More than one owl? Count me in! SWFC away 12/1

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More than one owl? Count me in! SWFC away 12/1

Post by LeverEnd » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:28 pm

I've decided to torture myself with this one as Mavies immediately shows us what we've been missing - all season.
Anyone else? It's pay on the door.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:45 pm

LeverEnd wrote:I've decided to torture myself with this one as Mavies immediately shows us what we've been missing - all season.
Anyone else? It's pay on the door.
I'll do my best on the provision that you don't quote any more from that pair of pricks to me. :)
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Post by LeverEnd » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:51 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:I've decided to torture myself with this one as Mavies immediately shows us what we've been missing - all season.
Anyone else? It's pay on the door.
I'll do my best on the provision that you don't quote any more from that pair of pricks to me. :)
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:52 pm

Where's the quote from?
Mine would have been something to do with Hoots Mon, no Tues, oops Wed.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:54 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:I've decided to torture myself with this one as Mavies immediately shows us what we've been missing - all season.
Anyone else? It's pay on the door.
I'll do my best on the provision that you don't quote any more from that pair of pricks to me. :)
Can I do the perve leg-rub?
Oh yeah - I do that myself. Not much to perv at round there though.
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Post by LeverEnd » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:55 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Where's the quote from?
Mine would have been something to do with Hoots Mon, no Tues, oops Wed.
Inspired by discussion of Vic and Bob and carefully contrived to set Bruce (with his face like a grieving cod) off on one of his rants.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:58 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Where's the quote from?
Mine would have been something to do with Hoots Mon, no Tues, oops Wed.
Inspired by discussion of Vic and Bob and carefully contrived to set Bruce (with his face like a grieving cod) off on one of his rants.
Ahhhh. :)
Anyway, I can't make it, working that Tuesday and won't have time to get there before kickoff, which is a bugger as I count Wednesday as one of my home games...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:18 am

I'm hoping Wednesday will have irritable Owl Syndrome after Tuesday. :wink:
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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:29 am

TANGODANCER wrote:I'm hoping Wednesday will have irritable Owl Syndrome after Tuesday. :wink:
More likely our boys will have the sore arses after they bend us over. :spank:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:42 am

LeverEnd wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:I'm hoping Wednesday will have irritable Owl Syndrome after Tuesday. :wink:
More likely our boys will have the sore arses after they bend us over. :spank:
You mean Shefield are the men of steel and we're the.....
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Post by plymouth wanderer » Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:44 am

They can't wait to get there claws into us!
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:21 am

If we've let them sign Mavis in time to fckg start against us I will be forced to do a Clown Walk across the pitch, stand as close as my size 18's permit and bitch slap that nice Mr Birch with a salmon.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:23 am

bobo the clown wrote:If we've let them sign Mavis in time to fckg start against us I will be forced to do a Clown Walk across the pitch, stand as close as my size 18's permit and bitch slap that nice Mr Birch with a salmon.
That is the very least of things we should be worrying about.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:30 am

We're going to smash them 2-0.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:57 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:If we've let them sign Mavis in time to fckg start against us I will be forced to do a Clown Walk across the pitch, stand as close as my size 18's permit and bitch slap that nice Mr Birch with a salmon.
That is the very least of things we should be worrying about.
I'll decide what I worry about, thank you very much.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jan 10, 2016 6:51 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:We're going to smash them 2-0.
You're warped, you. :D
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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:40 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:We're going to smash them 2-0.
You're warped, you. :D
I had you down as a banker for this. Most disappointed. Am I going on my own? Anyone......?
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:52 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:We're going to smash them 2-0.
You're warped, you. :D
I had you down as a banker for this. Most disappointed. Am I going on my own? Anyone......?
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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:34 pm

I am asking!!! In fact begging. What do you want? A scented note?!!!!
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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:37 pm

I was thinking the most likely forum member to be in attendance would be Spotty, but he's come up with some lame excuse about work or something. As a new Yorkshire dweller, I feel obliged to attend, especially since I went last year all the way from horwich. I'll just have to turn up at the away pub and make some new friends I suppose.
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