For new signings, ask the man from the Pru

[TKIZ!]

[Bruce Rioja]

it's the first time that anyone from his country has been signed by a club in England

Wasn't Dwight Pezzarossi also? I seem to remember him pitching up from Guatemala with his Guinea Pig sandwiches and was completely shite. Wasn't he the first Guatemalan? Is he also, to date, the last?

[TKIZ!]

it's the first time that anyone from his country has been signed by a club in England

Wasn't Dwight Pezzarossi also? I seem to remember him pitching up from Guatemala with his Guinea Pig sandwiches and was completely shite. Wasn't he the first Guatemalan? Is he also, to date, the last?

He was. One of Sam's experiments

[LeverEnd]

Cheers (can't follow his tweets as I haven't penetrated his intimate circle). Interesting indeed. Could be someone from a 'new' footballing country?

Neither can I since he blocked me

Me too. Must have psychic powers and realised I thought he was a cnut because I never actually tweeted it!

[Worthy4England]

Jason Cunliffe from Guam. Great goal-scoring record. YHIHF.

[TKIZ!]

Jason Cunliffe from Guam. Great goal-scoring record. YHIHF.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Cun ... footballer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

[LeverEnd]

Jussi?

[LeverEnd]

Oh. Just seen the midfielder comment. Maybe not Jussi.

[Worthy4England]

Jason Cunliffe from Guam. Great goal-scoring record. YHIHF.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Cun ... footballer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

I mighta just made this up...

[TKIZ!]

Jason Cunliffe from Guam. Great goal-scoring record. YHIHF.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Cun ... footballer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

I mighta just made this up...

Kinda figured

[LeverEnd]

Afghan international midfielder/winger who has played in Germany apparently. Unless it's bollocks.

[BWFC_Insane]

Josef Shirdel is who Nixon claims we are signing.

No confirmation from a better source though.

However, I note IF it is true it would be a 4th signing over 6ft.....

[TKIZ!]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Shirdel" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Tombwfc]

Good test of Nixon's credentials this. Josef Shirdel from Afghanistan is quite the guess if your business is pulling rumours out of your arse.

[BWFC_Insane]

Good test of Nixon's credentials this. Josef Shirdel from Afghanistan is quite the guess if your business is pulling rumours out of your arse.

Of course that isn't what he's doing. Anyone who genuinely thinks that is totally bonkers.

But depends who is telling him stuff.

Assume this guy must have a dual nationality as he'd not get a work permit.

[Nicko58]

Good test of Nixon's credentials this. Josef Shirdel from Afghanistan is quite the guess if your business is pulling rumours out of your arse.

Of course that isn't what he's doing. Anyone who genuinely thinks that is totally bonkers.

But depends who is telling him stuff.

Assume this guy must have a dual nationality as he'd not get a work permit.

He was born in Germany and, judging by his career history, was probably raised there. A work permit shouldn't be a problem.

[officer_dibble]

Joseph Fritzl?

[LeverEnd]

Joseph Fritzl?

He can sign. As long as he's contractually obliged to keep twatdick wilkinson and Dervite in his cellar.

[BWFC_Insane]

Anyhow Nixon says he doesn't know anything other than he's been told the lad is coming in tomorrow. I will bet it is for a trial rather than a straight signing. Seems too random that Parky's team would have scouted him.

[Worthy4England]

Anyhow Nixon says he doesn't know anything other than he's been told the lad is coming in tomorrow. I will bet it is for a trial rather than a straight signing. Seems too random that Parky's team would have scouted him.

Unless they'd already scouted him.