The breaking News thread...

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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Mar 26, 2016 8:18 am

Mark Davies hiding again. Cnut.

Some 'random' drug tests when they are back, I hope.

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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Mar 26, 2016 8:48 am

Everyone jumping to conclusions again based on scant evidence.

Its clear from that photo that they're all just about to shower after a tough training session at the new Lostock site, and Feeney is imbibing a brand of new ultra-performance drink (perfectly legal) that makes your eyes sensitive to UV rays.

Honestly, you lot will snipe at anything without actually seeking the truth.
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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Mar 26, 2016 9:59 am

:lol: If you look at the left side background, we've signed Andy Carroll too, which means Big Sam is on his way back.

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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by Prufrock » Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:04 am

Too many hairless footballers. That's why we're going down.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:07 am

Them shorts on that woman in the background make her arse look big.
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:14 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Them shorts on that woman in the background make her arse look big.
Madine would still miss the fckr.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:18 am

That's not what the celebration suggests.

Where's his banjo?
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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:24 am

Is he the one on the left or the one on the right? Can't remember from his goal celebrations...

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Post by thebish » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:52 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Them shorts on that woman in the background make her arse look big.
maybe her arse makes the shorts look big! 8)
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Post by wigan white » Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:35 pm

The one on the left is Odelusi. I'm not adverse to them having a couple of days away but this photo is a piss take, especially after the shit that arose last year with Spearing. You would've thought the club would have learned from last time and ensured the players are more "Sensible" with what they put on social media.

Oh and Madine just looks like a fecking prick!!! Just about sums him up.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:38 pm

Not sure if this is relevent to the new owners....http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/143 ... tes_Hotel/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:39 pm

wigan white wrote:The one on the left is Odelusi. I'm not adverse to them having a couple of days away but this photo is a piss take, especially after the shit that arose last year with Spearing. You would've thought the club would have learned from last time and ensured the players are more "Sensible" with what they put on social media.

Oh and Madine just looks like a fecking prick!!! Just about sums him up.
Is he still with us ? I thought we'd binned him off to Wiggin.

If so HOW VERY DARE HE be holidaying with our finest ... whoever they are ?
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Post by TonyDomingos » Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:03 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Not sure if this is relevent to the new owners....http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/143 ... tes_Hotel/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by wigan white » Sun Mar 27, 2016 8:50 am

bobo the clown wrote:
wigan white wrote:The one on the left is Odelusi. I'm not adverse to them having a couple of days away but this photo is a piss take, especially after the shit that arose last year with Spearing. You would've thought the club would have learned from last time and ensured the players are more "Sensible" with what they put on social media.

Oh and Madine just looks like a fecking prick!!! Just about sums him up.
Is he still with us ? I thought we'd binned him off to Wiggin.

If so HOW VERY DARE HE be holidaying with our finest ... whoever they are ?
We did indeed sell him to Wigan, he's injured at the minute and quite obviously a "Glory Hunter" :lol:
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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by nelson66 » Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:13 am

Samni Odelusi - our great players are keeping great company
Birds of a feather etc

Good old Samni was put on the transfer list by Wigan after only months and 5 games - and hasnt played for them since

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/sport/ ... i-10105732" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

what a gang of ^%$£ers
I hope they all come back with an antibiotic resistant STD from that bird with the big @rse in the white shorts



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Peter Thompson wrote:Eddie who....I've forgotten about him already

Same as I'll very shortly forget about the latest absolute wanker 'so called' players having a 'Spearing' type holiday jolly days after the 6-0 Bristol City drubbing - photo currently doing the rounds on twitter.

Feeney is excused as he's now elsewhere....
You could save us the suspense and point us at it? :-)
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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:25 pm

How did Nick Hunt get an invite btw ?
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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by Andy Waller » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:52 am

Couldn't this be the key to our salvation though??

"Here's your £17k pw Mark, but as the new owners have implemented a new rule that posting camp social media photos carries with it a fine of £18k, you owe us a grand."

"Hi Gary, that hat counts as gross misconduct, which in turn carries a fine of £5K..."
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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by TKIZ! » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:14 am

The photo is from the summer. Jiminiho has done a interview with Bolton News were he says he hasnt given time off over Easter and has had them training as normal
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:31 am

TKIZ! wrote:The photo is from the summer. Jiminiho has done a interview with Bolton News were he says he hasnt given time off over Easter and has had them training as normal
Bastards. If they'd have been training instead, we wouldn't be in this mess...

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Re: The breaking News thread...

Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:39 am

With that photo, even if it had been last week.....Does it matter that much?

I mean we know footballers are overpaid shitheads who on the whole care little about the club they turn out for. They also tend to lead lifestyles that most of us cannot get near to. If they had all gone on a jolly a few days after losing 6-0 I doubt in reality it makes that much difference. And whilst that photo being posted on social media may be a bit insensitive, it wouldn't alter the fact they had gone away.

And as the photo is out of date anyway, does anyone think after going down 6-0 they all stayed at home and sulked? I suspect some did go on a nice holiday for a few days or spent a few days on the golf course etc....

The problem is only when their off the field activities impact upon their on field performance.

But even if all our players stayed at home and were tucked up in bed at 9pm every night they'd still be mentally weak come Saturday kick off time.

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