If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

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Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

Post by TonyDomingos » Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:34 pm

Will someone please get that car started and head for west London. I'll give you precise directions once you get to Hammersmith.
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Post by LeverEnd » Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:55 am

Bijou Bob wrote:I'm not fond of biblical quotes, but let him who is without sin etc.

If BWFCi would shaft his own family and take a wage cut then fair enough. Somehow I doubt that and applying different criteria to other people than he'd apply to himself us just crass hypocracy. I don't and won't blame any bloke for getting the best deal for his future.
No BB!!! (Bible basher). BWFCi would've taken the first offer available and then arranged to wire 90% of his wages to Jeremy's campaign.

Then things would've been tied up and we could've had Pisano on the bench tomorrow and the ineligible Boro winger watching from the stands unsure of who to support and we would've won 3 nil. Now we're going to lose. All because of Timmy.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Aug 15, 2015 6:38 am

To be fair, given the choice I'd choose Fulham over QPR ever time. Though I might have to do something about that statue if it's still there. Fulham = proper football club with one of my favourite stadiums and a decent set of fans (even if they are Londoners).

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sat Aug 15, 2015 7:11 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:To be fair, given the choice I'd choose Fulham over QPR ever time. Though I might have to do something about that statue if it's still there. Fulham = proper football club with one of my favourite stadiums and a decent set of fans (even if they are Londoners).

Big Mo took the statue with him when he sold up.

Craven Cottage is a nice old ground but I despise their 'Neutral' stand. Some of the people in there make my teeth itch.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:06 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:To be fair, given the choice I'd choose Fulham over QPR ever time. Though I might have to do something about that statue if it's still there. Fulham = proper football club with one of my favourite stadiums and a decent set of fans (even if they are Londoners).

Big Mo took the statue with him when he sold up.

Craven Cottage is a nice old ground but I despise their 'Neutral' stand. Some of the people in there make my teeth itch.
To be fair most of my visits have seen about 100 people in the stand :lol: the last time it was full I was sat next to LK and everyone around us were batching about Okocha. I wonder if they look back now and give their heads a shake.

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Post by jaffka » Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:43 am

So he is still here then, that Fulham offer must be good.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:51 am

LeverEnd wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:I'm not fond of biblical quotes, but let him who is without sin etc.

If BWFCi would shaft his own family and take a wage cut then fair enough. Somehow I doubt that and applying different criteria to other people than he'd apply to himself us just crass hypocracy. I don't and won't blame any bloke for getting the best deal for his future.
No BB!!! (Bible basher). BWFCi would've taken the first offer available and then arranged to wire 90% of his wages to Jeremy's campaign.

Then things would've been tied up and we could've had Pisano on the bench tomorrow and the ineligible Boro winger watching from the stands unsure of who to support and we would've won 3 nil. Now we're going to lose. All because of Timmy.
I couldn't care less what Timmy gets paid. I'm a Bolton fan and want what is best for us.

Meanwhile 'honest Timmy' and his agent are talking to a club we have as of last night not agreed a fee with according to the Bolton news. And whose only offer was less than that of QPR. I couldn't care less how much Timmy wimmy Ream gets.

As a Bolton fan I care about our club and this is not helping things at all.
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Post by jaffka » Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:55 am

^^still as irrationally excitable as ever

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:39 am

If I had an offer from QPR and another from a club of decent level I'd be most concerned about where QPR stood legally, financially. The lad's going. They're arguing over the short strokes. He's no worse a person for thinking over options. I'm assuming we have lined up our own ones, just a matter of finding that pen once Timmy's finished with it.
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Aug 15, 2015 10:15 am

The BWSA must be holding an emergency meeting soon, to decide who will be this years POTY...People just don't think of this sort of consequence.

One of them might actually have to watch a game, to work out who was best. I reckon Dobby the House Elf, is probably way in the lead at the moment.

