the way, with a constant relegation battle, and a might as well get used to life in Div One attitude.

There's 12 points between us and the play-offs. We can still get promoted.

Theoretically, mathematically, correct. I'm obviously more of a pessimist than you.

[bobo the clown]

There's 12 points between us and the play-offs. We can still get promoted.

Without a creative midfielder or a natural goalscorer.

I've always admired your optimism Gazza.

[Prufrock]

Eidur's gonna do both!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

I've just had a 'phone call from Enoch to remind me that what I actually meant to suggest was: "Stick it up them terrier c*nts' arses - Huddersfield (H) 29/11/14". Many apologies.

Thank goodness someone is maintaining standards.

Indeed - for example, the opening apostrophe on 'phone. How irksome it is when teen-agers use their 'phones on the 'bus.

[Gary the Enfield]

This is a barometer game for me.
We win and it'll be sunny all the way to a comfortable mid table finish.
Draw, and it'll be changeable periods, hovering just above the relegation zone.
Lose the fecker and it's storm clouds all the way, with a constant relegation battle, and a might as well get used to life in Div One attitude.

There's 12 points between us and the play-offs. We can still get promoted.

Theoretically, mathematically, correct. I'm obviously more of a pessimist than you.

Yup!

[Enoch]

Theoretically, mathematically, correct. I'm obviously more of a pessimist than you.

Yup!

Pessimism, so last year.

So last manager.

[Enoch]

I've just had a 'phone call from Enoch to remind me that what I actually meant to suggest was: "Stick it up them terrier c*nts' arses - Huddersfield (H) 29/11/14". Many apologies.

I might have endorsed this, but I strongly object to any thread title containing the word 'terrier'.

[bobo the clown]

I don't think, having added the apostrophe, that the 'U' should be capitalised.

Just being fussy maybe. Do say if I am.