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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by thebish » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:34 pm

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Post by freeindeed » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:50 pm

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I deliver vegetables next door to the house he grew up in in Oxford. FACT.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:00 pm

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I deliver vegetables next door to the house he grew up in in Oxford. FACT.
Sounds rather middle-class does that.
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by thebish » Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:24 pm

delivering vegetables - middle class?

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by freeindeed » Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:30 pm

How exactly is a delivery driver job middle class Mr Clown?

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:40 pm

thebish wrote:delivering vegetables - middle class?
Supplying posh people with goods they should be quite capable of getting themselves ... in leafy Oxford.

It doesn't get much more middle class than that & as for being a lacky to the management classes ... the least said the better. Far from a horny-handed man of toil. Possibly (?) self-employed and hardly the material of Trade Unionism.

... & just as I was becoming persuaded by all the arguements.
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by freeindeed » Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:48 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:delivering vegetables - middle class?
Supplying posh people with goods they should be quite capable of getting themselves ... in leafy Oxford.

It doesn't get much more middle class than that & as for being a lacky to the management classes ... the least said the better. Far from a horny-handed man of toil. Possibly (?) self-employed and hardly the material of Trade Unionism.

... & just as I was becoming persuaded by all the arguements.
Oh dear oh dear. If learning that some bloke on a forum works as a delivery driver changes your political persuasion then perhaps you should leave the circus.

I deliver organic vegetables for Riverford - it's good shit. Ethical business of the decade. Very nice job thankyou very much. I won't ask what you do...cos I don't give a shit :wink:

Now look what you've done - spunked into the wrong forum :spank:

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by thebish » Thu Aug 06, 2015 6:03 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:delivering vegetables - middle class?
Supplying posh people with goods they should be quite capable of getting themselves ... in leafy Oxford.

It doesn't get much more middle class than that & as for being a lacky to the management classes ... the least said the better. Far from a horny-handed man of toil. Possibly (?) self-employed and hardly the material of Trade Unionism.

... & just as I was becoming persuaded by all the arguements.

Bobes.. give your head a shake.. you're a decent, reasonable bloke (though you do your best to hide it :wink: )

this is a pretty pathetic attack...

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by jaffka » Thu Aug 06, 2015 6:45 pm

Anyway, who is this mystery forward?

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Aug 06, 2015 6:50 pm

I'm sure the clown is only jesting..... if not it's that time of the month again!
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by freeindeed » Thu Aug 06, 2015 6:55 pm

En français


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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Bijou Bob » Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:35 pm

Looks like he might be straight into the side if Ream still has a deadleg , (Is that the same deadleg we used to give each other at school ie quick knee to the thigh side on, then watch the poor b4 stars fall over and laugh. Until it was you on the receiving end. I was over that in 15 minutes)

In other news, Hooper to Forest according to Nixon
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:39 pm

Hooper? :conf:
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by TonyDomingos » Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:41 pm

freeindeed wrote:En français

Middle class AND pretentious! :D
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by KeyserSoze » Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:42 pm

Not seen a snood in a while, I must say.
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:48 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Looks like he might be straight into the side if Ream still has a deadleg , (Is that the same deadleg we used to give each other at school ie quick knee to the thigh side on, then watch the poor b4 stars fall over and laugh. Until it was you on the receiving end. I was over that in 15 minutes)

In other news, Hooper to Forest according to Nixon
NO! That's what I thought until I got one. It's a muscle tear caused by a blow squashing it against your thigh bone like a chicken fillet hit with a mallet. It's a proper injury.
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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by officer_dibble » Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:53 pm

Barker would be good - primarily cos he's a wide player. We are truly short of genuine width.

I'm claiming the prince. He's gonna be ace. 'Only' 6'2 but built like a shithouse. Championship strikers watch out.

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by ChrisC » Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:02 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Looks like he might be straight into the side if Ream still has a deadleg , (Is that the same deadleg we used to give each other at school ie quick knee to the thigh side on, then watch the poor b4 stars fall over and laugh. Until it was you on the receiving end. I was over that in 15 minutes)

In other news, Hooper to Forest according to Nixon
Don't get that one. Forest are embargo'd.. Even had to send someone back to Leicester the other day due to financial problems.

Surly we can compete for him? Lennon loves him from his Celtic days.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:13 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Looks like he might be straight into the side if Ream still has a deadleg , (Is that the same deadleg we used to give each other at school ie quick knee to the thigh side on, then watch the poor b4 stars fall over and laugh. Until it was you on the receiving end. I was over that in 15 minutes)

In other news, Hooper to Forest according to Nixon
Hooper? I don't see him mentioned. Nixon is blathering on about some foreign striker to Forest I thought?

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by jonnycooper » Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:33 pm

freeindeed wrote:
thebish wrote:Image
I deliver vegetables next door to the house he grew up in in Oxford. FACT.
I bought a Volvo estate off his antique trader business partner in the early 90,s when I lived in
Oxford!! Fact....

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