Shut the Gate, our horse has bolted - Bristol C (A) 19/03/16

[Enoch]

Simple, classic, how can it be so difficult!

[CrazyHorse]

2-1 to the Wanderers. This is the game where it all happens.

[Harry Genshaw]

My choice would have been 'Blame it on the bogey'. 1 win there in about a hundred years (thank you Mark Patterson ). That record ain't getting better any time soon. 0-2 loss and we start adding bolts to the coffin.

[CrazyHorse]

Interesting fact... Not that I'm repetitive or owt but when I typed '2-1 to the' in that last post my phone suggested the word wanderers itself for the next word. Ha.

Anyway, failure is out of the question. We can do it.

[truewhite15]

Defeat. Our players know it's all over, Bristol are still fighting. Repeat until the end of the season.

I'd be getting rid of Lennon now, getting a new boss in, and letting him run the rule over the players we're likely to still have next season. But considering we can't even afford £100K for Spearing, I can't see it happening.

[TANGODANCER]

Directive to all Championship managers: Bolton Wanderers can be scored against in the last five minutes of any game. Fact. Statistics prove it.

[Hoboh]

Why try to be fecking clever with the thread title?

Just put 'our next away defeat under ginger nice person'

Simples.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We'll lose.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Simple, classic, how can it be so difficult!

A little bien pensant, non?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Simple, classic, how can it be so difficult!

What time is it kicking off?

[Burnden Paddock]

Simple, classic, how can it be so difficult!

What time is it kicking off?

Officially it's 3pm, but we're kicking off at 2pm in the hope that we might snatch a goal.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Simple, classic, how can it be so difficult!

What time is it kicking off?

Officially it's 3pm, but we're kicking off at 2pm in the hope that we might snatch a goal.

It'll never happen. Lennon will tell 'em to keep it tight for half an hour then spend the next hoofing the ball at Clough, whilst Heskey is wheezing by the corner flag. 4 nil to them and the wind off the Thames will ensure you all freeze your knackers off in the away end.

[Burnden Paddock]

Simple, classic, how can it be so difficult!

What time is it kicking off?

Officially it's 3pm, but we're kicking off at 2pm in the hope that we might snatch a goal.

It'll never happen. Lennon will tell 'em to keep it tight for half an hour then spend the next hoofing the ball at Clough, whilst Heskey is wheezing by the corner flag. 4 nil to them and the wind off the Thames will ensure you all freeze your knackers off in the away end.

Just how strong are you expecting the wind from the Thames to be? In Bristol??

[Enoch]

Simple, classic, how can it be so difficult!

What time is it kicking off?

Officially it's 3pm, but we're kicking off at 2pm in the hope that we might snatch a goal.

It'll never happen. Lennon will tell 'em to keep it tight for half an hour then spend the next hoofing the ball at Clough, whilst Heskey is wheezing by the corner flag. 4 nil to them and the wind off the Thames will ensure you all freeze your knackers off in the away end.

Just how strong are you expecting the wind from the Thames to be? In Bristol??

It's been known to get up to 3 knots in the Garden.

Of course I have no idea what time kick off is, on a Saturday, for an unfashionable team, albeit with new owners, but relegated anyhow, despite their history.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Simple, classic, how can it be so difficult!

What time is it kicking off?

Officially it's 3pm, but we're kicking off at 2pm in the hope that we might snatch a goal.

It'll never happen. Lennon will tell 'em to keep it tight for half an hour then spend the next hoofing the ball at Clough, whilst Heskey is wheezing by the corner flag. 4 nil to them and the wind off the Thames will ensure you all freeze your knackers off in the away end.

Just how strong are you expecting the wind from the Thames to be? In Bristol??

All the Fulham away talk in t'other thread had me all confused (it's easily done I can assure you). Apart from the Thames bit it will all come to pass.

[Bruce Rioja]

66/1 to avoid relegation!

[Gary the Enfield]

66/1 to avoid relegation!

Hope you've lumped a oner on it!

[Bruce Rioja]

66/1 to avoid relegation!

Hope you've lumped a oner on it!

I am actually thinking that I wouldn't miss a tenner.

[jonnycooper]

66/1 to avoid relegation!

Which bookie is that Bruce? I might waste another couple of quid on us!

We,ll lose 3-0 and Neil will tell us how we were the much better side,but,Amos,Deryk,Dervite,moxey,spearing,Davies,Trotter,Clough,Holding,Heskey,Madine and Clough all made silly mistakes!

[Bruce Rioja]

66/1 to avoid relegation!

Which bookie is that Bruce? I might waste another couple of quid on us!

Just summat that was on Sky yesterday morning, Jonny. We can't look at bookies sites at work (to protect us from putting silly bets on ) but I can have a look later.