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Aug 15, 2015 10:22 am

Prats and Moxey the only two IMObto have done the requisite groundwork in being wank for long enough for their vsubsequent bang-average performances to look good enough.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 15, 2015 10:27 am

It'll be squiggle, Shirley ?
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Post by thebish » Sat Aug 15, 2015 10:46 am

nahhh - it'll be Prince - then they can say he has been "crowned" POTY.. YHIHF

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Post by Hoboh » Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:43 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:I'm not fond of biblical quotes, but let him who is without sin etc.

If BWFCi would shaft his own family and take a wage cut then fair enough. Somehow I doubt that and applying different criteria to other people than he'd apply to himself us just crass hypocracy. I don't and won't blame any bloke for getting the best deal for his future.
No BB!!! (Bible basher). BWFCi would've taken the first offer available and then arranged to wire 90% of his wages to Jeremy's campaign.

Then things would've been tied up and we could've had Pisano on the bench tomorrow and the ineligible Boro winger watching from the stands unsure of who to support and we would've won 3 nil. Now we're going to lose. All because of Timmy.
I couldn't care less what Timmy gets paid. I'm a Bolton fan and want what is best for us.

Meanwhile 'honest Timmy' and his agent are talking to a club we have as of last night not agreed a fee with according to the Bolton news. And whose only offer was less than that of QPR. I couldn't care less how much Timmy wimmy Ream gets.

As a Bolton fan I care about our club and this is not helping things at all.
I'm with you on this one.
IMHO whoever gets him will be purchasing a pup.

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:05 pm

Hoboh wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:I'm not fond of biblical quotes, but let him who is without sin etc.

If BWFCi would shaft his own family and take a wage cut then fair enough. Somehow I doubt that and applying different criteria to other people than he'd apply to himself us just crass hypocracy. I don't and won't blame any bloke for getting the best deal for his future.
No BB!!! (Bible basher). BWFCi would've taken the first offer available and then arranged to wire 90% of his wages to Jeremy's campaign.

Then things would've been tied up and we could've had Pisano on the bench tomorrow and the ineligible Boro winger watching from the stands unsure of who to support and we would've won 3 nil. Now we're going to lose. All because of Timmy.
I couldn't care less what Timmy gets paid. I'm a Bolton fan and want what is best for us.

Meanwhile 'honest Timmy' and his agent are talking to a club we have as of last night not agreed a fee with according to the Bolton news. And whose only offer was less than that of QPR. I couldn't care less how much Timmy wimmy Ream gets.

As a Bolton fan I care about our club and this is not helping things at all.
I'm with you on this one.
IMHO whoever gets him will be purchasing a pup.

Same here. Can't blame him for wanting a better deal. We want what's best for the club( nothing wrong with that). Which is him fecking off asap so we can sign some players and boost this thread!!!!


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Post by Prufrock » Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:46 pm

If Corbyn gets in will he nationalise these transfer threads?

Putting them out to tender might seem like it brings the benefits of a market place but I'm yet to see that benefit passed on to the club. They've been as much use as First Great Western. Pish. Socialism would bring us Gary Hooper, I'm sure.
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Post by thebish » Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:50 pm

while we're waiting for Ream to move on - a video illustrating (albeit with a different sport) the weekly parting of our defense... :wink:

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:51 pm

Prufrock wrote:If Corbyn gets in will he nationalise these transfer threads?

Putting them out to tender might seem like it brings the benefits of a market place but I'm yet to see that benefit passed on to the club. They've been as much use as First Great Western. Pish. Socialism would bring us Gary Hooper, I'm sure.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:53 pm

thebish wrote:any team nooz yet?
Yeah, Everton have picked both Kone and Lukaku

None from the erstwhile Cellnet Riverside till 2pm, Bish - although the BWFC Twitter feed has just shown a dressing-room pic of Prince's No.2 and Moxey's No.3 shirts hanging side by side

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Post by thebish » Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:57 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
thebish wrote:any team nooz yet?
Yeah, Everton have picked both Kone and Lukaku
great nooz! :D

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