The Charlton thread. - Charlton (A) 15/12/15

[LeverEnd]

I just got drenched in f*cking Guildford which I was supposed to leave 4 hours ago. I hope this isn't a portent. It almost certainly has done me out of one pint, if not more. I can't face this sober.

Intravenous drugs, quick. Mainline that shit!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I just got drenched in f*cking Guildford which I was supposed to leave 4 hours ago. I hope this isn't a portent. It almost certainly has done me out of one pint, if not more. I can't face this sober.

No doubt you can catch up. Enoch'll likely have had six by now and his famous laconic one liners are being reduced to two word utterances:
"next pint"
"your round"
"wet innit?"
"non sequitur"

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm drinking too. I wanna be wrecked before Tango's big blue COYWM appears... I'm presuming it will appear...he's not part of the austerity cuts is he?. He comes free.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

I'm drinking too. I wanna be wrecked before Tango's big blue COYWM appears... I'm presuming it will appear...he's not part of the austerity cuts is he?. He comes free.

Too late mate, he's already done it (sort of):

Meanwhile, our delapidated, morally dejected and unpaid warriors must dig deep into "A" their pockets for the train fare to Charlton, and "B" deep into their reserves of confidence to believe that Father Christmas ( no, not Eddie Davies) is alive and well and hasn't deserted them. Charlton sit five points above us yet have actually lost one game more than we have. Three point's won't move us far, but it will be a real boost right now. Madine, the goal machine will ride to the rescue. We can do this. COME ON YOU WHITES..

[Worthy4England]

I just got drenched in f*cking Guildford which I was supposed to leave 4 hours ago. I hope this isn't a portent.

I'd say it was a pi$$ poor tent if you're drenched.

[thebish]

I just got drenched in f*cking Guildford which I was supposed to leave 4 hours ago. I hope this isn't a portent.

I'd say it was a pi$$ poor tent if you're drenched.

ba-dum tish!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm drinking too. I wanna be wrecked before Tango's big blue COYWM appears... I'm presuming it will appear...he's not part of the austerity cuts is he?. He comes free.

Too late mate, he's already done it (sort of):

Meanwhile, our delapidated, morally dejected and unpaid warriors must dig deep into "A" their pockets for the train fare to Charlton, and "B" deep into their reserves of confidence to believe that Father Christmas ( no, not Eddie Davies) is alive and well and hasn't deserted them. Charlton sit five points above us yet have actually lost one game more than we have. Three point's won't move us far, but it will be a real boost right now. Madine, the goal machine will ride to the rescue. We can do this. COME ON YOU WHITES..

Oh dear, and I'd only had one by then, and I'd missed the COYWMing!!!
I've since moved on, the Fishpond had Genesis on the speakers which was too depressing for words (that fxcker about a lawnmower ). I'm now on my fifth in a much more muted establishment: one that should engender favourable vibes.

[Worthy4England]

It's one o'clock and time for lunch, dum te dum, te dum.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It's one o'clock and time for lunch, dum te dum, te dum.

Don't you fxckin start!
I'm now sat in a pub (in Derbyshire) and the fxckin locals are talking about Manchester City, Liverpool, Aston Villa, and Chelsea (plus me who's not talking to anyfucker, and supporting Bolton). Tis a fxcked up world we live in.

[Worthy4England]

It's one o'clock and time for lunch, dum te dum, te dum.

Don't you fxckin start!
I'm now sat in a pub (in Derbyshire) and the fxckin locals are talking about Manchester City, Liverpool, Aston Villa, and Chelsea (plus me who's not talking to anyfucker supporting Bolton). Tis a fxcked up world we live in.

The sun beats down as I lie in the bench, and I can always hear them talk...

[thebish]

[thebish]

here we go...

LINE-UPS: Zach Clough starts for Wanderers as he makes his return from injury, while Jay Spearing captains the Whites in the absence of Darren Pratley.

Emile Heskey also comes into the starting XI in place of the injured Shola Ameobi, while Gary Madine and Jose Manuel Casado return on the bench.

Bolton: Amos, Vela, Prince, Wheater, Holding, Moxey, Spearing, Davies, Feeney, Clough, Heskey.

Subs: Rachubka, Madine, Danns, Casado, Dobbie, Twardzik, Walker.

[LeverEnd]

Looks like a big risk with our prize asset. let's hope it works.
Spearing has got his work cut out in that midfield, unless we're on top and dominating possession of course.

[TANGODANCER]

What's happened to Dervite?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Clough and Heskey. Pony and Carthorse. Why not Clough and Woolery FFS?

[Loyal White]

Strange team, are we looking at Clough in a 3 man midfield, or Feeney on the right and Vela in midfield?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm fading. 7 in and wanting the start. Just realised another hour to go. Far too long to go. I'm also hallucinating lawnmowers, I'll not say whose fault that is (although I'm quietly impressed with myself I can still differentiate whose and who's even on a phone. Ha.)

[TonyDomingos]

Seven of us off the forum stood on the platform at London Bridge. We've had a pint or two. We've got our boots. Game on.

[TANGODANCER]

Clough and Heskey. Pony and Carthorse. Why not Clough and Woolery FFS?

Probably the fact that Wollery is five feet nine tall and weighs ten stone (fact)

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Clough and Heskey. Pony and Carthorse. Why not Clough and Woolery FFS?

Probably the fact that Wollery is five feet nine tall and weighs ten stone (fact)

A couple of quick ponies together running rings around the oppo?